So, to sum up what's happened today; I was sent to detention, thrown a party without me, mind-read, visited by the supposed god of chaos, and watched said god backstroke through my TV remote.
How can this day go worse?
I tripped as I walked down the stairs, hitting my head each time I tumbled. As I woozily pulled myself up, my hand slipped on the railing, causing me to faceplant on a pot left on the floor from Pinkie. Frantically, I tugged at the pot as I ran about the kitchen, slamming into everything in the room. At last, I pulled the pot off, only to find Pinkie in front of me with her party cannon. Again.
*BOOM*
I woke up in my room, with Pinkie singing some random song again.
I was momentarily blinded by a bright flash of light, which receded to reveal Discord, yet again.
By far, I think this would count as the worst day I've ever had.
"I think that I can beat that..."
Oh please, no, Discord...