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// Ms. Under-explaining Jester Queen 
// Story: Real Mares of Genius. 
// by overlord-flinx 
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Apple Acres and Sugar Cube Corners proudly presents, Real Mares of Genius...

Real Mares of Genius... fwoop~~.

Our mornings and mugs belong to you, Ms. Under-explaining Jester Queen.

Ms. Under-explaining Jester Queen~~~! Yow~~!

You can't be blamed if no one asks you about the specifics of a job or even the underlining facts before doing something; that's their mistake.

All there in the nonexistent print~~!

Your student's town was nearly destroyed because you only gave her two tickets? Well she should've asked for more. You would've gladly given more.

Just wanted to see you sweat a little~~~!

You're more then a thousand years old, and have been running Equestria all that time. You deserve a little TLC whenever you want.

Tricks, laughs, and cunning~~~!

No pony in Equestria understands your level of comedy; it takes a thousand years to really enjoy it.

Knock knock jokes are for squares~~~!

So take a load off and sip away at a nice cool one, oh monarch of the mundane. You deserve it, just ask Luna.

Ms. Under-explaing Jester Queen~~~! Hot!



Now it's time for money management advice with Rarity.

"Saving money and spending money are really the same thing you see. If you save money, you still have it to spend later. But if you spend money, you can barter what you bought off for even more money, to which you can spend or save. But whether you save or spend, do so thinking you will spend it all at Rarity's--"

That was money management advice with Rarity.