//------------------------------// // Piece of Cupcake // Story: HARDCORE HENRY: Equestria Girls // by MaskofLimbo //------------------------------// "Here we are! My favorite Sweet Shope" Jimmy said, as he park on the side of the same Sweet Shoppe I stopped by when I got in the city "Sugarcube Corner!" Jimmy said happy "Now, let's... hold on" He put a had in front of me "I don't think that you are... presentable" Why does he... oh, yeah I look to myself and I see my shirt is red with blood. I can see his point "Here. Since you forgot the other one in the car" He passed to me another bag, that was on the... wait, how did he knew that... never mind. Opening it up, I see some clothes inside. Shirts, pants and etc "Just take the one that cover the blood" Alright, then I remove my shirt and quickly wear a white shirt and a sweater. "Nice! NOW you're good. Let's go" I close the bag and put it on my back. Jimmy pick the other bag that was in the bike. The gun bag. So, we enter the... "No, Twilight, you don't understand!" A discussion is happening inside. Me and Jimmy look at each other, so we decide to look through the window and see what was happening "The guy literally DECAPITATED a guy with a DRUMS PLATE!" Great, I'M the topic of their discussion I think to myself, but this was obviously, since inside, on a counch close to the counter was the same girls that SAW me decapitating a soldier with a drums plate. The only new person there was girl with purple girl, identical to other girl with purple hair, but with diferent clothes, hair style and she doens't use glasses Maybe she is her twin sister? "Rainbow Dash, girls. I think you all are overreacting" I hear the twin sister saying "How can a teenager have some much strenght to do something like this?" "But is the truth, Sugarcube. You know I never lie" The girl with the wester hat said to her "We have no idea how strong he is, but we know he is dangerous. I mean, he beated 3 students, with one of them being throwed through a window" "Well, I'm not saying I don't trust you. I never going to doubt your words, girls" Purple hair girl 2 said to them "I'm just saying that this is really confusion, and maybe have a reasanable explanation to all of this" "Well, I-I-I just know that he... he..." The shy girl struggle to say her words, after she... look and point at me, resulting on her friends looking at me as well, all of them with look of surprise or terror. All of them minus purple hair girl 2, who was confused. "Well, no reason to wait any longer" Jimmy said, looking at me with a smile. With this said, Jimmy open the door and walk to the counter with both his arms extended, and I simply walk behind him "Beauty Cake! Muscle Cake!" He said directly to the attendends. The woman, that attended me in my first time here and a skinny yellow man with orange hair. Both of them look at Jimmy with a smile, as he rest his arm on the counter "How are you cute lover birds doing? "Oh, Jimmy, just fine" The woman answer him. By the way looks of it, he knows them for some time. "Good to know, good to know" Jimmy said. "So, what is going to be, boy?" The husband from the attendent ask. "Oh the always, for me and my pal" Jimmy said and points at me. The two look at me, and I just wave at them. "Oh, I know this one. He came here some time ago" The lady said to me " Unfortunatly they run out, but I think I have some spares here somewhere. A moment please" With this, she start preparing whatever it is that Jimmy ordered. Jimmy start talking with the man and I just wait until is time to go. "No, Twilight" I hear Rainbow Dash, if I'm correct, well, talking with purple hair girl 2. "Calm down, Rainbow Dash, I simply going to talk with him" Purple hair girl 2 said to her. She raise from her seat and, as I imagined, comes to me "Excuse me, mister?" She talk with me with a smile "My name is Twilight Sparkle, and, if you are wondering, I want to ask you something, since my friends said that they saw you doing a... horrible thing" Well, looks like my actions are back to bite me in the ass "But, first of all, what's your name?" Like I did with Vice Luna, I point to my throat and shake my head" Oh, you can't talk?" I nod "Oh, I see. Forgive me, then" I wave my hand in a 'no problem' way "So, there's a way for you to tell me your name?" "His name is Hardcore Henry" Jimmy answer her questions. He turn back at me, holding two cupcakes, giving