//------------------------------// // Full House // Story: The Pony of the Jacket // by MaskofLimbo //------------------------------// 11th May, 20:53 Equestria - Ponyville My alarm clock awakes me. I get up from my bed and strench myself. I go out of the bedroom in the kitchen's direction were. Pizza's boxes where on the table, since this was my dinner from yesterday. On the balcony also was come clipped newspapers. I check on them to see what they were about. ...bomb blast heard all the way down town... ...causalities still unknown. Charred remains... ...several masked suspects witnessed at the... Oh yeah, that bomb... that was something. I still feel kinda bad for that other "Killer Beast". But, he knew the risks, and "everything for the cause", right? I decide to take a quick bath, procceding to the bathrom's door, that was... locked "O-occupied... mister" Oh, she is in there. Beauty Maker, if I remember her name correctly. This last days with her were... weird. I can fell she is afraid of me. Tartarus, I bet half Ponyville is afraid of me. But still, here she is, on my apartment. I wonder why. Our "relation" isn't even good. We don't even talk. The dinner last night was one of the most awkward moments in my life. If I didn't decided to eat in my room, who knows what would happen. I bath later, better check my answer machine. Maybe I have a new job. And the little red light proved me correct. Well, finally something to do. I pick up the phone and press the button "You have "one" new message" "It's 'Dave' from Miami Pest Control. We need you. A client at sw 104th street is having vermin problems. Try to handle it as quick and swift as you can. Someone else will clean up for you after you leave. Make sure not to bother any of the neighbors" Ok, that's what I was waiting. I go to my bedrom and pick my things, procceding to open the main "Hey, mister!" I hear the girl calling me, so I look at the bathroom door. I wonder what she wants "You are... leaving? Knock one for yes and two for no, please" Oookay? I knock once on the main door "Oh, I see. You are going to... do those... things, aren't you?" I knock once more "Hmm..."... Okay, I'm very lost here "Don't you fear that they follow you back home and..." I sigh, as she continue talking. Now, I know what was the matter. I didn't let her finish her sentence and knock twice on the door this time, leaving and closing the main door, without hearing what she was saying. I reach the place. A large multi-family house. With the coasts clear, I put my desguise draw and my mask. It's time to kill some pests. Sovietic pests. I open the front door and procced to a door on the left, knockinh the asshole, on the other side, with a charge and beating his head on the floor repeatedly. "Hey, what is...?" Another mobster, armed with a shotgun, appears from a room on the right, but I quickly killed him by throwing the knife, from my first kill, on his eye. I was about to take the shotgun, but, I see a crowbar laying around... Fuck it, why not? I pick up the crowbar and exit by the door in front of me, quickly killing a mobster in front of me. I heard I dog on my left, so I quickly turn around and smash the puppy's head on the wall. I could go to the end of the hallway in front of me, or go to the left. I go forward, since it had two doors to two diferent rooms. One on the left and another on the right. I advance and procced to the door on the right first, kick open the door and entering a big bathrom with a large bathtub on the right. Priority first, so I swing the crowbar on the mobster with a M16 first. I then go to the mobster with a basebal bat, strongly hitting his head and making him fall in the full bathtub. His blood changed the water color. I exit the bathroom and walk to the other room. I hear someone passing by the door and I decide to enjoy this oportunity. I charge on the door and I drop the A-hole, that was armed with a double barrel shotgun, on a polar table that was in front of the door . I hear a dog barging and I see a dog inside. The dog jump on the top of the pool table, running into me faster. When he was close, with his mouth open, I shoved the crowbar inside this throat. "Za lyubov' Ivana!" The mobster I dropped said, scared by what i just did "What the fuck have you done!" I remove the crowbar from the puppy's mouth and he simply drop dead on the table "What are Ah!" I kick the mobster on the belly, hard, so that he won't move. He lies on the floor, holding his belly. I raise the crowbar, and the mobster could only look before I pierced his neck with the crowbar. Room done. To the next one. I exit the room and procced through the other hallway. I passed by a path that lead to a stairway, but I need to clear this floor first. More forward on the hallway, I see another door, so I prepare to... "Hey, you!" Shit, I look behind me and I see a mobster on a kitchen, armed with a shotgun "You're..." I quickly throw the crowbar on his face, dropping him on the floor. I go to his top and pick the crowbar again, bashing his head with it, over and over again, until nothing more than a broken face with blood and bits of brain was left. I return to the door and hear what was happening at the other side ""Wartales" is back, with another amazing tale about the "Ghost Wolfs"" "Udivitel'nyy moy zad" A hear a mobster inside. "This fuckers are assholes" And another. "Stop watching Tv, idiots!" Another voice. "Yeah. That Rooster suka could be here any second!" And another. I count 4 guys inside. Easy. I knock on the door, hoping that someone comes "Huh? Who is there?" I knock again "Answer, asshole!" Once more, I knock, and I hear someone sighing and aprouching. I simply wait, sitting on the floor. Finally, the door was opened "Who is Ahh!" I pull the fucker and use him as a meat shield as I stand by the door, holding his M16 and aiming at the assholes inside. I hold the trigger, allowing a barage of bullets pierced everyone inside, leaving only the meat shield to kill "Let me go, you...!" *snap* Shut up. I break his neck and release his dead body, that falls on the floor. With the crowbar in hoof, I go to the next floor. I climb the stairs and get to the door. I open it and enter... a bathroom? "What the?" Inside was a mobster peeing "Hey, how you...?" I quickly took care of him by smashing his head on the wall with the crowbar. His body slowly fall, with his head inside the toilet... I passed by the door in front of me and enter a small hallway, that lead to a bigger room. On the hallway, I was welcomed by a mobster with a baseball bat. Before he could act, I hit him hard enough to break his teeths, and his head. I hear another mobster aprouching, so I take cover on the wallway wall and wait for him to aprouch. The mobster, that was armed with shotgun, passed by me "Oh shit!" He run to aid his dead companion, not noticing me "Hey. Hey!" I aprouch behind him and prepare to swing the crowbar "Damn it! I'm going to... kill... ?" He notice me behind him and turn to look, but he could only see me hitting strogly his head, sending him flying to the wall, with bits of blood and teeths. I take a look at the big room at end of the hallway, where I had two doors to choose. I go to any of them and quickly open it, entering a big dinning room, with "The fuck?!?" Crap! I mobster with a M16 was on the other side of the room. He wasn't alone. Two changelings with pipes where scouting the room, but they stop and look at me, surprised. I close the door, making the barage of bullets hit the door instead of me, as I prepare myself for the moment. One mobster with the pipe kick open the door and I quickly dispose of him by piercing his skull with the crowbar. "Brother!!!" The other Changeling said angry. I remove the crowbar for the changeling's skull, ready for the next one "You're DEAD!" The other Changeling said and run into me. Bad move. I dodge his attacks and hit his head strongly with my crowbar. With they down, time to take care of the shotgun dude. I, once again, enter room. But really fast this time. I dodge a shot from the gunner and I pick up a chair and throw at him. It hit him strongly and made him fall on the floor in pain. I step on his belly and hold his throat with one hoof, raising a bit his head. With the other hoof I raise the crowbar and deliver a strongly pierce his eye. I remove the crowbar, as I notice another room inside the room. I pick up the M16 and check how much bullets it still had. 17 rounds left. More then enough. I aprouch the door and kick it open the door. It was a big bedroom, with the bed on the middle of the room. A mobster was on the couch, on the other side of the room, and another one was one the right side of the bed, armed with a shotgun. I shot the bitch on the couch, retreating to dodge a shotgun blast. I heard the shotgun owner approuching. When he was on sight, a quick head shot was enough. I throw the M16 away and pick up the shotgun. I also pick up the crowbar back. I won't abandon this after all the help it gave me. I go to the last door. I crack my neck and, once again, kick open the door. I pull the trigger, taking three assholes at once. "FUCK!!!" I hear the remaining mobster. On the middle of the room was pillar, and there is where he is hidding for me. I throw the shotgun away and pick up the crowbar once again. I run at him, ready to finish this job "GET FU...!" *Smash*. . . . And with this, silence was what remained. I breath deeply, before going down the stairs. I still had in hoofs my crowbar... don't know why, but I feel it will... 'Aaaahhhhh...' ... what the fuck? I heard someone outside, behind the house. Better see what it is, to make sure I didn't forget someone. With the crowbar in hoof, I go to behind the house to see what it is, and apparently... it was nothing. Hmm, maybe I... "Ahhhh..." Wait, the sounds are coming from the... sewer? Or someone survived and is escaping or... hobos? I open manhole with the crowbar, going down the stairs and ready for "Ahhhh" Oh, shit. Sitting on the floor, was a dying fat centaur. He was using a green janitor suit, along with gloves, and had a mustache. He had a deep cut on his chest and was spitting blood. Also, one of his horns where cut and his left eye was bledding badly. I notice by his side a... oh fuck, a crocodile mask! He does the same things as I? Is he also a Killer Beast? "Hey..." He called my attention, looking at me. He cough before continuing "I think I get it now..." What is he... "This... this whole thing. All that had happened. It's just a dream. ...Right?" What?!? Twiligth smile upon hearing this I think is happening The centaur cough strongly, spitting some blood on the floor. He then... smile, and look up "I knew it" He then couch once more more, before closing his eyes... and no more sound came. . . . . By Celestia... what the fuck. I better leave. But, before, I think it's for the best if I take this mask with me. I leave the sewer. I remove my mask and my desguise draw, putting all inside the jacket, along with the crocodile mask. I can't help but think in all that centaur said. What he meant by this whole thing being a dream? I... don't have sure, but, I kinda fell that. AaAAHHH! My he..