315796 Alright, Whatever. I'd appreciate some kind of explanation. If you've forgotten how to get ahold of me...

evenprimenumber@gmail.com
1-317-938-5504
https://www.facebook.com/arthur.robinson.9277

If you do, great, if not, then I suppose I'll see you around.

315796 In addition, Rob introduced me to the skype group and it was there that we met. Also, why the hospital and love for the postal service?

Care to drop that sob story on me?

Unless of course I'll be getting another blank response, that'd be cool too.

315796 Check out comment #314499

I know someone deleted the comments manually, or there would be no mistake. I doubt the NSA is doing it, so it seems that you're the only one left.

So I reiterate. Funny.

315635 funny

314793...why'd you delete all of your comments?

Anyway, sweet blog posts. I have mesothelioma jackass. also you stole my novella title.

Up to telling me your drunk stories yet?

314793

314793 I dunno based on what you're saying, fuck an Irish baby, I'm pretty sure you're basically a Norse god. No human can handle their liquor that well. Wow, I'm not sure I should be as impressed as I am. Luckily, you can afford a new liver, so fuck it, right?

Don't worry about rambling, I don't mind it. I actually tend to learn more from people's ramblings than what they want to tell me. It sort of gives a better glimpse of who they actually are, so I appreciate just talking. I find that just listening to people can be very enlightening. There are a lot of subtle signals people don't mean to send.

Nothing could be worse than this bullshit. I really preferred the instant communication with like, skype and texting, but those are both out of the question.

314791 Nice, by now you've got to be like, at least as much of an alcoholic as an irish baby.

Alright. If you think of some less annoying way to talk would you let me know? This site pisses me the fuck off.

314786 Really? Shit, what was in them?

Like what? You're being really vague, should I assume that you just don't want to talk about it?

Damn, I was really looking forward to fapping to them sexy, sexy, sweaty selfies.

Fine, whatever, I won't pry. I really hate this method of communication. It's some shit. Even with me being thicker than a mountain, I'm getting the impression that you're just not looking for conversation. Of course, I doubt you're lacking for it in your position, so I could understand that.

The reason I'm so eager to talk is because I know very few people on your level, and it's always nice to speak to people at or above my level. I miss our old conversations, they had a lot more meat to them. They've basically been reduced to pleasantries on fimfiction, which in comparison is wildly unsatisfying.

314510 Alright blog posts. Still kinda pissed that I can't comment on them. What's going on? You're normally not this...
Down? S'goin on?

also, sweaty selfies. Sexy, you should send them to me.

Also, pretty sure the things wrong with your life aren't your fault for the most part. Unless I'm just unaware of a whole bunch of shit.

So yeah. What's the problem?

314510 Fuck thinking, it's for pussies.

Lol, I could go for like, a shark, or a fucking eagle. Or maybe a kitten because fuck you. And yeah, that video was pretty fucking weird.

Holy shit, that's retarded. How did you guys manage to swing that?

Why do your fingers hurt? More importantly, do you have any idea how you got to those places? I get the impression that those would be...
interesting stories.

Fuck you, long legs are manly. lol. You're just a freak of nature btw, no reason to compare my long legs to yours. Hey, maybe we should add "with short-ass torsos" to the titles on this group.

Nice, try not to maim yourself for like, 30 minutes this time. I know it's hard, but seriously, I'm sure you can manage it.

314499 Nice, I haven't been. I've basically been working constantly. Any particular reason you're drunk as shit, or is it just for fun? I could see that, but I'm curious. As to the quality of the decision, yeah, probably not the best, but hey, you're not dead, it could be worse.

No I never had webkinz. I'm a man damnit! Ponies are what I had. Loljk, I had no childhood. What was appaling about it? It just showed the miracle of stuffed animal birth. Also, 46. 46. Wat.

Sounds fun. Are you just staying out there for the summer? That's pretty cool, pretty sure if my bro sold my house I'd be living in a gutter lol. Also, who's everyone?

I do love stupid stories, lay them on me. The ones with alcohol involved are usually the best.

HA! Take that. MY legs are longer. If I recall correctly, my inseam is 35. Seriously though you mutant, long ass legs. I always thought I had short arms and legs, but then I measured myself and found out that, while not so long as yours, they're pretty far above average. I have a short torso, whoda thunk it.

Oh, and how long do you have left in the cast?

312839 Sweet blog post oh drunk one.

Also, dug that one with the stuffed animals giving birth. 'Twas legit.

Why are you moving out to Reno again?

Segue time, I really enjoy working, it's weird. I probably should get that checked out. It's odd having things to do again, I'm busy all the time.

What have you been up to since school let out?

Also, you remember how you said your legs were 34"? Is that inseam or outseam? I was measuring myself and thought about that.

312839 I'm working security for my uncle. He's done fairly well with it, they're one of the largest security firms in the midwest.

Charlottesville, nice. Why the hell Nevada though?

Fatty says wow.

Sweet, I'm trying to write an actual, non-pony based story, and I suck at writing from the female perspective, it'll help to have a preset personality in place.

312544 Oh, and I forgot, do you mind if I use you in a story?

312544 I know right? I got a job. I needed something to do pretty desperately.

Anyway, this is apparently the only way we'll be able to talk reliably on the site, which is annoying as shit, but it'll do.

I thought of something, where are you staying over the summer if your brother is selling your house?

Robert says your a fucking hooker and asks how your whoring is going.

299858 I just remembered we had this. So what've you been up to?

'Sup guuuurl?

299858 ...
I hadn't noticed that.

I don't even.