Mischief in Equestria

by general cat4


The First Sign.

Kiana had been with Fluttershy yesterday when she mysteriously had some some of heart attack while Cole and Jamie were bucking trees, particularly when Cole bucked steaming boot marks into the first tree. Since then Fluttershy had laid down, and stayed in bed all night. Now it was the next day, and Fluttershy was still not well.

It was about two P.M., and after waking from a horrible nightmare Kiana was practicing magic downstairs, but not to much luck. She was only getting a headache. She remembered that Fluttershy hadn't come downstairs since last afternoon. She went to the bottom of the staircase.

"Fluttershy?" Kiana was calling from downstairs, "Are you okay Fluttershy?" When Kiana received no reply, she got worried. "Fluttershy, i'm coming upstairs."

Kiana walked up the stairs to see Fluttershy panting heavily in her bed. Her mane was a mess, her brow hot, and her coat covered in red sores.

"Oh no..." Kiana removed the blanket from fluttershy and spread her on her back, inspecting her. She didn't look good at all.

"Fluttershy, we have to get you to a hospital!" Kiana said as she tried getting Fluttershy on her hooves, but Fluttershy wouldn't move.

"Okay, the hospital can't come her because there aren't any phones, and I can't get Fluttershy out of bed," Kiana thought aloud. "Oh, what would that nerd Cole, or Jamie do?"

A mental image of Mischief formed in Kiana's mind.

"Try using magic to float her out?" The fake Mischief said.

"No...I can;t use magic!"

The mental Cole moved into Mischief's spot.

"We're going to need a cane, my Vicodin, a sweet beard, and size eleven Nike Lunar fly sneakers."

"Dammit Cole, stop watching House, that show ended months ago!" Kiana yelled at herself, but the mental Cole yelled back.

"You can't stop Hugh Laurie!!!"

"Go away Cole!" Cole faded away.

Kiana then decided her friends wouldn't be able to help. She briefly considered Twilight Sparkle to help her, but she quickly struck that idea down. She knew that she couldn't leave Fluttershy alone, so she had to heal her on her own.

"Okay, think Kiana, your a strong woman, and you can do this by yourself...Wait, no i'm not. I can't do this!"

While Kiana was crying over Fluttershy's impending demise, a small white rabbit hooped up to her with a book in it's paws. It used it's foot to thump on Kiana's leg.

"Hmm? Oh Angel, what's this?" Kiana picked up the book, which had a page bookmarked. She opened it up to see a description of a disease called the Pony Pox. She looked between the symptoms described on paper and at Fluttershy, who matched the description perfectly. She looked further into the book to find a cure.

Unfortunately the only known cures involved a lot of bloody surgery or a large amount of magic. She wasn't a sadist like Cole, so she couldn't cut open her friend. Also, she didn't know any magic...or did she?

Kiana walked up to Fluttershy and focused. She used the Twilight's advice from their...brief lesson. She pictured herself...

"Wait," Kiana thought, :What the hell am I supposed to be doing?"

Kiana knew that it was pointless. Fluttershy was going to die, and there was nothing she could do about it. Nothing at all. The thought made her cry. Her new friend was going to die in front of her, and there was nothing she could do about it.

suddenly she remembered Cole's anniversary present for her and Mischief.

"Happy anniversary Kiana!"

"Thanks Cole," Kiana said as she opened a small black box, revealing three small self inject hypodermic needles, filled with a glowing blue liquid.

"What are these?"

"Special formula, these are special shots of a secret elixar that-"

"Is is a drug?"

"No. Let's just say it has remarkable effects, and can bring back anyone as long as they still have a heart, and a brain."

"Uhh, thanks Cole."

Kiana stashed the small box in her jacket, not knowing when she'd need it.

Kiana wished she still had those shots, but unfortunately, she didn't have a jacket. Luckily, with cartoon T.V. show luck, Cole was flying past the cottage outside. She opened the window and yelled at him.

"Cole, get in here NOW!!"

Cole stopped flying, "No! I'm...in a hurry somewhere! What do you need!?"

"Your in a hurry in the morning? Never mind, I need some of you shots! The ones you gave me for my dating anniversary!"

"Really? Okay!" Cole then reached into his mane and pulled out a gun, and a small black box. He threw the box at Kiana. "Catch!"

Kiana grabbed the box, "Thanks! Why do you have a gun?!?! That's illegal," she yelled.

"Shut up!!!" Cole yelled in a very loud tone, "YOU'LL WAKE THE DAMN NEIGHBORS!!!!" He then ran off towards Twilight's house.

Kiana closed the window, and opened the box. She carefully took out a syringe and looked at the liquid. She looked at a small instruction paper on the roof of the inside of the box.

Step 1. Remove safety cap.

Step 2. Quickly and heavily stab into victim's patient's chest, over the heart. (the word victim was crossed out.)

Step 3. Run.

Kiana took a deep breath, and plunged the needle into Fluttershy's chest.

Kiana waited...and waited...and waited. She knew that it wasn't working, and she started crying. Suddenly Fluttershy let out an ear piercing, no. Ear shattering scream. She got up, screamed again, and ran into the opposite wall, face first.

"Fluttershy!" Kiana bounded across the room and hugged her friend, who was still seizing wildly. After about an hour Fluttershy was back to normal, in the Ponyville hospital.

"So, I had the Pony Pox?"

"Yeah, so I sta...injected you with a cure I got from Cole."

"Is that how you got your Cutie Mark?"

"What?!" Kiana turned around to see a symbol on her flank. It was a red hospital cross, with a syringe crossing diagonally over it. The syringe was filled with a glowing blue liquid.

"Oh, great. Cole is responsible for my Cutie Mark. I'm going to to jump off a cliff."