The Angry Marines 41 members · 3 stories

MUH-RINES!!!

ANY LITTLE COCK-SUCKINNN CHAOS MOTHERSUCKIN ASS MUFFIN WHO HAS THE AUDACITY TO POST SOMETHING ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE ON THIS WEBSITE IS GOING TO NEED A NEW SCROTUM AFTER WE USE THEIR FIRST ONE TO FLOSS OUR FUCKING TEETH.

AND IF THEY DON'T? WELL THEN, WE JUST THROW ALL OF YOUR CHUCKLEFUCKING ASSES AT THE GODDAMN AUTHOR. YOU BETTER FUCKING MAKE HIM CRY TO HIS MOMMA AS WE RAPE HER FIFTEEN WAYS WITH NOTHING BUT MY FOOT, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS POULTRON! THE ONLY WAY FOR YOUR ASS TO NOT GET VIOLATED BY MY FUCKING FIST IS BY HAVING HIM NUKE THE COMMENTS.

WE ARE THE MOTHERFUCKERS WHO ARE NOT AFRAID TO RIP YOUR MISERABLE DINGLEBERRY INFUSED BULLSHIT UP WITH A FLAMING COCKSICLE WHILE CONTINUOUSLY FISTIN YOUR CUM-ENCRUSTED OVERWEIGHT MAMA!

WE ARE THE ANGRY MARINES.

AND IF THAT SHITTY ASS ANTI-BRONY DESTROYERS GROUP HAS ANYFUCK TO SAY ABOUT THAT SHIT IS FUCKED. WE'RE THE FUCKING ANGRY MARINES! WE FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ANYBRONY, ANYFUCKING TIME! IF THOSE GUYS SHOW UP ANY TIME, I WILL PERSONALLY SHIT DOWN THEIR THROATS, AND MAKE THEM SWALLOW THEIR OWN ASSHOLES!


ANGRY MARINES!
ALWAYS ANGRY!!!
ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!

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WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT AND WHY THE HELL AM I JUST NOW FINDING YOU COCKFAGS!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!

WHY THE FUCK DID IT TAKE SO LONG TO FIND THIS GROUP!

FUCK! YEAH!:flutterrage:

Oh the Astartes of anger, I feel unusual amounts of pure, Emperor blessed, ANGER!!!!, when around them its pretty damn fun. None let me go onto the battlefield with them anymore.

I am Alpharius.

:flutterrage:NOW HYDRA MOTHERFUCKING DOMINATUS DICK FERRETS!:flutterrage:

JESUS FUCK I AM SO INCREDIBLY PISSED TO BE HERE RIGHT NOW.

FUCK YOU HELLO.

315370 NOT NEARLY ANGRY, ENOUGH!!!!! YOU NEED TO LEAVE FUCKING SPITWADS ON THE COMMENT SECTION BECAUSE YOU SCREAMED SO GOD DAMN LOUD!!!!

NOW MAN UP, OR GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS GROUP, YOU PLASTER-HAIRED, ASS-HAMMERING DOUCHEBAG!!!!

310898 Nah, I'm just kidding. My whole family has been different. My grandpa's dad was Wehrmacht, his brother was Seebataillon (Hitler's Marines), and then my dad was U.S. Coast Guard. So I like to make fun of all the U.S. Branches since my dad denies our German heritage frequently. Just a joke; nothing meant by it.

The Great Eternal Artist,

Akasuna no Sasori

310654
I really wonder what lead you to that conclusion:ajbemused:

310645 YOU SEEM TO BE TAKING THIS ABOUT SERIOUSLY AS THE SEEBATAILLON TAKE THEIR JOB: SERIOUSLY. THE MARINES COULD LEARN SOMETHING FROM THEM. SINCE THEY ARE, AFTER ALL, A BUNCH OF INVERTED CROSS DRESSING SUPER WHORES!

The Great Eternal Artist,

Akasuna no Sasori

310540
THAT'S BECAUSE THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS AN ANGRY MARINE YOU PROFOLAPTIC. I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL.

310537 THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS CAN EAT A BIG HAIRY SPIDER TIT! THEY DIE EVERY DAY BY THE HUNDREDS! NOT A SINGLE ANGRY MARINE HAS EVER FACED DEATH! DO NOT MENTION THOSE WEAK LITTLE BITCH ASS BULL RIDING COCKSTAINS HERE AGAIN!

The Great Eternal Artist,

Akasuna no Sasori

310442
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY, I CAN WASTE MORE CARBON AND PUT IT INTO THE AIR THEN YOU CAN EVER FUCKING FATHAM, DON'T DISRESPECT THE CORP. YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!

299391 UNITED STATES MARINES ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING PUSSIES! THE ANGRY MARINES ARE THE ONLY MARINES AROUND WORTH A CUM-ENCRUSTED SHEEP FUCKING AUSTRALIAN! HOW DARE YOU BRING THEIR PITIFUL GREASY ASS MOTHERFUCKING LIMP DICK BULLSHIT TO THE PRESENCE OF ONE OF THE ANGRY MARINES' MANY FORUMS! I WILL PERSONALLY RAM BROKEN EGGSHELLS UP YOUR MINI DICK AND PULL OUT EACH ONE OF YOUR TEETH WITH NOTHING BUT YOUR OWN SPHINCTER!

The Great Eternal Artist,

Akasuna no Sasori

HOLY SHIT-FUCK, I HAVE NO CELESTIA-DAMNED IDEA WHAT THIS GROUP IS ABOUT (BESIDES CAPS-LOCK) BUT I'LL JOIN IT ANYWAY.

IF ANYONE OBJECTS TO THAT, I WILL PERSONALLY CUT YOUR ARM OFF AND FORCE YOU TO FIST YOUR OWN ASS WHILE I CRUSH YOUR LIMP DICK WITH AN ANVIL.

FOR THE EMPEROR!
ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE GODDAMN TIME!

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