//------------------------------// // Chapter 29: The New Ponyville Police Department’s Recruit (Ben’s POV) // Story: Everything Seems to Revolve Around Equestria! (Parts 1 and 2 of the PVZBrony Saga) // by TheImmortalBrony //------------------------------// It’s been lonely, these past few weeks at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza. I have had no company other than the animatronics. Suddenly, I get a call from an unknown number. I know not to answer random phone calls, so I let it go to voicemail. A few minutes later, I get a text from that same phone number, saying, “Hi Ben!”. This scares me. How does this guy know my name? I text back, “Who the hell are you, and how did you get this phone number?”. The mystery texter responds with, “You gave it to me.”. “When?”, I furiously text back. I wait for 10 minutes, but there’s no response. Suddenly, I get a call from PVZBrony. “Ben, someone’s at the castle. She says that she knows you, but that you’re not responding to her text messages. Come and deal with this, right now! You need to get out of your shell.”, PVZBrony tells me. “On my way.”, I reply. I walk over to the castle. Wait... is that a cop bunny? She turns to look at me, and I recognize her. “Judy! You actually came!”, I cry out. We run over to each other and hug. “Why did you leave the ZPD?”, Judy asks me. “Well... I was fired by the chief.”, I sheepishly explain. “Why did you come here?”, I ask her. “I got tired of the stereotyping in Zootopia. I’m on vacation!”, she says. “J-judy... would you like to go on a date?”, I blurt out. “Sure!”, she responds. “Great! Because I’m going to take you to the most magical place in town!”, I tell her. I take her to Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza. “This place reminds me of Zootopia!”, she tells me. I introduce her to all the animatronics. While we’re eating pizza, I notice that Bonnie’s eyeing Judy. I excuse myself and go talk to Bonnie. “Bonnie, what’s up?”, I ask. “Your friend... she’s the most beautiful bunny I’ve ever seen.”, Bonnie says. “She’s mine.”, I tell him. “DAMMIT!!”, Bonnie curses. “Well, you know that Ethan can help fix you up, genderfluid.”, I respond. He walks back to the show stage dejectedly. I get a text message from PVZBrony telling me my next assignment. “There’s this place called Candy’s Burgers and Fries that I’m going to purchase, but some of their animatronics are in an old, abandoned factory. I need you and your friends to go and get them.”, PVZBrony says.