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// The Strange Nature of the Way of Ponk 
// Story: I Think I Summoned a Ponk. 
// by TheMajorTechie 
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	I inched back as Pinkie, or Pinkamena, as she calls herself now, backed me up against the wall. 

"I said, TAKE IT BACK!"

I shuddered at her words.

"Okay, okay! I'm sorry. Could you please forgive me?"

Pinkamena stopped her advance in thought, before she replied, "Pinkie promise?"

I rolled my eyes as I stated the words of the promise. "Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye."

"SAY IT WITH MEANING!"

"CROSS MY HEART AND HOPE TO FLY, STICK A CUPCAKE IN MY EYE!"

Just like the last time, her mane just *poofed* back into it's original curliness, and her grayed coat's color seeped back into place.

"Ok, Anon, what should we do next?"

I thought for a moment. Finally, I replied, "Idunno."

Out from the hammerspace, Pinkie pulled a large mallet.

"How 'bout whack-a-mole? You've got quite a few in your yard!"

I internally puked at the thought of crushing live moles in my yard, splattering the neatly trimmed grass.

"I'm just gonna go ahead and say that you said yes."

"Nope!" I yelled, hopping to the door, "Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope!"

Pinkie bounced along behind me, still wielding the mallet.

I stopped at the bottom of the stairs, Pinkie freezing in place inches behind me.

"I do not want to whack several hundred moles, okay?"

Pinkie shoved the mallet back into my wall, disappearing without a trace.

"Fine, then what do you wanna play?"

"First off," I began fiercely, "I've got schoolwork to do." I held up my phone as I continued, "Second of all, there's something called 'mobile games', remember?"

Pinkie's eyes brightened. "Oh, oh! Like FNaF! I love those animatronics! Their so cute!!"

"Please don't say that again, Pinkie."

Pinkie twisted her head backwards to face me again. 

"Wwwwhhhhyyyyy?"

I jumped back in surprise and disgust. "Pinkie!" I shouted, "Please don't ever do that again!"

Pinkie's head twisted back into it's normal position.

Also, remind me to use some mind-bleach for that. I don't think I can unsee it.

Suddenly, Pinkie popped up with a strange white bottle. 

"Here's the mind-bleach you asked for!"

I shook my head. "Pinkie, I meant mind-bleach metaphorically, like as in, I want to forget that moment with your head backwards."

Pinkie giggled. "Well why didn't you say so???"

"'Cause I didn't expect that that was a real thing."

"Of course it isn't, silly! Or, at least, not in this dimension... it only exists in the chaos dimension!"





Discord paced about his giant potato van. "Where is my mind bleach?!"