A continuation of my previous post I made, My Little Pony: the Movie Characters in Equestria Girls, where I shared with you guys some concepts I had for characters from MLP if they were in Equestria Girls. I had so much fun with the last one I'd thought I do it again.

*Superintendent Sombra; Essentially the boss of both Principal Cinch and Dean Cadence, Sombra was once the original principal of Crystal Prep. A stern and humorless man, those who remember the time before Cinch, dubbed the reign of Sombra, described their lives in school at the time as basically slavery. When he was charge, Sombra placed very stern rules and regulations on everything from attire to classroom etiquette, with very strict punishments if broken. The school was completely stripped of its individuality, but grades and success rates were sent skyrocketing. The school district's board of directors were so impressed, that they promoted Sombra right on the spot. Currently, he has returned to Crystal Prep, following the school's humiliating performance at the latest Friendship Games. If he were to appear in the Equestria Girls series, I'd imagine him appearing as a reoccurring antagonist. He would work alongside Principal Cinch and force the students of Crystal Prep to compete and discredit their rival school. I'd see him also being incredibly intimidating, with a voice that makes feel like you have to listen to him. For some reason, I also see him swearing in Spanish when he is pushed past his breaking point.

*Groundskeeper Chance Medley, A.K.A Discord; A man born with an extremely unfortunate name, but extremely bright outlook on life, Chance Medley is the chief and only caretaker of Canterlot High. Essentially the school's janitor, plumber, electrician, lawn care specialist, and designated repair man, Chance is the man you don't want performing any seemingly mundane task in your daily life. Given the nickname "Discord" by the students, Chance has the tendency to appear without warning, often to perform a task that ends in some kind of comedic result. No one knows where he comes from or where he goes, just that when he appears in your classroom to fix a light he's going to get himself electrocuted. Like his Equestrian counterpart, weird and random things just seem to happen when he's around. It isn't his fault really, it just seems like the universe wants very desperately to fuck up his day. But he always manages to walk away with a smile on his face, and bad joke in his head. After all, he's Discord, man of chaos, and his life would be boring if it were anything else.

*Tirek; Many legends and religious myths speak of Tirek in the Equestria Girls universe. The equivalent of the devil in Equestria Girls, Tirek is described as a powerful soul-stealing demon who was banished from the afterlife and thrown into the dark pits of Tartarus, where he became king. Mostly spoken of in religious sermons, and appearing occasionally as a fictional character in multiple pop culture mediums, Tirek isn't perceived as an existing threat like he is in Equestria. After all, the stories about him are just that... stories... right?

*Starswirl and the Pillars of Power; A popular series of fantasy books in the Equestria Girls universe, the adventures of the great wizard Starswirl and his friends are loved by millions all over the world. Sort of like Lord of the Rings in our world, the Pillars of Power series had migrated across many platforms of media, including film, video games, television shows, and most especially merchandise. Everyone love the series, and has even received a cult following complete with nerds dressing up as their favorite characters for conventions. Sort of like Daring do is made out to be in Equestria Girls already.

(New headcanon for the Human Pillars of Harmony below) 👇

What about Crystal Prep's student Psychiatriast Dr. Chrysalis

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It's a good idea, but I'd like to find role for Chrysalis that's outside of Crystal Prep. She's is directly connected to Shining Armor and Candence, not specifically the Crystal Empire. I could see her maybe being a bitter ex-girlfriend of Shining Armor's, but besides that I see her in some other kind of role. Thanks for the suggestion.

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You're welcome. I saw some art of it once and it was pretty cool

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You do know thst if Sombra was the Superintendent he'd be Celestia's boss.
But yeah that would be the role I seem him as, with Radiant Hope from the comics being his secretary and keeping his darker aspects in check.

I can see Discord as the janitor.

Tirek is that world's Satan... yes.

I would have to argue that given the recent shorts, the Pillars would be historical firgures Starswirl within astronomy, alchemy, etc. Rockhoof would be a famed Viking explorer, Flash Magnus, a great Roman solider, Somnabula an Egyptian noble, Mistmane a Japanese scholar, and Meadowbrook a famed witch doctor in the equivalent of New Orleans.

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I see her more as a visiting monarch from another country, but if you go the route of psychologist, maybe she not an ex but someone that lusts after Shining, the one student that never needed to come to her, the one that got away.
So will you include Thorax and Pranyx. I can see the later as a returning solider with no other skills and Thorax as his kid brother, and with others, in a foster home, maybe Chrysalis is the foster mother, and while she's strick she not as cruel as her show counterpart.

