Dash was cut off by the stallion's kiss. Not much of a long one, but one to force her into wanting another.
“C'mon. Follow me outside.”
She obeyed. She turned around, only to see Applejack giving her a wide-eyed stare, mouth dropped open. The pair exited out the front doors. The stallion turned to face the mare he'd just kissed. He kissed her again.
“Wow, that was quick.”
“Heh, heh. I take it that was your first one.”
“You got it. I just have one question- why?”
“I like you, Rainbow Dash. You're cool. I'm not gonna let you get away. Your excellent rainbow mane, that stunningly sleek figure, the cyan-blue that covers the rest of you. The aggression you almost knocked me over with. I love it all.”
“You do?”
She was getting compliments like she had never gotten before. It was a feeling she now knew that only a stallion could give her. Only a stallion could make her feel this way. And there was no debating that.
“But of course. My sunglasses protected my eyes from meeting yours. You could not see it, but my stare was firmly fixed on the hottest mare in the club.”
Rainbow's face flushed red. She'd never been one to blush, clearly. Her being Lesbian was a mistake, she realized. The simple fact was that she'd never experienced any kind of serious emotion like love. Her sympathy had lain with her fellow mares, pegusai in particular. Her inexperience clearly was her downfall here. She spoke to the stallion again.
“You never told me your name.”
“My apologies. My name is Epic.”
“That's epic.”
“Real original. I haven't heard that a thousand times or anything.”
“Seriously though, that's cool.”
“Thanks.”
“So, Epic, lookin' to score?”
“Not quite yet. I'm not some disgusting sex pig.”
“Truthfully, I'm still a virgin, too.”
“Then we're on the same page.”
“I guess we are.”
“What now?”
“Back to the club?”
“Well, I was hoping we could spend time elsewhere.”
“Definitely. Dubstep is good and all, but it hurts my ears when the bass itself is louder than the actual song.”
“Just let me go tell my friends.”
“I should tell my friend, too.”
“Meet you here in five.”
Rainbow walked into the club with Epic. She went over to Applejack, who was sitting at the bar.
“A.J.?”
“Hey ya R.D.”
“Where's that stallion you were with earlier?”
“He went to the bathroom. Too much loonshine, I think. He's got an iron stomach, so I'm sure he's just gotta pee.”
“Wonderful,” Rainbow sarcastically said whilst rolling her eyes, “anyways, me and Epic- that's his name, were thinking of going back to my place to hang out.”
“Rainbow D-Dash fur th-th-the score! Woo,” Applejack burped, “Hoo!”
“Applejack, ya alright?”
“Yeah, m-maybe a little too much ciderdlrink is awhoal.”
“Cider beer, you mean?”
“Yeah, I gue-guess.”
The large maroon stallion exited from the bathroom promptly.
“Let's go to my place.” AJ said to him, “I bet you've neh-nehver got lucky wit no farmpony before.”
“Make it the first time tonight.” the Maroon one said.
He appeared to be in MUCH better condition than Applejack, which was probably due to his body size and his being able to handle more liquor than she.
Rainbow Dash stepped outside to see her valiant Epic standing there. It was obvious he was nervous, his hooves swaying, and his teeth clenched.
“Sorry. I had to get my woozy friend and her drunk bang-buddy out before they got thrown out.”
“It's fine.”
Applejack walked out with her hat on sideways and one of her stallion's hooves wrapped around her tightly.
“Applejack, how are you going to do him without anypony knowing?”
“Trust me, there are TWO clubhou-houses.” She belched again, “One is someplace where nopony would evvvvah find” she groaned, “it.”
“Okay.” Rainbow Dash said before whizzing up ahead of the drinkers to Epic.
“So, where are we going?” Epic said.
“I don't know- where do YOU want to go?”
“It doesn't matter to me.”
“Idea! Let's make a fort out of clouds!”
“Alright, then. Let's go!”
The two nodded. They flew to the closest cumulus, and overheard Applejack seductively talking to her stallion.
“So, can we stahrt now?”
“Only if you want me to finish before we get started.”
“Just let me-”
“Alright,”
Rainbow and Epic turned their heads back up as they heard Applejack complimenting his- well, you know what by now.
“That was...” Rainbow started
“Disturbing.”
“Yeah. Slut.”
They both chuckled.