Our episode begins on a glorious bright & shiny day in Ponyville, Princess Twilight & Spike have just finished lunch at the Ponyville Cafe(where Savoir Fare the waiter works).
"Ahh, that was good" said Twilight after wiping her mouth with a napkin she was levitating with her magic, "Now then Spike, let's go over the to-do list for preparation for the Blue Moon Festival tomorrow night".
Spike pulls out a quill & long scroll and says "Wow, this will be the first one you've managed since becoming a Princess".
"Well the Blue Moon Festival does only come once in a Blue Moon" Twilight replied.
Twilight then returns Spike's attention to the to-do list, then says "Now let's see what we need to do next".
"Right" Spike replies.
Suddenly we hear a Strange, High-Pitched, Feminine, kind of Annoying Sounding Voice that sounds a lot like Tara Strong performing her DC Super Hero Girls variant of Harley Quinn voice saying "Boooriiing!", while a Purple-ish Pink Hoof appears in the Fore-Ground coming out from the right side of the screen and touches the center of the screen pausing the episode as if this whole thing was a Youtube video on a touch screen device.
Then the Mystery Voice says "Let's see what else is going on", while the Purple-ish Pink Hoof touches the left side of the screen and slides across the screen to the right, causing a bunch of blurry screens to whiz by until something clear appears on screen.
We then see a strange place with an odd looking kingdom surrounded by a huge wall, the skies are dark green, and the kingdom appears to be under attack, we see a bunch of strange looking Non-Pony creatures running around as if there was a War going on.
And we see a giant robot with 4 really long spider-like legs, and a huge lazer cannon mounted on it's head blasting at the kingdom, suddenly the robot begins short circuiting, and an explosion happens on the upper corner of it's head, then something smashes out of the robot's head.
Said something looks like a strange Purple-ish Pink Pony, that seems to be a Full-Grown Mare, with a Dark Purple Mane & Tail that both have White Highlights in them, has a Cutie Mark depicting a Screw & a Baseball, is wearing a Propeller Beanie similar to the one worn by Button Mash, but what's really unusual about this Pony is the fact that her Eyes have Pink Logarithmic Spirals in the Purple Irises instead of Black Pupils.
After breaking out of the Giant Robot's head the Pony begins running like a biped down the Robot's leg as the Robot falls down like a tree, then the Pony leaps into the air right off the tip of the Robot's leg just before the Robot explodes like a bomb.
The Pony then lands within the walls of the Kingdom, then she looks towards the camera, breaking the 4th Wall to introduce herself, and speaks with the same High Pitched voice from a moment ago saying "Hi there, yeah I mean You, the Viewers, That's Right, I know you're watching me right now".
Then she starts nonchalantly walking towards the camera as it zooms out and says "You probably have a lot of questions right now, so let me start by letting you know that you can all relax because this is not happening anywhere in Equestria, it's all actually taking place in another dimension outside the world Equestria is from".
The Pony then grabs herself by the hair & lifts herself up to dodge a solder-like being that was charging at her, then comes back down and continues talking "For those of you who don't know me, my name is Screwball", she then pulls up what looks like an iPad showing a clip of her from an earlier episode while saying "I made my debut back in the 2nd episode of Season 2, entitled Return of Harmony Part 2, the same 2 parter that introduced Discord to the Franchise".
Screwball then throws the iPad like a shurikin towards another soldier that was aiming a gun-like weapon at someone else, then the gun-like weapon is sliced in two & said someone else tackles the soldier while Screwball says "Ever since then I've been continuously traveling throughout Time, Space & various other Dimensions, defeating villainous evil-doers, bringing down malevolent tyrants & dictators, and pretty much helping others out where ever I can, but that doesn't mean I still can't get into a little mischief every now & again".
Then she snickers goofily while another soldier comes running up to her from behind carrying a blunt object to hit her with, but then Screwball is suddenly wearing a Boxing Glove on her hoof that wasn't there before & uppercuts him(and we hear a DING sound when she does that) with such great force that he's shoot up high into the air off screen while his weapon is momentarily floating in place before falling to the ground, then she tosses the Boxing Glove into her mouth & swallows it whole, then she says "Right now I'm helping the good people of (name too hard to pronounce) against the invasion of the evil (name also too hard to pronounce)".
Then we see another soldier of the invaders behind Screwball aiming what looks like a rocket launcher at Screwball, but the soldier she already knocked into the sky falls back down, and lands right on top of the soldier with the rocket launcher, both bumping their heads together, then they both fall down unconscious, while this is happening Screwball says "And with the (bad guys with the unpronounceable name)'s ultimate weapon currently destroyed the (good guys with the unpronounceable name) should be able to take care of the rest of the (bad guys with the unpronounceable name) invasion all on there own".
Screwball then stretches her forelimbs up in a manner like we sometimes do when yawn and says "So with my work here pretty much done, I think I'll return home and give this episode a bit more of that old Screwball Razzle-Dazzle".
She then pulls out a Door-Knob from behind her back while saying "Which is a cinch when you have a Trans-Dimensional-Doorknob".
She then places the Doorknob in mid-air, turns the knob & opens a door that just magically appeared right out of nowhere, she then enters the door while still looking at the camera and says "See ya in Equestria", then she closes the door & it just disappears.
Then Screwball's Hoof comes out into the foreground again, then touches the right-side of the screen and slides it to the left, causing a bunch of blurry screens to whiz by until we return to Ponyville.
Twilight then looks around all confused, then asks Spike "Did you feel something?".
Spike just shrugs like he doesn't know what Twilight is taking about.
Then we see the Opening Sequence going "My Little Pony, My Little Pony", but then Screwball interupts by having her Hoof move the Time-Bar at the bottom of the screen to zip right through the Sequence right to the MLP:FiM Logo, while saying "Yeah, yeah, we've seen this intro over 100 times already", but then she pauses the screen at the point that states *Developed for Television by Lauren Faust*, and says "Oh oh wait a second".
Then Screwball pops out of a door from the ceiling, floats around the words on the screen & says "Isn't it nice that they still credit Lauren Faust in the Opening Sequence?, Even though she hasn't actually been involved with the series since the end of Season 2?, (whispers to the camera)Creative Differences between her & Hasbro, (Regular tone)But hey credit where credit is due and all that jazz right?, And I for one am glad to have been around back when she was still involved", then Screwball kisses the T in Faust, then says "Well let's move on with the commericals shall we" then she leaves through another door that wasn't there earlier.