//------------------------------// // The Dresser Incident. (A Door Buster Caper Part 2) // Story: TCB: The Magnificent Tails From The Trash Pile. // by Erac //------------------------------// “All right, we just go and get Vince that’s all,” Bert shouted as everyone piled into the van. “Oh man, this is wonderful ya know? Well at least there aren’t any police ponies here yet.” John said leaping into the van with the trio. “Yeah, but the fire ponies are. that means they’ll get here soon after they find out this isn’t a joke.” Bert said, speeding around the corner. “She’s dead. . .” Benny whimpered, “I, I didn’t mean ta do it. . . I just, I just wanted her to stop. . .” “Well, it’s not completely your fault, I, I shouldn’t have done that to you man. . .” John sighed, placing a hoof on Benny’s back. “Welp, let’s find a nice dumpster to dump her in.” “Oh goo, we ar her,” Bruce sighed rubbing the bridge of his nose with two finger, as the Van lurched to a stop, Bert leaned on the horn as John stepped out. “I’ll get your friend,” and with that flew up to his pent house. * * * “. . .You dad. . . Broke wonder bolts wing?” Vince said tilting his head curiously. “Well yeah, but it was an accident,” Azure cringed at the memory. “So, Is he allowed near flight ponies still?” Vince shot up right and turned toward the window with a growl, ear flattening back. “Somthink at window.” “Oh, it’s just my dad,” Azure said walking over to the window. “Um, a little help?” He said shooting a glance at Vince, who simply stood there in a half crouch growling softly. “Um, Vince. Can you open the window?” Azure said stepping back, now a little afraid. “Um, sure,” Vince said sheepishly as he shook his head, Poking a finger into an ear to remove a bit of wax. He lumbered over to the window a threw it open with some agitation. “Why pony not use door! Why nopony ever use doors?!” Vince growled. “Hey buck-o, your friends want you Asap.” John grinned, Vince ears twitched a bit. “Why Vince hear sirens. . .Hue-Mans can’t be left alone for hour!” Vince growled “Sorry they need you now,” John said wrapping his forelegs around Vince’s arms. “WHAT, NO. DOG NOT LIKE HEIGHTS, LET GO!” Vince shrieked in terror. “Ha, I think you might want to rephrase that,” John smirked, “Sides it isn’t that bad.” “Vince not have featherbrain like pegasus!” He shrieked latching onto John as tightly as he could. “Get us down safely!” * * * “Wha is takin so long?” “I dunno,” Bruce sighed “I’m so, so very sorry. . .” Benny whimpered stroking Candy Shores mane. “SORRY, YOU WOULDN’T QUIT SQUIRMING THOUGH!” The van shook as something heavy fell on top of it. They watched with a wince as the large caninid form rolled off the top of the hood, and hit the ground with a thump. “PEGASUSIS IS CLUMSY!” Vince howled, Before limping his way into the van. With that they sped off into the distance. * * * “Oh fuck, Just. . . Dammit!” Benny buried his face into his hands. “She’s DeAd!” He sobbed. “Dammit Benny, she’s jus out cold Ya clocked her with that ash tray pretty good though.” Bert grunted as he drove. “Oh, this is jus~ wonderful,” Bruce chuckled. He simply grinned at Vince as he poked the mares side with a claw. “Us Diamond Dogs have history of taking pony for workings. . . We will not do this to her,” Vince growled. “Of course not, we’d never enslave another like tha. We’re goin to be droppin her off by a hospital. . . or a bus stop. Whichever is least likely to get us caught,” Bruce smilled. “Why the hell did we try and. . . Shit, does alcohol always give us the attention span of a four year old?” Bert sighed. “Oh, I knew tha robbing Mr. Norris idea was out the window once we met him, and his son. I actually thought tha he’d be crazy enough to have  money  in some sort O vault in his apartment, how foolish.” Bruce sighed. “But, but the stripper er dresser, what do we do with her?!” Benny panicked. “And, are, are you sure she’s alright?” “Certain of it,” Bert assured him as he drove them away from yet another failed caper. “See, look. That there is a hospital over there, She’ll be fine. Lookit, See she’s breathin.” “. . .No she isn’t Bert, She’s not breathing,” Benny whispered in a hoarse voice. “Listen, she’s fine. We’re just gonna pull around back seeing as theres carts parked at the entrance, and then dump her at the service entrance.” Bert smiled grimly. “Ha, an who says you can not dum you problems on others.” Bruce chuckled. “Shut up you Cajun dick,” Benny hissed, as he cradled Candy Shores in his lap. Benny screamed as her eyes shot open. “Oh god, ZOMBI-!” Benny’s head slammed against the wall with a thud, as Candy Shores bucked him in the chest. “YOU HIT ME YOU LITTLE PRICK!” She screamed lashing out at everyone within reach of her hooves. “I’LL KILL YOU!” “Wait, now hold on!” Bert screamed, Van swerving to and fro down the road, Ponies skittering off the sidewalk, with screams of terror, now that the Van had hopped the curve. The gang all let out a unanimous scream of terror as the van collided with the lamp post. * * * “Everyone all right?” Bert moaned, pulling himself up right. “Why the fuck were you freaking the hell out!” Bert yelled at Candy. “You're trying to kidnap me!” She snorted, pushing herself up. “I’ve done nothing wrong!” “We were taking you to the hospital ya cunt!” Bert snapped. “He hit me!”she screamed at Bert. “d’OU  WERE TwRYING TaO TOaUCH MEh!” Benny drooled. “An I tink d’ou broke my jaw. . . She p’roke my d’aw!” Benny drooled smearing the blood away from his mouth with a sleeve. “I don’t belive you!” Candy stopped, as there was a quick knock of hooves against the door. “Is everypony all right in there?” An earth pony said peering through the windshield. Bruce slid open the sliding side door with a grunt, and let the pony see them. “Good god, Good thing you had your accident here, you're right outside of the NewFoalsome medical center.” “Oh. . . oh.” Candy shrunk back, ears flat against her head. “D’eah.” Benny mumbled, Before sneezing, covering Candies face and muzzle with blood. With that, Benny passed out for the final time that day.