You may think that slowly walking from Princess Celestia herself all the way to Tartarus would not be an easy task, but Dril was prepared for everything.
"The weight of sin bares down on this wicked town," he said, whistling the theme from a tv show long forgotten.
Dril knew, like with most towns, he would probably have to open a portal to Hell, so he called his followers to him, his dark cloud compelling them to obey.
"THROW THE GUNS, YOU HICKS!" he ordered. They piled their guns onto the stand, and the ground began to shake.
"You all know that we need a sacrifice, but I ran out weeks ago," he said matter-of-factly.
They needed a sacrifice to open the portal to Tartarus. They needed a pure sacrifice.
"Alas, my love, you are the key to this towns salvation. Get up in there you leftest hack!" he said, and thus Rarity, along with her house and the glorious stand, were sucked into the ground, opening a portal to Tartarus!!!!
"WHAT IN THE FIERY HELLS OF TARTARUS ARE YOU DOING?" Celestia screamed, not realizing that she used funny wording right there.
"CLEANSING YOUR SORRY FLANK, YOU RACIST TOILET SCRUBBING LITTERBUG!" he said triumphantly.
Fire and monsters erupted from the portal, and Dril slowly disappeared into the hellish portal, quickly followed by Rainbow Dash.
"Now my dear horse, I need you to take this AK-47 and bring Applejack to me," Dril ordered, as he sat on his fiery throne in the center of Tartarus.
From above all he could hear was the sound of screaming. Screaming. Screaming.
Rainbow Dash returned, but she had made a mistake.
"I didn't ask for the yellow one you twerpish bafoon," Dril barked.
Rainbow had been a little over zealous, and brought Fluttershy along with Applejack.
"Now you also have to pay," he lifted his gun to Rainbow Dash, but a beam of light shot it from his slimy resplendent glorious tendril.
Princess Celestia had broken through Dril's army of gun-toting warriors, and found the body of Twilight Sparkle.
"I'LL KILL YOU, YOU DEMON!" she screamed as she projected the power of an entire solar flare at him.
"NO!"
Rainbow Dash took the shot, and was evaporated.
"No, what are you? Why are you HERE?" cried Celestia through tears.
Dril stood up, walked to her, and gave her a hug.
"I'm just a God fearing pony trying to make the world a better place,"
He grabbed her by the horn, and snapped it right off.
Now, as you probably know, an Alicorn's horn holds all of their power. Celestia screamed as she blinked out of existence, and Dril absorbed her power.
Without a word, he tossed the horn like a cool ninja right at the shocked Applejack, killing her instantly.
Suddenly everything began to shake, and Tartarus vanished. All of the ponies who were under Dril's control went back to normal. Hundreds were dead, the town was in flames, but he was victorious.
"I've cleansed your town of the dirty sinner Applejack, now you can live happy gun free lives," he said, stepping over a blood stained rifle.
Dril, the most handsome of all, had saved the ponies from sin, and everyone was happy.
The Pony, who is named Dril, had just finished his cleansing of the none important, though it is noted as becoming much more important after today, town of Ponyville. With smoke and screaming he left this once town a much more Dril kind of place. The kind of place a Pony, who happened to be named Dril, could be proud of.
-WRITTEN BY DRIL 2016 DO NOT STEAL OR FACE ME IN THE RING!