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// Chapter 2: The Ponyville Police Department's Creation! (Ethan's POV) 
// Story: Everything Seems to Revolve Around Equestria! (Parts 1 and 2 of the PVZBrony Saga) 
// by TheImmortalBrony 
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I just had this wonderful idea! I don’t really think that Ponyville has a way with dealing with crimes, so me and PVZBrony can do it! I tell the others my idea. PVZBrony nods his head enthusiastically. “Wow, Ethan! That’s BRILLIANT!”, he exclaims. 

“Yeah, I know, right?”, I excitedly respond. Then I notice that Dash’s hoof is in the air, like if she was wanting to answer a question at school. 

“Yes, Rainbow?”, PVZBrony asks. 

“Being a police officer sounds really awesome! If it’s not for eggheads, can I join?”, Dash questions. I laugh. 

“Oh, Rainbow Dash! The only way you would be an egghead is if you were a complete nerd with no life at all The odds of that are, well, none!”, I heartily tell her. 
“Aw yeah! This Wonderbolt is gonna fight crime now!”, she yells. The other Element bearers giggle. 

A few hours later, we’re sitting in the office. I notice that PVZBrony’s gone missing, but that’s okay. He does what he wants. Scootaloo became a part of the police department as well, at Rainbow Dash's request. I hear a knock on the door, so I get up to go and get it. I open the door and see Derpy and PVZBrony together. “Hi! PVZBrony told me about this police department thing, and I want to become a part time police officer!”, Derpy cheerfully says. 

“Erm… could I speak with PVZBrony for a second?”, I quickly respond, before dragging PVZBrony into a room. 

“What? What’s wrong with Derpy being a police officer?”, he asks me. 

“Dude, her eyes are retar-”, I start to say, but he punches me in the arm. 

“Don’t talk about her like that!”, PVZBrony angrily says. Then he cools down and says, "You may continue." 

“Well, there’s a problem with her having a weapon. I don’t want her to shoot my head off, bro!”, I point out. Realization dawns on PVZBrony's face. I'm pretty sure he can see what could happen if she was given a REAL gun. 

All of a sudden, Derpy pops up and says, “Duct tape!”. This gives me a great idea! 

“Can I see that duct tape for a second?”, I ask Derpy. 

“Sure!”, she says before giving it to me. Half a minute later, I give her my newest contraption: the duct tape gun! 

“Ooh, duct tape launcher!”, she excitedly says. 

“NOW can she join the police department?”, he asks me. I nod my head. We’re just about ready to go and solve Applejack’s problem.