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That sounds amazing

I always thought of Discord as the superintendent, actually. Though if Crystal Prep and Canterlot High are in different districts, they could both be superintendents.

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My favorite one has to be King Sombra, or Superintendent Sombra. I can see him as a complete contrast to Atmos King, instead of being a trigger happy unstable businessman with the capacity of a 7 year old who should never be let near the nuclear codes, Sombra would be a generally calm and collective guy that also should not be trusted with the nuclear code. But I can also see Sombra being a 'fuck you' kind of guy.

And Chance Medley, he sounds like the one guy who can give Pinkie a run for her money, if you know what I mean.

And the idea of Tirek being some kind of satanic figure in the EQG verse is interesting, and I can see somebody like a certain rainbow haired student accidentally unleashing his devilish power on the world.

And for the Pillars of Power, I can see them as Greek, or any other, mythology like creatures; Rockhand can be Hercule, Star Swirl can be Ares or Mars, Somnumbula can be i don't know, I'm not that big on Greek mythology, but the idea of them being figures of entertainment is a great idea.

And Chrysalis, I can see her being a mad scientist that works on her own.

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That is the exact same idea and position I had for Sombra, right down to the emergence right after the Friendship games. Ironic coincidence or fateful encounter? You decide.

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Yeah, Honestly I didn't realize Starswirl's counterpart was part of the canon until you pointed it out. But now that you mention it, I can totally see The pillars being major people in Equestria Girls history.

In fact, this is my new head canon:

*Starswirl was an ancient medieval scholar know for his discoveries through astronomy, alchemy, and philosophy, similar to how our history remembers Plato and Aristotle. He wasn't really a people person, but he had taken on many students in his time, truly believing that future generations could learn a lot from the knowledge he had procured. Of these students, a few of note included Clover the Clever and Stygian.

*Rockhoof (called Rockfoot in this universe) was a famous Nordic explorer of Viking heritage. Know for his gentle heart, but fierce attitude on the battlefield, he plundered many lands across the Scandinavian seas. Little bloodshed was had however, as he often made it his goal to avoid harming as many innocents as possible, unless absolutely necessary. His mission was to take supplies and treasure back to his home village for the betterment of his people, not to pointlessly harm others. He ever provided some of his forces to neighboring lands when they were under attack by outside forces.

*Flash Magnus was a roman commander during the reign of a great roman emperor. He is best know for is expertise with battle strategies and defensive techniques, so much so that it has been claimed that he was able to fight through 27 consecutive battles with losing so much as one soldier. Off the battlefield, he was a very proud and honor bound man, dedicating his life and livelihood to the protection of his emperor and people. Sadly, this did not end up ending well for Flash, as he was killed along side his armada during the last siege of Rome before it's fall. Just going off the name, I'd find it funny if Human Flash Magnus looked somewhat similar to Human Flash Sentry, maybe like his ancient ancestor or something.

*Somnabula was once a commoner during the early years of ancient Egypt. She didn't have a lot besides her own natural talents to get by, and often struggled support herself. It wasn't until one faithful day, when she saved the Pharaoh from an assassination attempt that her whole life was turned right around. The Pharaoh immediately feel in love with her, and soon the two became married. Over the years she would rule as a just queen by the Pharaoh's side, until the day the Pharaoh was kidnapped. She ruled in his stead for a total of three days before the Pharaoh was found again, which spurned forth a legend that stated she went to save him herself. This legend has been written off as false however, due to the ludicrous nature of the tale. I mean queens battling sphinxes, how silly can you get.

*Mistmane was a famous traveling Japanese poet and songwriter, know for her ability to tell stories through beautiful lights and melodies. Throughout almost the entirety of her life she had traveled over almost every square inch of futile japan, obtaining different stories and experiences from many of the people she had met along the way. She eventually became something of a Japanese folk heroe to the people of the rising sun, as they eagerly awaited the day Mistmane would appear in their town and regale them with a story of the sights she had seen and people she had met. She died a happy woman in the bed of an inn she decided to stop in for the night, truly proud of the life she had lived and the things she had done.

