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// We're still doing this S***? 
// Story: The Magical Adventures of Travis the Troll: Episode 3 The Trials of Sir Dango XIV 
// by The Angry Dango of Doom 
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	Travis leaned back onto the couch after inhaling a another hit from his magical blunt, Sir Dango had conjured for him. "wait a second..."

Sir Dango paused the Love Live on the television he had also conjured and looked at him "Suh?"

Travis brushed the Dorito dust from his chest piece "Ay 'mon I tink we were supposed to be doing something..."

"You two really forgot that this was a thing didn't you?" Twilight sighed "It's been more than a year, you think anyone really cares at this point?"

"Ay 'mon, dey cared when I started dis crappy fic a year ago! Anyting be possible!"

Dango shuffled across the floor " We've dicked around for far too long Travis, we must engage each other in Mortal Kombat!"

"Ay 'mon I don't know, we kinda be friends now, I don't wanna kill you 'mon." Travis scratched his head

Dango, without a second thought, teleported the group atop a stone bridge between a canyon. The full Moon's light  shone extremely brightly over the platform they stood on.

Luna gazed quizzically at the moon "Odd, I didn't plan on a full moon tonight, Dango, was this your doing?" She scratched her chin 

"Nah, bro this place always has a full moon for some reason." 

"Ay purple horse, I don't wanna fight 'dis guy!" 

"Travis, I've been living in a cave for over a year now! I don't care if you kill him, because either you do it, or I will. Spike's probably left to work with Rarity by now."

"Ay 'mon that dragon thing pretty much sucked anyway. You're better off with the bird 'mon, least dat ting don't give you no lip" 

Twilight Stamped her hoof "Spike is my assistant, and my friend. I don't care what you 'Tink 'bout him 'mon!"

"Whoa, 'mon are you trynna trigger me, da way my people talk is not a joke 'mon!"

Twilight sighed "I'm sorry, but I just want to go home, this fic has gone on for way too long. I'm tired, I just want my own bed again..."