Everything Seems to Revolve Around Equestria! (Parts 1 and 2 of the PVZBrony Saga)

by TheImmortalBrony


Chapter 14: Rocket to Sanity (Multiple POVs)

***Ben’s POV***

It’s been, like 3 weeks since PVZBrony left us. Yet, life goes on. I got a call from Scootaloo this morning. She says that Rainbow Dash is having trouble sleeping and has been having horrible nightmares. I quickly call Ethan and tell him about this. “Dude, we need to go and check on her. I want to make sure she isn’t having nightmares about this one thing we read on the internet. You know what I’m talking about, right?”, Ethan talks to me over the phone.

“Is it… Cupcakes??”, I nervously ask him.

“I believe so.”, Ethan solemnly says. We drive over as fast as we can.

“Dash, are you okay?”, I nervously ask her.

“Did Scootaloo tell you about my nightmares?”, Dash asks.

“Yeah, but she didn’t go into specifics, namely because she didn’t actually know.”, I respond.

“Do any of these nightmares have anything to do with Pinkie Pie and cupcakes?”, Ethan asks.

“Yes. How did you know?” Dash Replies.

“Well, there are some stories going around back where we came from.” Ethan says.

“Pinkie invited me over to bake cupcakes today. It… might be strange, but would you come with me?”, Dash asks.

“Anything for a friend!”, I tell her. She hugs both me and Ethan, and then starts flying to Pinkie’s house.

***Rainbow Dash’s POV***

So I fly over to Pinkie Pie’s house. I land down on the ground and knock my hoof on the door hesitantly. Pinkie opens the door. “Hiya, Dashie! You came!”, Pinkie says.

“H-hi, Pinkie. So, what are we going to do today? Prank people?”, I ask her.

“No, we’re… baking cupcakes!!”, she excitedly says before firing off her party cannon.

“P-pinkie, I’m not good at baking.”, I worriedly tell her.

“That’s okay! I just need you around!”, Pinkie says.

“Okay…”, I tell her. Now I’m REALLY starting to get scared. Pinkie grabs a cupcake. “Here, try this one. I made it just for you.”, Pinkie says before handing me a cupcake.

“This is exactly like the dream!”, I think to myself. I fly over and grab the nearest weapon that I can think of: a kitchen knife. “GET AWAY FROM ME, PINKIE!!”, I yell at her. Pinkie looks at me with a weird expression on her face.

“Dashie, why are you acting so crazy?”, Pinkie asks.

“DON’T LIE TO ME! I KNOW YOU WERE GOING TO MAKE ME INTO A CUPCAKE!!”, I scream. The door gets kicked down.

“STOP RIGHT THERE! This is the police!”, Ben yells. I then throw the knife at Pinkie…

***Ethan’s POV***

Ben broke down the door. It’s like I’m watching a movie in slow motion, with the knife slowly moving in midair torwards Pinkie. “Noooooooooooooooo!”, I yell, and attempt to catch the knife in midair. Unfortunately, the slow motion effect stopped, and I wasn’t fast enough to catch the knife, so I got stabbed in the arm. “Urrk!”, I say. “ETHAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!”, Ben screams. I pull the knife out of my arm. It doesn’t seem to be bleeding too much. Ben shoots both Dash and Pinkie with the duct tape gun.

“Dash... you monster! You could have killed Pinkie or me!”, I crossly say. Ben steps up to defend her.

“Dude, cut her some slack. She’s been having awful nightmares.”, Ben says. I don’t respond. Ben schedules an appointment with Gardevoir for her. Next we go to the hospital.

***Ben’s POV***

I start to write a friendship letter to PVZBrony. I write down, “Dear PVZBrony. Today I learned that you need to work out problems between two friends together, and sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands.”...