Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse

by MixMassBasher


The Most Annoying House Guest by Harmony Pie: Chapter 1

Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse
by MixMassBasher

The Most Annoying House Guest: Chapter 1: Batty OR (The Annoyance Returns...)

Dear Diary,

So it's been a few weeks since that crazy batcolt stalked my house. A lot of shit has happened since then. I crashed Twilight and Rarity's date at the carnival, Rarity ditched Twilight and ended up with AJ during winter and then there was some incident with another Pinkie Pie clone. Speaking of Pinkie, she gave Twilight some goodbye gift. Guess Twilight is the next victim on her list?

As for me, I've been reading the latest Daring Do book about the know-it-all Quibble Pants and me meeting Daring and chasing after The Amulet of Culiacan. Funnily enough, it was called Stanger Than Fan Fiction. A. K. Yearling is really running out of epic titles... Anywho, I was getting to the good part when suddenly I was startled, awesomely I might add, by a certain little troublemaker. Well, isn't this fantastic... Batty has returned.... Well buck me! Where's Twilight with that RIP headphone user spell when you need her?

I would have get some pepperspray if it weren't for the fact that he started screaming, "I'mma snuggle you!" and cling on me like life depended on it. Does this kid not know how to hug a pony cause... He... He... Hey!!!!! No touching the hooves!!! That's it! I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake. Shake him off. Shake him off!!!

And what does the kid do next? He grabs my cookie jar and starts eating my cookies on my bed. Must... resist... cuteness... Buck this, I'm getting some ice cream... So why is this kid crashing in my house like some Zephyr Breeze wannabe? Why a sleepover of course! A sleepover?? That's why? Rainbow "Danger" Dash doesn't do sleepovers. Then Batty started saying some sappy stuff about how his parents ignore him all the time... who cares?? Somepony really needs to call foal protection services. You would think after their child ran away they would lock up the house like fort knox. What happened next was Batty started to browse through my closet to wear one of my old dusty PJs. Well good thing he never went through my sock collection... Now he expects me to make a pillow fort and read him a bedtime story? Well screw this!!! I'm off to bed...

Your fed up mare,
Blue Mommy Rainbow "Danger" Dash


Dear Batty,

Back off! Rainbow is my senpai!!

Your flightless yandere,
Scootaloo