Joker's Asylum 61 members · 29 stories
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*trots in and drops note* NOTE: Jokester's gang of crime! Join now!

Do I get a cookie? :pinkiehappy:

Bill Clinton
Group Admin

1228678 Sure.

By the way, somebody finger is in it so it may be a little crunchy.

1228678 I'M THE INFORMANT BROKER!

1228684 *noms cookie* Thanks!

1228678 :rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss:
Yes, a cookie is in order! *gives giant cookie*

Bill Clinton
Group Admin

1228686 And i love you.

1228688 Yay! *slashes you with knife*

Bill Clinton
Group Admin

1228697 I'm going to shoot you with my laser beam!

1228695 Yay! :yay: It feels so good! :pinkiehappy:

1228717 You like that? *Slashes again and throws salt on the wound* :pinkiecrazy:

Bill Clinton
Group Admin

1228726 Han shot first.

Bill Clinton
Group Admin

1228749 Nigga what u say

1228734 Oh my gawd yesssssssssss!!!!! :pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

Jioplip
Group Contributor

1228749 This brings back memories...

1228742 Now quick, we need to get Joker back to his wedding!:pinkiecrazy:

My mind is full of... FU#$!
Frappe's thoughts are bleeding into mine.:applecry:

Bill Clinton
Group Admin

1228771 You get no sympathy from me.

1228785 *forces you to listen to Justin Beiber music, sprays pepper spray into the wound, and takes a potato peeler to your nipples*

((This is fun!))

Jioplip
Group Contributor

1228796 I think he's broken.

Maybe we can fix him with explosives and contextually insensitive musical numbers.

Bill Clinton
Group Admin

1228796 1228804 Music is a vooooooooice that can tear down a wall.

Bill Clinton
Group Admin

1228815 1228804 1228801>>1228717 huehuehehehe.
You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension— a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone.

1228801 Justin Beiber sucks but the pain is fun :pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

1228829 WHAT? *Floats by a cake*

1228829 That's the theme on the Tower of Terror right? :rainbowhuh:

1228841 WHAT? *Floats by a cat eating nachos*

1228833 That's the joke. You've been a naughty poneh for not realizing that and must be punished! *takes red hot iron pipe and starts beating your stomach, pepper sprays your face, starts yanking at your mane* NAUGHTY PONEH!

1228863 yey! :yay::yay::yay::yay: I enjoy this very much :pinkiecrazy:

1228874 Are you admitting to being a naughty poneh?

I have the strangest boner right now.....:unsuresweetie:

1228883 Yes I am admitting to it. :pinkiecrazy:

lol :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

1228894 Naughty ponehs get punished! *grabs your mane and throws your face into a bowl of staples, pepper sprays you, and starts pulling your fur*

It's not funny! Im sitting with my laptop on my lap and it's so hot it burns! :raritydespair:

1228911 yes! all the yes :pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

Lucky bastard :trixieshiftleft:

1228921 Im not lucky! I dont like receiving pain! I only like giving it!

*Kicks you in the face, punches your stomach, and starts reaping you*

1228939 NO rape! *knife slice* I will kill you if you even try! :twilightangry2:

1228956 We are friends, no friends w/ benefits :twilightangry2:

1228965 :fluttercry: Please?Just a little rape? I'll use a staple gun!

1228974 You can rape the furniture, or anybody else, but me! :flutterrage:

1228986 why do you get to have all the fun?!

1229003 because I am not a rapist, now excuse me while I go read hentai on the ceiling :twilightangry2:

1229066 *starts batting your mane around like a kitty while it dangles from the ceiling.*

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