I Think I Summoned a Ponk.

by TheMajorTechie


Magical Revenge Shenanigans

"So... I'm like, a partial pony now?"

"Kinda."

Oh. Well then. Don't mind me while I whack someone's face with my new tail.

"That sounds fun!"

"Indeed..."

Pinkie followed me as I walked out my house, heading down the street towards a certain bully's house. One of the perks of helping school ITs is that you often have access to the addresses of all the students.

And just by looking at my face, one could easily tell that I had quite the plan.

...And they'd also probably be able to tell that I had a horrible migraine. Taking the fact that I was a unicorn when I went through the portal, that meant that I apparently had hundreds of thousands of new nerve connections running through my forehead, and having them all get cut off at once doesn't do much good if you want to have a nice day afterwards. But on the bright side, for some reason, along with the tail and ears, I kept my newfound abilities too. With that, I easily cast an illusion to hide my ears and tail.

"Y'know, Anon, you shouldn't have been able to do that..."

"Whaddya mean?"

"Illusion spells are a mid-to-high range spell reserved for unicorn scholars and/or Alicorns, with the exception of me, Discord, and changelings."

"Yeah, so what? All I did to cast the illusion was imagine my normal body as a cloak, and then mentally wrapping it around myself. The reason why it's holding is because I'm still holding it at the back of my mind."

"..."

Wow. I made Pinkie speechless... I wonder if she's ever been like that before?

"Well, there was that one time where I saw a rainboom that Rainbow Dash did."

Get out of my mind, Pinkie.

"Okay!"

"Also, stay behind the corner."

"Sure!"

I hesitated for a moment, but went ahead and pressed the doorbell.

Several loud noises were emitted from inside, including what sounded like chip bowls falling to the floor.

I was met by a big, sweaty guy who obviously was raving over a football game just seconds before.

"Hey kid, get outta here. This is my domain."

Please don't show up right now, Pinkie.

"Well, um... I was just stopping by to maybe catch a game on TV or something?"

...That was a horrible lie.

"Heh, as if a scrawny kid like you would even survive a game, even if it's just on TV."

I rolled my eyes.

"And don't forget that I helped you quite a bit on your homework."

"THAT WAS YEARS AGO."

"Yeah, so? If it weren't for that, you would've flunked math."

"Like math has anything to do with what I like."

"Hey, y'know, you're probably a bigger nerd than I am. Just take a look at those game charts. And think about those lessons on how to properly throw the ball, it's all physics and timing."

I watched his face begin to twist in anger at my endless nerd-speak.

"You'd better move, before I decide that creaming you is the best way to get rid of ya."

And as fate would have it, that's the second Pinkie appeared.

"I LOVE cream!"

I relaxed my tension as the bully's fists loosened.

"Is that... a pony?"

Aw, crap.

"..Yes?"

WHAT THE F*** ANON, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU SUCKED THAT MUCH!

That, of course, triggered Pinkie.

As the bully cackled on, I smiled wryly as I watched Pinkie's hair dull, and slowly fall onto her shoulders. Her face twitched in every possible way as she tried her hardest to hold in her anger.

"Say that again, punk."

The bully stifled his laughter.

"What is this? Some sort of half-crap science project? A robot to make it easier for me to mock you?"

I smirked, and raised a hand.

Since the illusion spell only works to outside viewers, I still was able to see the faint glow appear around my hand.

I willed my powers to lift, and lift, it did.

"Wha--"

Pinkamena had the same old insane grin plastered on her face, watching intently as I spun the bully about in the air like he was nothing. As long as I didn't overload my mental capacity, I could do nearly anything.

"What am I doing? Oh, just giving you an idea of how I felt all those times that you've flung me through the hallways. In fact, you're actually quite light in terms of things I could levitate."

"PUT ME DOWN... OR ELSE!"

"Sure."

I gently sat him back on the ground, and vanished together with Pinkie in a multi-entity-teleportation spell.

Wait a second... HOW DID I DO THAT?!

"Idunno. But you did give that guy quite the scare!"

Eh, I got him beat anyways. Did you see his face when i put him down?

Yep! I've never seen a human so green before! Not even Lyra!

Aaaannnnd now she's speaking telepathically to me. This may turn out rather interestingly...