*Meadowbrook was a herbal healer and self-appointed witch doctor living in the swamps of what now is called New Orleans. Originally an outcast due to her practices and lifestyle, the settlers of the time shunned her preventing her from entering their settlement. But all of this soon changed when a strange new disease the settlers had never encountered before, began to infect their entire settlement. Despite the way they had treated her, Meadowbrook decided to deliver to them a cure anyway. She saved their lives, and settlers quickly felt ashamed for the way they treated her. They decided to make her the town doctor in their new settlement as a way of apologizing, and through her work and teachings, the town eventually created many cures that eventually would act as the precursors to many of the modern medicines used today.

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Faithful encounter. You have good ideas, and it's always a pleasure to read them on these posts.

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Sombra manages 17 different schools in the Canterlot school district, it only just so happens that Canterlot High doesn't fall within his jurisdiction. A detail that causes no end of frustration for the Superintendent. He's basically just taking the lead in Cinch's goal to prove Crystal Prep is the better school anyways, so he doesn't fully mind taking hard way around.

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I feel discord's to silly and chaotic to be the manger of three to four different schools, let alone one. All those rules and regulations would bore him, and he'd have no interest in playing by someone else's rules. As a janitor I feel he gets more freedom, like Dukey said in the terrible Johnny Test show: "All I have to do is push this broom around and goof off, and I get paid moolah for video games and pie!"

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I like these ideas, and since we can't forget Mistmane's friend, Sable Spirit, maybe we can have her as a travel companion that eventually kidnapped or turned around on Mistmane. And also I see Mistmane being a Japanese sorcerer after her travels, spreading her knowledge she gained from her travels. A little something like Lewis and Clark, just with two Asian girls and one becoming a magician.

And with Mage Meadowbrook, she can be a plague doctor, and have her figure out how to cure something like the bubonic plague or other major pandemics that happened in Europe.

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Did I mention he swears in Spanish?

He actually gets along well with Pinkie, she's one of the few people in school who actually enjoys his slip ups, and he appreciates it. After all, if you slip on a banana peel and nobody laughs, what's the point in breaking your hip?

Rainbow Dash, Pinkie, the CMC, heck, even Chance Medley could unleash the powers of Tartarus on the world really. I sure there's at least one haunted tome or something laying around that some idiot can read and doom us all. Honestly it'd just be another Tuesday in Canterlot by now... a satanic Tuesday if you will.

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But she's in New Orleans? I'm not a master of geography, but I'm pretty sure that's a pretty far distance form Europe.

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Yeah but in a fictional setting, you often have schools with nonsensical rules (...sometimes in real life too, but fiction is more flexible), so I could see it working. I'm thinking him acting more like in his first two appearances, with the malicious manipulation.

That said, I can see him as a janitor or groundskeeper, too. I can see the comparison with Groundskeeper Willy.

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As for the magician thing, wizard like magic doesn't really exist in Equestria Girls except for the magic leaking out of Equestria. I'll think about revamping Mistymane's backstory, thanks for reminding me of Sable Spirit by the way, and see what I can come up with.

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I'm looking forward to see what headcanon you come up with.

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Main inspiration right there, bucko... Main inspiration right there.

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'unstable business man with the capacity of a 7 year old that shouldn't be trusted with the nuclear codes'... the subtly is weak with this one.
But yeah niether Sombra or Storm King should be in any position of power.

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You flatter me. Maybe we should collab sometime.

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I'll definitely keep you you in my mind. And please, feel free to hit me up if you ever have an idea you'd like me to look at.

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No offence, but what's up with the bashing there on Rainbow?

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Just because it feels like something she would do. I know that people will say that maybe Pinkie Pie or Applejack will do it it too because they are similar to Rainbow in mannerism. But both Pinkie and Applejack know exactly when they are crossing the boundary, Rainbow does not. Mainly because of her dare-devilish attitude.

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Hmm, no. I quite disagree with that. She would even know that's dangerous. Just I don't feel she would do that.

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Great to know your perspective.

