Apple Punch Season
I was walking around Ponyville when I heard a loud commotion and all the ponies started running around scared. A raspy voice called to the entire town. “STAMPEDE!”
I watched as Applejack herded the approaching cows away from the town before running off back to her farm.
With a groan of frustration I walked off in the same direction, plodding along the dirt path that I knew lead to Sweet Apple Acres. After several minutes of walking I found myself at a white gate that I hopped over easily.
In the distance I could hear a loud thump, followed by the sound of multiple solid objects hitting wood. I followed the sounds to find an orange coated mare with apples emblazoned on her ass. I walked up to her as she struck another tree and watched the cascade of apples fall into carefully arranged buckets.
“Applejack!” I yelled at the mare. She turned around and looked at me with the familiar look of fear that all the ponies have reserved for me.
She looked to be about to run away so I sprinted up to her and gave her an intimate encounter with my fist. The earth pony immediately was launched into another tree nearby which divested it of all it’s apples into yet another collection of buckets.
“Get some help or I’ll come back.” I shouted at her.
Immediately I turned around and began the long walk back to Twilight’s library. The couch was calling me.