//------------------------------// // Male Bonding, Part 2 // Story: Mischief in Equestria // by general cat4 //------------------------------// "Howdy Mischief!" Applejack was calling from inside the barn. Mischief walked in. "Hey Applejack." It was the morning after Fluttershy's hospitalization, and the Cole/Twilight confrontation. Mischief had come to Sweet Apple Acres to start his shift, as he and Cole came here on weekdays to buck Apples, plant crops, and other things. The seasons in Equestria were so strange. "Where's Cole?" Applejack asked. "I went to Sugarcube Corner, but Pinkie said he never went home last night." Mischief said as he propped himself against a barrel. "Really? How strange." "Not really, Cole doesn't sleep, so he wanders like an idiot at night." "Oh, well if ya see im, put him ta work. I hope he's alright. You boys are a great help here on the farm...Well, your gonna be bucking deep out East, see? I won't be joining you. I'm not feeling all to well." "Alright," Mischief said as he started walking for the door. As he started to walk towards the deep East, he saw Sweetie Belle and her friends hopping around Big Mac as he was walking. "Hey Bic Mac!" The fillies were cheering. "Can we help you fix the old Apple cellar?" "Yee-up." Mischief was peacefully bucking trees, getting into a repetitive bucking, replacing, and storing motion. Right before his lunch break Cole flew through a large amount of trees, ripping them from the ground by the roots. He landed heavily on the ground in front of Mischief, who was laying against a tree, eating a sandwich. Cole was sweating heavily, hair and tail a mess. His eyes were black, but his right eye was twitching. He looked horrible. "JAMIE!!!" Cole shouted in a voice that rivaled the royal Canterlot voice. "What?!" Mischief was shocked, "Cole, it's Mischief." "THIS ISN'T THE TIME!!!" "Calm down dude, what's the problem?" Mischief was becoming unamused. Cole and time were either mortal enemies, or best friends. "TAKE A FUCKING SEAT!!!" "It can't be that bad. What, did you ask out Pinkie? Hahaha" "I HAD SEX WITH TWILIGHT!!!" "HOLY SHIT, DUDE!!" Mischief was now also using a tone similar to the royal Canterlot voice. "Augh!" "I know!" "It's horrible!" "Augh!" "Oh my god!" "Oh my god!" "You have to tell me everything!" "SO TAKE A SEAT AND LET ME EXPLAIN!!!!" "Alright!" Mischief propped himself back against his tree, Cole continued to stand. "Tell me exactly what happened." "Okay, so yesterday I went to Twilight's house to get her to stop hitting on you because of your nightmares," Cole started. "Mhmm, wait what?" "Well, what had happened is that I knew Twilight liked you, but I got into a fight with her, and learned she also wants to be like Kiana." "Really?" "Yeah, and then we were standing yelling at each other. And she was so smart, and pretty...But that's when she kissed me..." "Woah, score. Dude it was just a kiss," Mischief said, taking a bite on a sandwich. "You can still break off and date Pinkie." "Yeah, but that's when I invited her to have sex with me..." "WHAT THE HELL?!?!" Mischief shouted at he choked on the sandwich, *cough *cough "You did what now!?" "I know!" "Oh my god!" "I know" "Augh!" "It's horrible!" "WAIT!" Mischief said, "Do you love Pinkie or Twilight?" "I...That's the problem." "You can't drag this out, dude. If Pinkie learns that you slept with Twilight then you and her are over." "Okay. Talk to Pinkie," Cole was writing on a pad of paper he took out of his mane. "Next?" "And if you ask out Pinkie without breaking off from Twilight, your gonna earn a stalker." "Mother fu...another?" "Well? What'cha gonna do?" "I'll think of something later." "Okay, what's with your hair? You look like shit." "Well, I just woke up." "Oh, got some sleep? Where?" "...Twlight's bed." "Dammit Cole." "I'll think of...something," Cole said as he walked behind a tree. When he came out on the other side his mane was fully groomed. His eyes were free of rings, and his boots were