It’s late at night. We’re at Sweet Apple Acres, and Ethan has just knocked on the living area’s front door. Applejack opens the door. “Oh, thank heavens! Y’all actually came to help me!”, Applejack exclaims.
“Heh, why wouldn’t we have come to help you? You’re our friend! And the Ponyville Police Department always will be there to fight crime!”, Ethan responds.
“Yeah! So, AJ, what’s the problem?”, Derpy asks. I look at her, and I love her. I’m pretty sure she’s infatuated with me as well. I shake myself out of my trance. I have to focus on the task at hand: Applejack’s problem.
“Now, our apples have been going missing. Every night, some of the apples we’ve harvested earlier in the day have dissappeared. I think someone might be stealing them to try and drive us outta business!” , Applejack worriedly explains. "If the apples keep dissapearing at this rate, then we could be in big trouble when cider season comes!", she finishes.
“Don’t worry, AJ, we’re on it! We'll catch your apple thief!”, Rainbow Dash reassures her. I'm starting to get a idea of who might be behind this...
Some time later…
I hear some movement! I sneak torwards the noise. It’s the Flim Flam Brothers! My suspicions were correct! I’m about to spring into action when they somehow notice me! They start to run off, but then they get stuck to the wall! “I think you guys just got TAPED in the act!”, Derpy says. I realize that she must have gotten them with the duct tape gun. We laugh.
“Nice pun, Derpy!”, Ethan compliments her. I’m happy that we caught the criminals. Now might be the right time to ask her out.
“So, uh… Derpy… d-do you want to g-go on a d-d-d-date sometime?”, I stammer.
She stares at me for a few seconds, before saying, “I would love to! Come by my house tommorow! We can have muffins!”, she happily responds. Everyone else heads off to bed. I fall asleep, dreaming of how wonderful my date with Derpy's going to be...