We step out of the portal. I see a newspaper. “How convenient! A newspaper! This is how we’ll get to learn where to go next!”, I think aloud.
“Hey, gimme that!”, PVZBrony snaps. Not wanting to fight with him, I give him the newspaper. “Fazbear’s Fright… blah blah blah, guranteed to scare your socks off? Pfft! As IF!”, PVZBrony says. I decide to just say nothing. We get hired for Fazbear’s Fright.
On our second night on the shift, they tell us that they’ve found one! A real live animatronic! I hope we get to see it! PVZBrony sees the animatronic, Springtrap, on the cameras. I go up and try to hug him. Springtrap just stares at me. His eyes… I’ve seen them before, but where? Apparently, PVZBrony realized the answer before I did. “PURPLE GUY! HE'S INSIDE THE ANIMATRONIC!!”, he yells.
“Ah ha hah. You will die now.”, Springtrap says. All of a sudden, ghostly animatronics appear around Springtrap.
I’m like, “Oh dang. I’m pretty sure we’re screwed.” How are we going to get out of this?