Heary heary, this is the Doughnut Army! Here, we scheme, idealize, and strategize on how to rule Equestria, and possibly, get rid of bagels! Oh yeah, and we create, criticize, comment, and compliment stories. As I always say, each story needs those four C's! Here, bronies/soldiers/authors shalln't be disgraced or stoned with words. Thy God doesn't apprehend well with such tomfoolery, so if I catch thou acting poorly against some other author/ soldier, Celestia will be notified, and thy scrawny flank will be out of here, capisce?

If thou commences to join, thou is obligated to stay twenty-four-seven. If thou Scootaloos out while in group, thy will find out. And, when thy finds out, thy won't be happy. If thy isn't happy, there'll will flanks to pay. Otherwise, if we gather enough ponies and people, we can rule Equestria!

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