//------------------------------// // Amethyst Star // Story: Colgate's Rants 4: Fans' Choice // by StormLuna //------------------------------// Amethyst Star (Suggested by Twily104) My next rant will involve the SECOND patient I saw after opening shop up in Ponyville, Amethyst Star. Well she came in and she was in a less than pleasant mood. Guess what, I was in a less than stellar mood as well. She showed up without an appointment demanding I put a couple of teeth back in that got knocked out. Now I had a patient who was waiting for me to get things cleaned up after getting done with Sea Swirl. The fact that anypony would come in without an appointment really pissed me off. Soon though I would discover why she rushed in without an appointment and asked if I could fit her in. Get this, Rainbow Dash was doing some dumb flying trick and crashed into her, knocking a couple teeth out. Now back then I hadn't developed this visceral hatred for athlete pegasi nor did I even know who Rainbow Dash was so I didn't go into the mad fury I would have today. What I did do though is ask the patient waiting to be seen if they would mind me taking Amethyst ahead of them and luckily for me, they didn't mind. Once I got Amethyst back she began to talk about what an arrogant bitch Rainbow was. While I wanted to listen to her rant, I had to tell her it would wait because I only had so much time to get those teeth put back in. She quieted down and I got to work. Fortunately this was rather quick so once I got it done I listened to more of her rant. She was telling me how Rainbow was doing some fancy ass trick that was sure to impress the Wonderbolts enough that they would let her in. Ugh, the Wonderbolts. I'd heard about how they go showboating around and charge ponies an arm and a leg to get into their shows. At that moment I knew that Rainbow was likely a narcissistic bitch so I decided I would start hating her right away rather than wait until I met her. Once she ranted a little bit more I took her up front to collect my payment. She handed me her insurance card and it covered 85% of it which meant she still owed me 15 bits. Well guess what? She didn't have any bits on her! I decided that since she is quite attractive, well make that very attractive, that I would make her treat me to supper on Saturday. Hey I would be seeing Sea Swirl on Friday so I figured why not two dates in one weekend. Well she took me out to supper on Saturday and things went quite well. Just like it was with Sea Swirl the night before, afterwards we went to my place and talked more about life and got to know one another more. One thing with her was that she continued her rant over not just Rainbow Dash, but other athletic pegasi that showboat and piss her off and I told her about my past and ranted about my asshole former boss and idiot co-workers. Given that we both like to bitch and complain about how other ponies piss us off, I could tell we were going to get along just fine. Just like with Sea Swirl, things wound up getting fun as the night progressed and by morning we were marefriends. Now later that day the two of us met with Sea Swirl and told her that she would have to share me with Amethyst. I was so good in bed Friday night that she didn't mind! How many dentists can say that their very first two patients wound up becoming their marefriends the following weekend? Not very many, and that was long before I got the reputation of being the best dentist in not just Equestria, but in the entire world!