//------------------------------// // F0r7I-I )I-I4p73r _ Cr45h // Story: Ortix. God in the neighborhood. // by mikele_11 //------------------------------// "Today is a great day." Ortix said, lying on a meadow and around flying white rabbits. "It could not be better." He said. Suddenly fell from the sky a golden cup full of ice cream berry. "My life is heaven." Ortix said dreamily. Suddenly, he scored by lightning and everything changed. The whole earth was of sulfur, instead of rabbits were bats and ice cream turned out to be the entrance to the cave. "Oh. Another nightmare." Ortix said wearily. Suddenly the cave flash of gray light and all-around began to break into pixels. With a cave drew a deep and chilling voice. "Gr3e7i|\|g5! 1,w Crash*_-:; "Bwuahhhhhhh" Ortix shouted falling out of bed and falling into the burrito. "I've been so scared." He said surprised. Ortix had never afraid of nightmares. "This nightmare has something to do with reality." Ortix said, wiping his eye. Then he flew to the file cabinet and opened the drawer that stretched meters, kilometers, miles, acres and acres even. In the end, after ejecting Ortix stopped drawer to 'crash' and started to view his documents. "Crash, Crash. There is nothing about such a creature. I think that? Let's see." Ortix said, putting the files back. Then he closed the drawer itself. Ortix went to the records of the gods and began to browse. "Captain Planet, Cacadas, Combono, Caquant, Crent, Craty, Catsy. Ah there. Crash. Half god, half-demon. He chose the task of destroying every god in a psychic through a dream. It causes destruction irreversible. His sacrifice will never robust. Well poop. " Ortix said putting a record of the gods. Then he turned and walked through the gap. On the other side was Equestria. "Nightmare night. I need help from Luna." Ortix said, walking toward the castle. "The guards will try to stop me, but I have an idea." He said to himself. "My reliable machine lulling. Oh. Nuclear battery is exhausted. How many times have I used that weapon?" Ortix asked himself. Mentally shrugged his shoulders and opened the gap to another Equestria. "If I don't have time to load nuclear I'll handle radioactive substances, and I know where I'll take them." He said. Ortix was at high cave from which emanated a green light. "I hope he doesn't blame me for this event with a decreasing radius." He said hopefully. "Radioactive dragon! Wait. That's a long name. Rt.D! I need help!" Ortix shouted. "Ortix? Please don't tell me that you have a radius decreasing." Radioactive dragon said. Ortix denied. "I don't. But there is one thing. Tell me where you hid all the radioactive military equipment." Ortix said. Radioactive dragon looked uncomfortable. "W-What? I-I don't know what you mean." He said nervously moving several rockets into a corner. Ortix looked at him wearily. "Heh, heh. What's up?" "I need radioactive materials to do the batteries to power the machine soporific, to get to Canterlot and talk to Luna, I was elected by a demonic god as dinner. He attacks during sleep and is more dangerous than my current state." Ortix said. "And what's your status?" Radioactive dragon asked. "2/10." Ortix said. The dragon looked at him. "Why don't you teleport straight to Luna?" He asked. Ortix looked like something dawned on him. "I also didn't think of. Thanks." He said opening hole. "By the way. You can keep this equipment, but it has to be only yours." Ortix said. "Well. If I had that equipment, I would do it, but I don't have it." Dragon said with an artificial smile. Ortix rolled his eye and was in the room Luna. Princess night was very surprised. "Who are you?" She asked. "I'm Ortix. God in the neighborhood. I need your help to overcome the demon god named Crash. In return, I'll give you what you want. Even tickets for the band Rock-hoofs." Ortix said. Luna grabbed him. "I'll do it with pleasure, provided that You shall make that no one knew." Luna said. Ortix confirmed. Luna stood normally and began the spell. "Bwah? What happened?" Ortix asked. Luna stood to his left. They were in a long hallway full of many doors and each different. "Oh. That something that even I can." Ortix said. "There's more doors than I've ever seen." Luna said incredulously. Ortix looked at her. "Since you can, why you wanted me to help you?" She asked. "Because only an outsider can find him. Can you help me, and I will make it to the grand gala galoping will have the most wonderful dress, which nothing compares. The old agreement in force." Ortix said. "Well." Luna said subject. Then she began to use magic, and look for the problem. "It seems that nothing here." She said normally. "Then why the great wave of noise television with gray eye makes this way to devour us?" Ortix asked, looking back. Luna looked up and immediately saw what was going on. "Oh." She said. Then quickly she loaded horn and fired magic. The monster was punctured, but immediately healed. "You think you can beat me? Pathetic. If only the powers Ortix had an influence on me, then it would be for me, but it's infected, which can do nothing. You? Your pathetic magic will not do anything to me." Crash said. Ortix was confused. "What if I said that not only Luna is here?" Ortix asked. Crash was confused. "What do you mean?" He asked. } He means me, you big monster. {GG said. Crash looked at him. Then he grabbed him and threw. } Don't get rid of me so easily. {GG said. Crash threw him to the Ortix memories, which was a huge event. GG didn't come back. "Just as I thought." Crash said. "What is ...?" He didn't finish, becausehe saw that Ortix and Luna disappeared. "Uh! Now I have to look for them." He said going forward. When he was gone, the door to memories of flavors of ice cream opened and Ortix looked out. "It went easily. Right?" Ortix asked, looking at the door which passed through Luna. "Oh my name." Ortix said looking at the door. They wrote on them 'sex scenes'. "Forgive viewers and readers, but here I have missed." Ort- "What happened?" Luna asked, confused. "Let's say something