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Hey everypony, me again. Still working on my Mistmane headcanon, but to hold you guys and girls over I came up with some ideas I hope you'll enjoy:

*Bow Hothoof and Windy Whistles: Like in the show, Bow and Windy are Rainbow's extremely over-supportive parents, but in this reality that isn't entirely there fault. In their youth they we're both super big sports fans, and both still are, with Bow being a former small town football team linebacker, and Windy acting as the team's, but mostly his, biggest fan. They met after one of the team's more successful games and instantly clicked, and Windy soon became essentially the team's assistant coach and cheer section. Eventually the two retired and moved to Canterlot with enough money saved to live the rest of their lives comfortably, and even start a family. As soon as Rainbow Dash was born, they started introducing her to their favorite things, i.e. sports, sports and more sports. Their constant exposure of their daughter to athletics eventually lead Rainbow to having dreams of being a great major league athlete some day, and of course her parents were ready to support her all the way. I can imagine Bow becoming the coach of a football team while retired in Canterlot, and would act as Rainbow's personal coach as she grew up, and still acts as one to her today. He would shout words of support and praise as they trained, and would give Rainbow advice when she was feeling down ("Rainbow Dash I want you to listen to me. Losers will get down and never get back up, but the awesome never quit! So tell me right now Rainbow, do you want to be awesome? Or do you want to be a loser?"). Windy would be much the same, but would give words of encouragement in the form of commenting on how much Rainbow had improved. Even despite this close relationship however, Rainbow doesn't want any of her friends to meet her parents. Besides Fluttershy, no one in her main click of friends has ever met them before, and she makes this a rule by clearly stating: "You are not aloud to meet my Parents!" Even despite this however, I imagine Bow and Windy know most of the other parents anyways, because I imagine they'd throw some awesome Superbowl football block parties with all the necessary and unnecessary trimmings.

*Igneous "Clyde" Pie and Cloudy "Sue" Quarts Pie: An Amish family stationed in country outside of Canterlot, the Pie family makes their living mining rocks and sediment from their family's rock quarry. Unlike Pinkie, they aren't very humorous, but they at just as nice and inviting. They will often except in strangers off the street and offer meals to hungry travelers passing by, even despite their stern and seemingly emotionless demeanor. Clyde and Sue were betrothed to each other through an arranged marriage by their respective families, but despite being hesitant at first found they had a lot in common, and quickly feel in love. In fact, the sheer amount of love they had for each other is the reason way they have four daughters... if you get my meaning. Their second eldest daughter Maud left the farm to study rocks and become a Geologist, and they knew they couldn't teach her what she needed to know on the farm so they decided to let her go. Same goes for Pinkie and her dreams. They now only have Limestone and Marble, who wish to continue the family tradition (Limestone being the eldest is the next in line to inherit ownership of the quarry, most likely with marble as her business partner), despite their parents allowing them to follow what ever dream they wish to pursue. I imagine the Pies being a really religious family, being Amish. They say a prayer before they eat and before they go to bed; Igneous, Cloudy and their daughters all know the Equestria Girls' version of the bible fluently; and they won't ever take the lord's name being said in vain; and though Pinkie isn't as strict with these practices as the rest of her family, she still performs some of them daily (praying before bed, asking for forgiveness when she's done wrong, and always doing the right thing as God would expect of her).

*Hondo Flanks and Cookie Crumbles: Mr. Flanks was an ex-military P.I. back in his days when he worked on the shores of Hawaii. One would think he didn't see much action on streets of the most visited vacation spot in the northern hemisphere, but you'd be wrong. He has killed people, both as a soldier and as a private investigator, and his dreams are still haunted by the faces of those people. He met his wife Cookie, a semi-wealthy woman with connections to many major names in high society, after she hired him to get back some expensive jewelry stolen from her after she got off the plane. The two decided to retire after the fear of losing Hondo to his job got to much and they both moved to Canterlot. With their money they decided to take it easy and enjoy life for as long they could, and almost constantly go on excursions to fancy restaurants and nice couple get-aways. I imagine them being the most lively of the parents, in terms of loving each other, when placed in the right situations. Of course, they didn't start this partier lifestyle until after they were sure Rarity was capable of looking after Sweetie Belle, and even to this day Hondo is still very protective of his two precious daughters (he has his old magnum always conveniently placed in his desk drawer). I like to imagine that Hondo likes to unwind with after a rough day with a cold beer and the day's latest sporting event, that or bowling, and used to play football in college (he and Bow used to part of rival college teams, and to this day still hold a competitive respect for each other, and let's just say those Superbowl parties can get quite violent when the old pigskin is brought out ). As for Cookie, she likes to bake and invent new recipes, and is actually quite good at it (almost Cakes or Pinkie Pie level good). I also imagine it was them who gave Rarity the money she needed to start up her own boutique. (Let it be noted, I can not take all the credit for this headcanon because I was heavily inspired by this picture created by Bico-kun on deviantart)

...And that's all I've got for now. Hope you enjoy.

