I Think I Summoned a Ponk.

by TheMajorTechie


Never Bring Your Ponk to School

So far, I've survived just about three days with this pony. I'm not really sure how much longer I'll last before cracking...

"Cracking what?" Chirped Pinkie from the backseat, "Eggs?"

Again with the mind reading...

"No, Pinkie, my sanity is what's cracking."

Pinkie's crazed smile beamed off the car's overhead mirror.

"Your sanity, huh? Mine hasn't come back from it's trip for several years now!!!"

"Wait... what?"

"Nothing!"


Now, you may be wondering what we were doing in the car. I was driving. To school. Pinkie showed up on a Saturday, and she's pretty much ruined my weekend, so a boring, normal day at school actually seemed like a nice break from the insanity taking place. I don't particularly trust her by herself yet, either. So all I can do is bring her with me, keep her hidden, and hope for the best.

"For what?"

I shot a fierce glare at Pinkie as I shushed her, gently shoving her into my backpack's front pocket. If it weren't for the fact that the work given at school typically required an entire suitcase to carry it around, then I don't know how I'd ever be able to bring her with me.

Taking a deep breath, I made my way towards the school's entrance.

As I strolled through the walls, I couldn't help but feel more relaxed. It was as if all the pent-up stress from the past few days just... melted away with the sudden normality of school life...

...and during the entire time everyone could hear the cheerful giggles from my backpack.