Note: These are not the actual rules of this site, although whether or not they are better is up for contention. If you came here for the actual killjoy sanctions, go here

Now then, this is the group extension of the list of Rules of FIMFiction that I - Garbo802 - have compiled over my time on this site as a spoof of the infamous Rules of the Internet by Anonymous. These generally poke fun at tropes of the brony community and sometimes point out serious advice on how to write or behave here. Sometimes. This group was created on the date of the centenial rule - Rule 100 - being published: April 4th, 2013. Anyway, I've now opened up the rules to everyone, so one can suggest new rules here, and I may add them to the list on my uesrpage and below. I don'w want to post a list of all of the rules, so I'll just post the better ones. A full list can be found in the forums or on my userpage

1. Do not write scootabuse
2. Do NOT write scootabuse
3. There will always be more Fallout Equestria sidestories
4. Your most popular fic is not always your best one
12. The Conversion Bureau is like Pot. Don't smoke it.
14. Your fic will never make it onto EqD.
22. The best fics are written while the author is drunk
26. Rainbow Dash can successfully ship with any character on the show.
29. Rainbow Dash is a Lesbian
30. All your carefully written stories will eventually be destroyed by new canon.
34. If you're on this site, you're a clopper
35. If you haven't yet clopped, you will soon clop
37. Hating on cliches is almost as cliched as the cliches themselves are cliched. In the end, we're all cliched.
42. References to Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy are awesome.
59. Rarity is a bitch. Always write her as a bitch, unless it's a romance. Then you write her as a mega-bitch.
61. Always up-vote your own stories
69. "Twilight, What's a 69?" Spike asked curiously.
80. No matter how original you think something is, it can always be more original.
81. There are many differences between Zebafrican and Unipean swallows
93. For the last time, having your "awesome" OC you made in the pony creator as your user picture isn't cool and DOESN'T make you stand out. For your own sake, don't do it.
99. Never give up your fanon for canon. Fight the powers that be