//------------------------------// // All is Fair in LOLs and War // Story: I Think I Summoned a Ponk. // by TheMajorTechie //------------------------------// I shut the blinds. "So, how are we gonna take 'em down, Pinkie?" "LOLS!" "...Lols? Like as in, 'Laugh-Out-Loud'?" "Yep!" How does laughter have any possibility of defeating a horde of zombified teens? "It doesn't!" Of course it doesn't. It's probably just the power of Pinkie's mind. "Nope! What I mean is..." Pinkie leaned in close to my ear, her voice dripping with the sound of terror. "Weaponized laughter." "But how's that gonna work?" Pinkie suddenly pulled up an intricate diagram from her mane. After several minutes of studying, I sighed. "Go ahead, Pinkie. Do it yourself, I'ma do my homework, even if there is a buncha zombies outside." Pinkie squealed, and happily leapt out the window in flying colors of camo. I heard the door open. Judging by the sound of a bouncy pony, and the fact that I gave Pinkie keys, I knew that it was her. "Back so soon, Pinkie?" Pinkie grinned. "Yep!" "So how'd the fight with the zombies go?" Pinkie's grin grew even bigger. "I became friends with them!" "But I thought that you were using weaponized laughter." Pinkie nodded. "I did! I used it to stun the zombies, and while they were frozen, I became friends with them by infiltrating the memories of the false clones and then modifying their brains to think that I was one of them!" ...Wow. "I know, right? I mean, I did still have to banish them all back to the basement after I became friends with them, but y'know, all's fair in love and war?" I spun around in my chair to face my desk in order to hide my freakishly crazy grin as I made a horrible pun. "Don't you mean 'All's fair in LOLS and war?'" Pinkie slung her party cannon over her back. "Yep!" Heh. She's hilarious. I love that mare. Aww, I love you too! Crap. She knows... I always know...