Chronicles of an Evil Overlord

by Melancholy


Rule 28

Domination of Equestria - T-9 days.

“Hey, Drosophila?”
“What is it now Geff?”

“That security train there right?”
“Yea?”

“That’s the one for the Princes’ magic thingie right?”
“Yea.”

“And the one behind it is the prisoner transport right?”
“Yea.”

“So what’s that one in the back?”
“Huh?”

“The one with all the extra chains, padlocks and the big signs saying ‘Handle with Changelings’? All that really necessary?”
“That’s the love starved.”

“Love starved?”
“Yea, the Changelings kept on a strict low love diet.”

“Wouldn’t that make them...well…”
“Near feral? More like animals than sentient beings?”

“Yea…”
“Yeup.”

“Why would he do that?”
“You ever been near starving before?”

“There was that one time at band camp when everyone really started to hate on that donkey. Poor Ass was nearly beaten to death. The amount of hate in the air nearly choked me to death?”
“And what did you do when you felt even the slightest glimmer of love?”

“I kinda went crazy for a bit and nearly drained a filly...dry…”
“Yeup.”

“That’s...wow…”
“Yeup.”

"And he uses them on the enemy?"
"Would you rather he used them on us?"

"Well no, I mean... as a changeling that's not an issue for us, but for the ponies..."
"Yea, it wouldn't be pretty."

"..."
"..."

“Hey, Drosophila?”
“Yea Geff?”

"I'm glad we're on his side."
"Me too Geff. Me too."

Overlord Rule No:28 My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.