Pinkie & Tempest Blow [yay] up in the desert. Written for the May Pairing Contest, which is unfortunate for whoever has to judge this story. I'm so sorry, contest judge; you don't deserve this. I hope you find a quarter on the ground to make it up.
In this exciting collab with the late great Fattymagee1, Princess Cadance explodes and turns into a refrigerator, Shining Armor seeks out molly as a substitute for cheese, Ember and Thorax get it on while rolling, and Twilight tries to seduce her bro
My OC, Super Trampoline, is dating all of the Elements of Harmony plus the princesses plus the major antagonists plus the minor antagonists too! That's a lot of work! Also, he's obviously the seventh element. Read on for his many amazing adventures!