polished. "You know I totally saved you and Kiana from a love triangle, right?" "Yeah." Mischief said. "Anyway, don't talk about last night to Pinkie, and don't go around Twilight. I have an idea," Mischief said. "Okay," Cole said as he bit into an apple that was on one of the broken trees. "But! I want you to find out if Pinkie likes you." "What!?!" "Trust me Cole, just do it." "But I haven't had a girlfriend in years, I'm no love doctor! Have you SEEN my face?" "That's for sure, and unfortunately, yes." "Fine," Cole said, picking up a bucket. He placed it under the tree and began bucking a tree. "I never expected you to understand so well...Oh, breaks over." Mischief realized that break actually was over. The two worked in silence for awhile before Mischief spoke. "So how was it?" "Excuse me?" "That was your first time right?" "Well, yeah." "So you can proudly say your first sexual encounter was with a pony," Mischief said laughing. "Dude! Not cool." Cole said, also laughing. "I'm being serious." "...Are you going to try something on Kiana?" "No, just wondering." "It was amazing, but I don't want to see another female pony ass for at least a week." "How long were you...active last night?" "Remember I have insomnia, and I was only asleep for about two hours." Hahaha." the two laughed. They continued to buck apples until day's end, and went to tell Applejack. On their way to the gate they were cut off by Kiana. "Hey guys!" Kiana was calling. The two stallions walked up the hill to meet her. "Hey Kiana," Mischief said. "Hey Mischief! Hey Cole!" Cole did not respond as he was looking at a butterfly in the last of the sunlight. "Cole?" "Don't mind him. What's up?" "Look!" Kiana turn proceeded to turn around and show Mischief and Cole her Cutie Mark. "Wow! That's amazing! How did you get it?" "I cut open Fluttershy's skull." Kiana said, grinning. The butterfly had disappeared from view, so Cole started paying attention to see Kiana showing him and Mischief her butt. He immediately turned a pale white in the face area and collapsed n the hilltop. A collision with a sharp rock cut a jagged line into his face, similar to a knife scar. "Oh my god , Cole!" Kiana gasped, "What happened?!" "I don't think Cole likes your Cutie mark." Mischief said with a laugh. "Jam...Mischief this is bad, He's losing a lot of blood!" Cole was indeed losing blood at a fast rate. "Wait, he's not mentally challenged now, he can DIE!!" Mischief said, a large smile forming. "This is serious<" Kiana was rolling Cole over on his back, inspecting the wound. It was long and jagged, spreading from above the right eyebrow, down between the eyes, and under the left eye. The yellow-orange tint in his face was pale white, due to blood loss. "Cole?" Kiana asked, holding his head on her front hoof. Body laid across her Cole slowly opened his eyes. "What happened?" "You passed out, and your face is cut." "And you're helping me? Aww, good to see you care." Cole let out a laugh. Kiana then stood up, pushing Cole off of her. "Son of a bunny rabbit..." "Cole get that cleaned up, or it'll scar." Kiana said. "Yes mom." Cole then spread his wings, and hovered. "I'll talk to you guys later. Seeya." "Bye." "So Kiana, how did you get your Cutie Mark?" Mischief asked. "I saved Fluttershy from a lethal disease," Kiana said proudly. "Really!? That's amazing, how?" "I might have pumped her with some substance that scared her back to life..." "I told you that if it's from Cole, no matter what the intention, throw it away." "You know what, I don't wanna talk about it right now, Okay!?" "Wanna talk about the little kids who dislike Cole's stories because he's Korean?" "No, and i'm pretty sure the reason for those is that he has no written talent. Anyway, i'm going home." "Alright, I'll see you tomorrow, because tomorrow is date night," Mischief said as he started to ascend into the air, positioning himself towards Rarity's house. He had enough of paying attention to other people to last him a lifetime.