//------------------------------// // Comin' N Hot // Story: Rainbow Dash & The Seekers // by SlayGuy295 //------------------------------// An abandoned military building, located by the Everfree Forest, is the Seekers headquarter. Starscream landed at the entrance of the structure and enter inside. After he had entered his base, he found his changeling soldiers fixing the place up so it may impress the visitors. “So,” Thrust caught his boss off guard, “did that rainbow pony said yes?” “Sorry pal,” the leader respond, “but she denied my offer. But don't worry she'll join us sooner or later.” “Did you at least tell her about those Wonderdocks dirty secrets about what they think of her,” Acid Storm asked. “Because I didn't turned into that ugly colt for nothing!” “HA,” Ramjet whined, “what about my stunts with shoving his face into that pie and pouring that drink on Dash?! I tried really hard not to laugh after that!” “Actually,” Skywarp interrupted, “it was Starscream who did all of that. I remember seeing you rushing outside, laughing after the incident, and wet-” “SHUT YOUR FACE SKYWARP!!” “Calm down you nitwits,” Starscream calmed his men down. “No, I didn't tell her about those Wonderbolts, but I will tell her when we meet again.” “You really are the wisest and the most patience among us,” Sunstorm kisses up to him, “your majesty.” “I do have two questions,” Bitstream change the conversation. “How are we going to accomplish our plan and why do we need Rainbow Dash?” “Alright nerd,” Starscream ruefully answered his question. “We need to earn Rainbow Dash trust so we may enter to Princess Twilight castle and search through her books, until we found a spell or anything that will accomplish our plan.” “Hate to be a drag,” Skywarp interrupted, “but… what's our plan again?” All of them sighed by the coward stupidity question. “For the fifth time, Skywarp. We are doing all of this, so we may obtain our original forms once again.” “Oh! Now I remember.” “One more question,” Bitstream asked. “How are we going to obtain our original forms?” “It's simple egghead,” Starscream mocked his teammate. “There's only one thing that this world have instead of our world… magic.” “Magic?” “Yes. And the ones who contains the most magic is the Elements of Harmony. If we could manage to capture one of them, then we'll have our bodies back and rule this world!” His men cheered for his brilliant plan. “Megatron will regret that he had banished us from our dimension and trapping us into this one. Which also cursing us into these horrible bodies. However, when we obtain our original form, we shall rule this world as our own! We will prison the princesses, the elements of harmony, and those who dare to stand in our way! Soon, everyone of these pathetic souls will bow to us and worship us as their gods! For we are Kings! For we are the Decepticons! For we are the Seekers!” The rest of his men cheered for his tyranny speech. “We need a song,” Sunstorm cheered. “Why do we need a song,” Thundercracker asked. “To set in the mood.” “Fine,” Starscream agreed. “Do any of you got any good songs?” Sunstorm smiled and raised his hoof. “That isn't a girly or a retarded song!” He fawned as he lowered his hoof. “I got one boss,” Dirge said. “Go on Dirge. Sing it.” “Join in anytime, guys!” Dirge began stressing out and clear his throat before he could sing. Finally, he began: If you got cider in your cup, go raise it up! If you ain’t got enough, go fill it up “Oh,” Starscream surprised. “I remember this song on Earth. Let's shake it up a bit.” Then, he began singing as well: I'm gonna chase this rainbow with Patrón, I wanna dash on my lap and a jägerbomb; I'm comin' in hot, you heard me. And I'ma make it rain on the mare who serves me I drink a fifth of magic till it’s gone. And if it feels so good then it can't be wrong. I'm comin' in hot, you heard me And we be taking shots and if not you nerdy. Ramjet jumped in: We only killing a pre-party to kill some more. I'm already hype up before I walk in the door. This magic rubbin in my body, I never felt it before. And now it making it way down to my evil soul. Acid Storm: It might be the magic talking or the shots of patron. But these mares look like models and they're ready to bone. I'll take 'em back to my leader house, we'll be home alone. Slapin chicks and have 'em yelling like Nightmare Moon. Bitstream: It tearing it up. Yeah it's dancing it flank off. This magic like a Mac the way it's riding my notebook. I’m trying to get my rocks off so don’t try to con block. I’ll grab my sawed off and I’ll blow your con off. You know we drink so much. We getting stronger for weeks. We drink so much goose, we turnin into geese. Me and my crew flap a V through VIP. These suckers play my skin flute like they’re Change-lings. While Ramjet was singing, he used his magic to turn Acid Storm and Bitstream into goose and geese while rocking in his shades. Then, Starscream shoved the liar aside and took over: I'm gonna chase this rainbow with Patrón, I wanna dash on my lap and a jägerbomb; I'm comin' in hot, you heard me. And I'ma make it rain on the mare who serves me. I drink a fifth of magic till it’s gone. And if it feels so good then it can't be wrong. I'm comin' in hot, you heard me. And we be taking shots and if not you nerdy. Dirge: If you got cider in your cup, go raise it up. If you ain’t got enough, go fill it up. If you had too much, don’t throw it up. And if you ain’t got hay, throw your hooves up. Thundercracker marching through the way while singing. Get gone with it, there's nothin' wrong with it. Take shots, don't stop, sing along with it. I wanna feel it bounce, magic go up and down. Take shots, won't stop till I'm worn' out. Sunstorm nodding his head while singing: Yeah get down, we can have more, and we can shake our waves around on the magic juices. You're gonna have to rock this house, I'm your landlord. So let this juice drip down in my inner core. Thrust and Skywarp both sing at the same time: I ain't try to go home with, nolla nolla. We can absorb more magic when you, wanna wanna. Man you know you're feelin' me so, holla holla. Cause everypony worship to me is, nada nada. Ramjet push them away from his spotlight: Okay dog, this has gone on for way long. Can't quit my day job till I'm played on Soundwave. It's chaos! I'm in the castle with my shades on. And I'm about to slain them like I'm Megatron. Starscream: I'm gonna chase this rainbow with Patrón, I wanna dash on my lap and a jägerbomb; I'm comin' in hot, you heard me. And I'ma make it rain on the mare who serves me. I drink a fifth of magic till it’s gone. And if it feels so good then it can't be wrong. I'm comin' in hot, you heard me. And we be taking shots and if not you nerdy. Dirge: If you got cider in your cup, go raise it up. If you ain’t got enough, go fill it up. If you had too much, don’t throw it up. And if you ain’t got hay, throw your hooves up. If you got cider in your cup, go raise it up. If you ain’t got enough, go fill it up. If you had too much, don’t throw it up. And if you ain’t got hay, throw your hooves up. As he repeated the lyrics, the rest of them marches behind him as they were waving their heads back and forth. Finally, as Starscream was singing, the Seekers were changing forms to make beats to the song. I'm gonna chase this rainbow with Patrón, I wanna dash on my lap and a jägerbomb; I'm comin' in hot, you heard me. And I'ma make it rain on the girl who serves me. I drink a fifth of magic till it’s gone. And if it feels so good then it can't be wrong. I'm comin' in hot, you heard me And we be taking shots and if not you nerdy. Dirge finished the song: If you got cider in your cup, Go raise it up. Go raise it up. Go raise it up. If you ain’t got enough, Go fill it up. Go fill it up. Go fill it up. If you got cider in your cup, Go raise it up. Go raise it up. Go raise it up. If you ain’t got enough, Go fill it up. Go fill it up. Go fill it up.