me one "Here you go, pal" I nod to him, giving a bite on it "And this guy if going to become a fucking hero" "Hero? Him?" Rainbow girl said while raising from her seat, staring at Jimmy with a angry look "This... thing..." She points at me "... is ANYTHING but a hero! He killed alot of people and hurt students from my school!" "I said 'will become' not that he already is, honey” Jimmy answer back. "Relax, Rainbow Dash" The wester girls said "Let's calm down, no need for a fight here!" She getting up from her seat along with the other girls. "Yeah, yeah. When I start giving a fuck, I let you now" Jimmy said Uhh, harsh "Now, Henry" Jimmy grab me by the arm, and lead me to the couch, where the girls where sitting "Sit here and close your eyes" I seat and... What? close my eyes? "Also, think about something good, because... " He hold my left arm, turning it around, and start searching for something inside his leather jacket"...this won't be pretty" What you mean by this? He pull out his jacket a pliers Wait... is he... ? "Now, hold on!" He try to use that thing in my left HEY, FUCK THIS! "Stay still, dammit!" NO! FUCK YOU! I hold his arm, because THIS won't happen! "STOP IT!" Jimmy slap me and hold my shoudler, looking straight at me "Listen! Akan is trancking you through chip in your arm!" He said serious "We need to remove it if we want to be really safe, ok?" But... Aaahhhh, shit...! Fuck! Let's just get this over with! I turn my arm and I just hold the couch with my other hand, turning my head to the cealing and closing my eyes "Get ready" With this I start felling the plieaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHH! "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!" "STOP!" I hear... girls... and other... AHHHH FUUUUUU... "Almoooost... got it!" FUCK! I kick the table in front of me in pain. I probably caused some collateral damage, but fuck it, this hurt like hell! "Here it is. The fucker we were looking for" I open my eyes and see the small chip Jimmy was talking about. I look at my arm and I see I see the hole Jimmy made, with lots of blood coming out. I put my hand at the top of the injure, breathing slowly "Toodles" Jimmy smash the chip with his boot, procceding to look for something else inside his jacket. "What is wrong with both of you!?!" The girl with fire color hair ask, hugging the shy girl, who apparently was in shock. "A asshole with telekinesis" Jimmy answer, pulling out some bandages and start wrapping my injure with it "Hold up... there" He finished. "Ok Henry, returning to that problem" I start hearing him "The reason that you will only live "for while" is because your mechanical parts are gonna start shutting down, but I already have a solution” And it is? “Since you already meet the private army from our favortie warlord Akan, than maybe you should..." " Akan? A warlord? Are you nuts!" Rainbow girl said back at Jimmy. “Who is this “Akan?” Twilight Sparkle ask. “Akan is the man who founded “Akan Corporation”. He produce all kinds of cybernetic stuff. He is even sponsoring a sport competition between our school and Crystal Prep against people who use his cybernetic limbs, so that everyone with lost limbs can see that they can do whatever they want with Akan’s cyber limbs” Pink girl answer her, in a very... “Ahh, thanks Pinkie” Twilight thanks her “But, I already knew about this competition. Why did you repeated that part?” “Felt like it was apropriated” Pinkie simply answer with a smile. “Anyway” Wester girl said “How someone like him is a warlord?” "Why don’t you ask someone called... Slick Dimitri" Jimmy pass to me a cellphone with the picture of a man with dark shades, with a very serious look on his face and in front of a turned blue van with various Akan's soldiers by his side "This fucker is the one who command all Akan’s groups. Guns, cops, army, ahh… boy band... look, you get the picture, a lot of his shit" Jimmy pick the phone back "Also he is the one that is going to help us with our little problem... here" He give me back the cellphone, where now was on the Gps, with a dot marking a certain place “This dot on the map is Slick’s place. Get there and break in, and once you’re in and find him, you do exactly this, so pay attention” Okay, I’m listening "You're going to kill him... " Yes? "Open up his rib cage... " Yes? "Take out his beating heart... " Y-yes “And…” And... ? "Fucking eat it" Ye- wait what?!? "WHAT?!?" The girls said in surprise and horror. . . . . "Ahahahahaha, just fucking with you, mate!" Jimmy laught like a asshole "No! You are not going to eat his heart!" He clean his throat "Look, under his heart, is his charge pump. Bring that to me and BAM! Done. Simple, right?" Yeah, kinda "Don't worry" Jimmy pulled a chair and sit in it "It will be a..." he crossed his legs and pick his cupcake on the floor "Piece of cupcake!"