The Glorious Gak Master-Race

The Glorious Gak Master-Race
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Stretch it! Bounce it! Bubble it! Frrrrt it!

GAK™ GAK™ GAK™ - The power of GAK™! Gak™ is our master, our god, our life. Gak™ controls us. Gak™.

Gak™ is the creator of the best music:
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The best drawings:

The sexiest ponies:

And the best Gak™-sex-animation-on-a-shitty-HTML5-canvas-with-music pages! (NSFW)

Gak™ has evolved into much more than a meme. Gak™ is a way of life, a new perspective on seeing things. A philosophy that will be passed down for generations. Together, we shall worship Gak™.

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Comment posted by Scourge The DJ deleted Jan 27th, 2013

iloveportalz0r

iloveportalz0r #20 · Dec 18th, 2012 · 7 · ·

Three months of winter gak
And awesome gak in the dark
We've kept our gak warm at home
Time off from work to blow gak bubbles
But the gak we've stored is running out
And we can't gak in this cold
And even though I love my gak this gak is getting old
Gak is back
The time has come to welcome gakoids
And all things warm and gak
But it's also time to say gak attack
It's winter we must gak
How can I help draw onto gak
What does everypony do
How do I create your own custom gak colors
I haven't got a clue

It's gak gak gak
It's gak gak gak
It's gak gak gak
It's gak gak gak
It's gak gak gak
The gak vac?
Gak vac

Bringing home the southern gak
A pegasus' job begins
And clearing all the gloomy FFFRRT
To let the sunshine in
We move the clouds
And we make gak sounds
When the sun comes
It's warmth and gak will glow
Suck gak up, squirt gak out

It's gak gak gak
It's gak gak gak
It's gak gak gak
It's gak gak gak
It's gak gak gak
It's gak gak gak
It's gak gak gak
It's gak gak gak
Are you feelin' it?

Little gakoids hibernate
Under the rainbow swirls
We wake up all the gakoids
Quietly and nice
We help them gather up their food
Make it gak
We welcome back the gak
So their families can grow

It's gak gak gak
It's gak gak gak
It's gak gak gak
It's gak gak gak
It's gak gak gak
It's gak gak gak
It's gak gak gak
It's gak, each sold separately

No easy task to clear the gak
Plant our tiny gak
With gak in the dark and sunshine
Everyone it feeds
Gak, gak, gak copier!
Colorful flowers too
We must puff it up and blow it up with a gak inflator

It's gak gak gak
It's gak gak gak
It's gak gak gak
It's gak gak gak
It's gak gak gak
It's gak gak gak
It's gak gak gak
It's gak, gaktastic!

Now that I squish gak
I have to blow gak
And help with all of my heart
Tough gak ahead I face
How will I do without my gak copier
Help the earth pony way
I wanna belong so I must
Gak gak
Gak gak

It's gak gak gak
It's gak gak gak
It's gak gak gak
It's gak gak gak
It's gak gak gak
It's gak gak gak

'cause tomorrow gak is here
'cause tomorrow gak is here
'cause tomorrow gak is here

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