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I like these, and I can see Hondo and Bow being major friends, maybe they both met at a sporting event, and I can even see Clyde being in their little group of friends, maybe to act as a rod to make sure they don't get into much trouble. And I can see the same happening with the mothers. And another thing with Clyde and Sue is that maybe they have the original books and documents on Tirek. And I've always seen the Pie family being Pilgrims other than Amish.

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Are pilgrims a thing still? I thought that fell out of fashion back when the mayflower landed? (get it, it's a thanksgiving joke)

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I don't now, I just thought of Pilgrims fitted the pies better. (Funny joke btw)

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But, yeah I could definitely see Bow and Hondo hanging out, yet somehow Rarity still doesn't figure out who's dad he is. Clyde could definitely be their friend to, but I imagine more sparingly. Like he comes to visit Pinkie and Maud, only to somehow get shoehorned into some kind of dad-hang-out day set up by his daughter and her friends. Don't worry, he ends up loving it.

...And oh yeah, the Pies would be one of the upmost authorities the girls turn to on information on Tirek.

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They definitely seem like settlers and pilgrims based on what we've seen in the show. I get where your coming from.

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I think both Bow and Hondo would be better characterized as both retired athletes, with Bow becoming a couch while Hondo went elsewhere. I think they both are former American Football players and either competed on different of the same team, if different they always had a competitive respect for each other. Maybe during the dad get together the talk about a few of the games they played against each other.
Also, Bow doesn't strike me as a curse more like "I know you can do it. Now do it" type thing "The awesome never quiet. Are you awesome?"
I am as awesome as I wanna be!
As for the Pies, Limestone is the eldest but she wants to take over the farm/quarry and has gotten while Maud is the second eldest working on her doctorate (the Pies are shockingly bright people)

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That actually makes a lot of sense.

Now that I think about it, I think Rainbow's parents would be a lot like she would be during retirement and wouldn't enjoy just sitting around every day, and Hondo Flanks being an ex-athlete would explain the football cutie mark he has in the show. Guess, I'm going to be doing some more tweaking.

Thanks for the suggestions.

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Hey everypony, I've got another one, this one a headcanon for humanized Queen Chrysalis. I know more then a few of you were wanting me to come up with an idea for her, and I hope you like what I've come up with. Let's just call it my late Thanksgiving present to everyone who follows my posts. I am thankful to have you guys and girls, and I appreciate all the love and support you give me.

*Chrysalis "Chrysty" Hives: A foreign fashion model from parts outside of Canterlot, she has recently moved to the small town to promote her newest line of fragrance to the masses; Monarch (Insects.. pheromones.. get it ). Though not openly antagonistic towards the main cast at first, she is extremely egotistic and vain, regarding herself with a "Queen Bee" sort of mentality and believes when she asks for something it is someone else's civic duty to break their back in order to get it for her. She can usually be seen traveling around with a group of interns and paid yes-men catering to her every whim like mindless drones, always answer her questions and demands with phrases like, "Yes, Ms. Hives" and "Of course, Ms. Hives". I see her being antagonistic towards the group by simply being a rather mean-spirited member of the community. She'd insult people for not being as pretty as she is, and though she has no power to effect them, would enjoy berating the lives and businesses of common folk. She'd also be antagonistic through the way she raised her two sons. Pharynx and Thorax are two new students transferred to Canterlot High after their mother had decided they should move to Canterlot, and like most teenage villains in the Equestria Girls series, the two of them are massive bullies. Like his mother, Pharynx has a very high superiority complex, and enjoys nothing more then pushing other people around and starting fights (which he is actually quite good at winning, honestly). His kid brother Thorax however, is a lot quieter and shy, and only receives hatred from others because he's constantly by his big brother's side. He doesn't tend to talk much, and really just goes with the flow, he acting as Pharynx's hype man and shouting statement's like: "You tell 'em Pharynx" and "No one can beat my brother!" But someone getting in his face usually will shut him up quick. Chrysty actually supports this behavior, because it pushes her children to prove themselves superior like she believes her family truly is, and Pharynx and Thorax expertly succeed in this regard (Pharynx and Thorax actually get extremely high grades, some of the highest in their classes, with Pharynx excelling at sports and Thorax excelling at art and technologies).