... wow. We hear noises coming from outside. Like, a car hitting another "Hey, my car!" A dude with blue hair and black jacket said. Outside I see 2 police cars stopped outside, and the cops came out of them with their guns ready “This is the police! Come out with you hand in the air!” "Me and my big mouth" Jimmy said getting up from his seat, holding me as he step back to the counter “You know what are they here for, right?” Since they were aiming directly at us, I may have an idea. “Last chance!” They scream at “OPEN FIRE!” SHIT! “Mother FUCK!” Jimmy scream and pulled me to behind the counter. Along with the shots, we hear some people screaming “Fucking pigs” Jimmy scream angry. “Cease fire! We may hit any civilian” Oh, NOW the think about them. “Sons of bitches!" Jimmy said angry, picking the bag from his back, and opened, looking for something inside “Henry! Find Dimitri and do what I told you... yes!" He pulled out a sawed-off double barrel shotgun “Without the charger, you won’t live for long” He then pulled out a machete "I will distract this fucker… oh, also" He stop and look back at me "Here" He pass to me a walkie-talkie "When you hear me yelling 'Cranberry', use the phone I gave 'ya and call 'Hoffmann’, understood?" I nod "Perfect” Jimmy, with the machete in one hand and the shotgun in the other, jump the counter and charge on the cops “BRING IT ON, FUCKERS!” “OPEN FIAAHHH!” I give a little peak to see the actions and… holy shit. Heads blasted, decapitations, limbs being cut. Jimmy was maniac. Dammit, not the time for being distracted. Seeing a window close by, with no cops on the other side, I run and jump through it. “Stop right there!” To bad I was wrong. More cops were on the other side of the streets, so I start running as fast as I could, hoping to find a chance of escaping… and this oportunity came as stairs that lead to the subway. Perfect I run down the stairs, passing by people in front of me “Stop him!” A cop scream, hoping that someone helped them. Lucky me, no one did. I see the metro and Shit! The doors were closing! It's now or never I run even faster and jump in, before the doors closed completely. "Crap!" The cops weren't fast enough, and the doors closed in their faces. As the metro start moving, I breath in relief. I stand up and seat by the side of a girl with big orange hair... that was staring at me, along with a girl with purple pig tails and a girl with blue pony tail. They must be thinking I'm crazy, or something. Well, I would think the same if I see someone jumping inside a metro In response for their stare, I awkwardly wave with a small smile, and, to my surprise, the girl with blue pony tail wave back, resulting in the other girls staring at her with a serious look, making her stop Well, their life weren’t my problem, I needed to find this... were is this song coming from, oh shit, Jimmy I pick up the wakie talkie, we're I could hear music coming from, along with Jimmy's voice. (JUMP TO 2:40) “You fuckers want some more?!? I’m all out, but I still can fuck you all, bitches!” His scream got the attention of some people on the metro, principally the three girls that were staring at me confused. I simply shrug at them. “Get down on the ground! You have no way out!” “Oh yeah? You guys are sure about this?” I think I know what he is going to do, so I quickly pick up the phone he gave me, and start looking for… found it! Now, is wait. “Last chance!” “You know, the is one thing that I love more than this is a little thing called…” “KILL…” “CRANBERRY!” I call the number, kinda confuse of how… *BUUUMMM* What the... !?! A explosion happens somewhere, but I have a idea where it happened, since I just hear static coming from the walkie-talkie Wait, was this Jimmy’s plan? Explode himself? Holy heck, he really IS a maniac I think to myself But, I have a felling that I will see him again soon. Now, I need to find this Dimitri, but also, I need to change clothes. This sweater itches.