Apple Acres and Sugar Cube Corners proudly presents, Real Mares of Genius...
Real Mares of Genius... wikka-wa~~.
With our hands, we raise some mugs to you, Mrs. Humanoid Wannabe.
Mrs. Humanoid Wannabe~~~! Weird.
Two thumbs up always go to you, or at least they would if you know anypony with a single thumb.
No thumb-wars for you~~~!
Who needs to be rich, an accomplished string player, and able to converse with royalty? Only ponies who shoot for the stars have the real smarts, like you.
High-five beats brohoof any day~~~!
Let all those other ponies sit with their bellies to the ground, your flank is the only cushion you need.
Ass is for grass~~~~!
One of these days, you'll get your wish and you'll finally be able to give your wife a big ol' hug.
Does the thumb count as a finger~~~!?
So take a load off like a hipster, oh hoof of the fingers. We'll all be waiting for that fateful day when you final prove humans are real... and are thrown into an insane asylum.
Mrs. Humanoid Wannabe~~~! Kablam!
Now for some wise words with Spike.
"Big or small, it doesn't matter. It all matters on how you use it. And that applies to EVERYTHING..."
That was some wise words with Spike.