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// Rule 91 
// Story: Chronicles of an Evil Overlord 
// by Melancholy 
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Domination of Equestria - T+247 days.

“My Lord! It’s an emergency, down in the streets- GAH! Sorry my lord, I didn’t mean to-
“It’s ok, deliver your message.”

“No, my Lord, I cannot, to interrupt you while you’re right insi-in the middle of-”
“Stop blathering and get on with it. This is clearly important. It is important is it not?”

“Y-yes my Lord. There’s a riot in the streets below. It seems to have gathered momentum very quickly.”
“Do we have an idea what they’re rioting about?”
“Shining...don’t stop…”

“Er-um-ah, yes my Lord. They seem to have learnt about the killing of...the fifth one…”
“Damn and blast, how in Tartarus did that get out?”
“Shiiiinnniiiinnnngg…”

“I know not my Lord. But the crowd is chanting ‘Foal Killer’ over and over.”
“I’ll attend to this immediately.”
“Noooo...I don’t get to see you for days...and now you leave in the middle of…”

“There’s one more thing my Lord.”
“What?”

“Reports state that the wanted criminal Rabble Rouser has been seen in the crowd.”
"That little minx is there?"

"According to the police on site yes. They're having difficulty getting through the crowds to reach him though."
“I am taking command. Send word to the Rangers immediately. I want full deployment.”

“My Lord...surely you should...before going out...put on some clothes? Cover up your…?”
“No need. I will show them that even if they catch me with my trousers down, I will still win. I will always win.”


Overlord Rule No:91 I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.