happened and now it didn't happen." Ortix said. "Thanks Sans." He whispered to a small gap. "No problem." Sans whispered happily with barrel of Ketchup. "We are still in my head." Ortix said going forward. Luna looked at him suspiciously, but given up, and followed him. "It seems that you know a lot about this creature. Can you tell me what you're hiding." Luna said. Ortix mentally shrugged. "Crash? He goes from one memory to another all the time, but don't leave them in peace. He leaves a part of himself, and when he infect all of them, he inundates them at the same time causing a loss forever." Ortix said. "If we find one of his roots, it will lead us to his current location." Added. "Mmhmm." "It's everything what i know about him. Oh. Look. Here's footprint." Ortix said applying eye to the gray root made from television noise. "Why are you so weird?" Luna asked. Ortix took his eye off the track and looked at her. "I am the first god in the multiverse. It isn't just enough. Because I am a god of fun. Every type. However, the most revealed me mad fun." Ortix replied, full of unexplained pride. Luna looked at him in surprise. "Usedom, you're telling the truth. I know how to track down this monster. But it will be difficult, because his power fades quickly and is difficult to trace." Luna said centered around the environment. "Or, we can make it easier and ask for directions." Ortix said opening the door. They wore the title of 'where, when, how, where's, why, etc.'. Luna looked at him confused. "After all, it's your memories. You can not just ..." "I'm sorry Ortix. Did you see the crash?" Ortix asked. Past Ortix stopped to explore the ship and looked at him. "Of course Ortix. Most recently he was seen in the maze of oblivion. Wait. I got a message that you can catch up with him walking through the memories of the century 'IV' of our universe. He can not break those memories, because it separates. Have a good hunt." Past Ortix answered and closed the door. Luna looked at Ortix disbelief. "How you did it? It shouldn't be possible." She said. Ortix rolled his eye. "In practice, I'm older than practice. So don't concern me. I don't have to worry about anything. Everything is younger than me. Even the time started only when I pushed it. You with me for what I'm saying?" "I lost a part of practice." Luna said. Ortix rolled his eye and opened the door 'shortcut'. "Let's hurry if we want to grab this monster. I don't know what he can do." Ortix said. Suddenly, the door closed and were swallowed up in the noise of the TV. All around the same. Suddenly a huge tentacle pierced Luna. Princess of the night disappeared, and Ortix was alone with Crash. "Oh no. No, no, no, no!" Ortix repeated. "Howdy Ortix. Finally mastered all your mind. When I open the last door and prohibit them, then I can destroy you without any problem." Crash said with a sinister smile. Ortix looked at him with wide-open eye. "But how?" He asked incredulously. Crash showed tentacle, which unfolded to reveal the open door under the title of 'the Ortix mind'. "At the beginning it was too trivial to be true. Your attempts to hide it was pretty clever. You knew this would happen but you have forgotten. I had to check different memories in the memories, to find them. But now I open the last door." Crash said, revealing a gray door marked 'keep out!'. Ortix was more scared than usual. "N-no! D-d-do no-o-ot o-o-ope-e-n t-t-t-this do-o-or." Ortix barely said with the fear that he was filled. Crash was very happy ... ... ... ... ... Until he heard the creaking coming from the door. He looked at them surprised. He saw that the plate with the inscription began to rust and the paint came down, and the door rotting. "What's happening?" Crash asked, but didn't get an answer. When he looked at Ortix, he saw that he hides in the corner and crying with fear. "What? What is this ?!" Crash asked worried. Suddenly the door opened and in the inside was dark. Darker. Yet darker. The room seemed to be doing more and more black, though it was impossible. Crash was very worried. Suddenly from the room came out black, dripping tentacles. They began to wrap around the Crash and pull him inside. "Stop. What are you doing? Ortix!" Crash screamed when he saw Ortix. He look that he has no feelings. He was empty. "These are the worst memories of my whole eternity. No one and nothing is able to defeat them. These are the fears that can not even be defeated, nor forgotten. I am experiencing them and you with me. You are my new worst memory. " Ortix said. Crash panicked and tried to pull away, but more and more tentacles pulled into it, getting faster and faster. There was no chance to escape. "Ortix! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!" Crash scream, but his response was slow, emotionless laugh. "Heh heh heh." There is no escape. "Ortix said. The sound of the TV was almost absorbed. Crash was close to the end." I hope that you will be afraid, because there is worse than hell. "Ortix added. Crash was almost absorbed, and when he was behind the doors were two strange things. All the doors appeared normal and Crash changed his appearance. time seemed to slow down when Ortix saw who really is Crash. "Help me." Begged the old and broken Ortix. His paint was devoid of color and peeled off. His eye was broken and all in tears. Before Ortix could do something, the door closed and disappeared. "What?" Ortix asked softly in disbelief. Suddenly everything around disappeared and Ortix came back in the Luna room. Ortix saw that Luna is unconscious and looked she was going to wake up. Ortix opened the gap and returned to the ship. He was still confused by what happened. He saw himself. "It is impossible." He whispered to himself. "How could this happen? I need to find the answer." He said. "I will not give up until I know the truth." Ortix added. When he tried to remember what had happened in his head, but he saw only symbols and numbers. He knew them. "It's my coordinates to multiverse. I have to fix the engines." Ortix said. To be continiued.