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// Chapter 6: She’s Your SECOND COUSIN???? (PVZBrony’s POV) 
// Story: Everything Seems to Revolve Around Equestria! (Parts 1 and 2 of the PVZBrony Saga) 
// by TheImmortalBrony 
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I drive up Derpy to Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza. “Oh! I love this place!”, she happily exclaims. 

“Eh heh heh, so do I!”, I tell her. “Sadly, this isn’t a date. I need to explain the situation to an important someone there.”, I continue. 

“Oh! Okay! I’ll just chow down on some pizza while you do that!”, she cheerfully responds. We enter, and I go embrace Mangle. 

“PVZBrony! What brings you here today?”, Mangle asks. 

“I have some bad news, Mangle.”, I sadly say. “I need to adopt a kid, and in order to do that… I have to marry someone… and Mangle, I love her as much as you…”, I blurt out. 

“Well, who’s the other apple of your eye?”, she calmly asks me. Strange, I thought she would be angrier. 

Before I can tell her, I hear Derpy say, “Cousin!!!”. The two of them hug. 

“Wait, wait, wait… you two know each other?”, I ask. 

“Yeah! She’s my second cousin!!”, Derpy says. 

“She’s your SECOND COUSIN????”, I ask in shock. 

“It’s more like she’s my second cousin twice removed. But yes, we’re cousins!”, Mangle explains. 

“Yeah… I need to marry Derpy to be able to adopt Isaac. I love both of you infinitely.”, I tell her. 

“I give you permission to marry!”, Mangle says. I kiss both Derpy and Mangle on the lips.