I'd like to thank Foxhelm, Base Anonymous, and Erina Tail Yellow for acting as large sources of inspiration for this headcanon. Also I have done some tweaking with my previous headcanons involving the parents of some of the Humane 6, thanks to some auggestions given to me by Foxhelm and Base Anonymous. I have rewritten them slightly and they can be viewed in the previous post above. 👆

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I think you fundamentally mischaracterized both Thorax and Pharynx. Thorax is a kind and gentle soul, just wanting to live his life, going to Canterlot High because he can't take the pressure of Crystal Prep and it's the only place he can escape Chrysalis' hold on his life, recall 'The Times They Are A Changeling'. Pharynx, on the other hand, is more of soldier likely going for GED because he dropped out at 17 and enlisted anding back to school, think back to 'To Change a Changeling' or other figure respected by the rest of the Hive because of his no-nonsense attitude, that his always willing to fight and he can back it up. If anything, Pharynx attends Canterlot High to scare anyone that that picks on Thorax, granted he does do the 'why are you hitting yourself' bit.

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Good points, very good points. Man, you are really on the ball with these. I appreciate the comments, really puts these characters into better perspective. I'll do some rewriting for Pharynx and Thorax, and get back to you. In the mean time, what are your thoughts on Chrysalis's character, and also I just did the rewrite for the Humane 6's parents, so if your interested, comment on those as well.

I agree with the most part, but I think most of her 'yes-men' legitimately agree with her, her successes have led to their own much smaller but considerable wealth. Others out of fear, because they know if she fails odds are they will go down with her. In short, every one of them has a vested interest in Chrysalis' success to one extent or another and she has been rarely wrong.

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I like these characteristics of Chrysalis, Thorax, and Pharynx. But I do agree with Foxhelm, Pharynx would probably be there to protect Thorax from bullies And I can see some particularly good character interactions with the Dazzlings and the two brothers.

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Yeah I definitely agree with you both. I gonna rewrite a headcanon for them both based on your suggestions. I want these characters to make sense to what we've already seen in the show.

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It comes to my attention that maybe these extra ideas might be getting in the way of you writing your story. If they are, I'm sorry, and I want you to know you don't have to use every idea I come up with. These are just for fun, and your free to use as many of your own ideas as you want.

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It's all good, these ideas aren't interfering with my writing one bit. It helps a lot, so don't worry!

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Well I'm glad I can be of help. I look forward to reading your story.

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Not really a head canon this time guys, I just wanted to throw out my ideas for who I think Canterlot High's main staff should be:

• Ms. Zecora (Chemistry and Natural Sciences; Botany, Zoology, Biology, etc.)
• Professor Time Turner (History and General Sciences; Physics, Astronomy, etc.)
• Ms. Harshwhinny (English, Foreign Language, and Literal Arts)
• Granny Smith (Lunch Lady and Home Economics) (Smacks her students wrists with a wooden spoon when misbehaving and not paying attention, including her grandkids)
• Coach Iron Will (Physical Education and Sports coach)
• Mr. Kibitz (Political Science and Government)(Counterpart to Princess Celestia's and Luna's royal scheduling advisor; basically the pony version of Toadsworth)
• Mr. Doodle (Math, Economics, Business, etc.)
• Cheerilee (Head Librarian)
• Nurse Redheart (School Nurse)
• Ms. Raven Inkwell (Office Secretary)
• Chance Medley "Discord" (Groundskeeper)

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I can see most of it, but I think Cheerilee would be the librarian in full, Mr. Kibitz as the political science teacher and Iron Will as the school's PE teacher and sports coach.

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I originally thought Iron Will too for the gym coach too, but I though bow being the coach would be funnier. In all honesty I think Iron Will might be the better choice. I a bit iffy about making Cheerliee the full-time librarian because from what I saw from the first movie, she is the same or at least close to the same age as the Humane 7. Kibitz however could see him as the political science and government teacher.

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Given that in the EQG Summer short with Prinicple Celestia trying to teach Geology covering for a sick teacher was called yo the Library over the PA by Cheerilee I would still have to argue Cheerilee as the head librarian. Also its hard to judge age in both EQG and the series proper.

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I think Spirit Saber would be some sort of queen, empress, high noble, princess and such.

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Cherilee is probably a new teacher/librarian: that'd put her around 21-22, so only a few years older.