"Ooh, here comes Applejack," Pinkie said, then asked, "Want to meet her?"
"Sure." Radiant said. Pinkie tossed him onto the farm goddess' muzzle.
"What in tarnation?!" Applejack yelped, she looked at the tiny pony, "Well I'll be, it's one of them new bugs that moved to Ponyville."
"Actually, I'm Twilight Sparkle's shrunken friend." Radiant said.
"What the?!" Applejack cried. She took Radiant off and asked, "Well that's right? Say, why so small?"
"So I can explore the possibilities of friendship," Radiant said, "I plan to learn about Honesty."
"Can't ya'll learn bout that jus' by stayin' normal size?" Applejack asked.
"Applejack, you're the Goddess of Honesty," Radiant said, "That's what you're portrayed as."
"Shoot, goddess, I wouldn't go that far. I may be bigger than ya, but I sure am no goddess. It's dishonest to call mahself that." Applejack said.
"But you're a goddess to me," Radiant said in an honest tone, then asked the farm goddess, "Anyways, what's my trial?"
"Ah'm a tad confused. What now? I don't see a need for a trial. Unless you want to massage me and Big Macintosh's hooves. We've been workin' all day." Applejack said.
"I can massage your hooves, Goddess Applejack." Radiant said.
"And what 'bout my brothers' hooves?" Applejack asked, "He's been working harder than me."
"I can do them as well," Radiant said, "Hope he doesn't mind seeing me."
"I'd be more concerned for you," Applejack said, "After a long days work, his hooves can smell mighty stinky."
"But I can handle it." Radiant said.
"Alright. If you say so," Applejack said, "And be careful. He's workin' 'round the house right now. I need to grab a few things and I'll be there. But he may not see you in time. And please stay clear of Applebloom, she may play with you like a toy."
"I'm on it," Radiant said, "I heard that she is a good leader."
"Applebloom? It depends," Applejack said "Her ideas can be a bit... unreasonable."
"Okay." Radiant said.
"Pinkie Pie can take you there and then leave you at the front door." Applejack said.
"Okay," Radiant said, "Promise me that you'll help me on honesty.
"Ah already am," Applejack said, "You're being honest with me right now about rubbing our hooves." She smiled at Radiant.
"Thank you, Applejack." Radiant said.
"You're welcome." Applejack said. She handed Radiant to Pinkie Pie.
"So you ready to go?" Pinkie asked as she jumped.
"Yes. To where?" Radiant asked.
"Where do you think? You're going to the Apples'." Pinkie said.
"Of course." Radiant said excitedly.
Pinkie hopped her way there. "Is this fun?" She asked with a smile.
"Yes." Radiant said. He and Pinkie reached the house at Sweet Apple Acres.
"Okay. Here you are," Pinkie said, "There's a crack under the door you can slide under. Have fun. " She smiled.
"Thanks, Pinkie." Radiant said. He saw the party goddess hop away. He went through the crack. The coast was clear for the moment. There was a nice couch and a fire place and a carpet in front of the couch. It looked like a living room. "Mind... BLOWN!!!" He shouted, wowed by the sheer size of Applejack's living room.
Suddenly, a large sweaty red stallion came in from the back door and was walking towards the micro knight.
"Look out below!" Radiant shouted as he dodged. The red titan walked past him without even noticing. Sweat was dropping around him as well. He walked away and left some sweaty hoof prints on the floor as well. The smell wasn't as bad as AJ made it sound. They smelled pleasantly normal. "Looks like he needs a hoof massage." Radiant said.
Big Macintosh came back. He could visibly see sweat and hair was covering his eyes. "What the?" He said as he looked down at the micro stallion, "Dang, Applebloom. I told her to keep these bugs out of our house." He said. He looked angrily at the speck.
"Wait! I'm not a bug!" Radiant advocated "Your sister asked me to massage your hooves!" The titan's hoof was coming down at an alarming rate. Radiant dodged Big Mac's enormous hoof. "Applejack, wherever you are, HELP!!!" He exclaimed.
"Huh? Who said that?" Big Mac asked. He looked around.
"Down here!" Radiant said.
Big Mac looked down. "Did you just talk?" he asked.
"Yes!" Radiant cried, "I'm not a bug! I'm a pony!" The titan picked him up and wiped away the sweat. He focused on the tiny stallion.
"Well you are," Big Mac said, "I'm mighty sorry for almost crushing you."
"That's okay. I'm Radiant Sword." Radiant said.
"Oh no, I am truly sorry," Big Mac said, "There must be something I can do."
"Can you permit me to massage your hooves, Big Macintosh? Or should I say 'Giant Macintosh'?" Radiant asked, humoring the titan.
"Wait, you... want to massage... my hooves?" Big Mac asked.
"Yes," Radiant said "I promised Applejack that I'll massage your hooves as well as hers."
"Well, only if you clean them first. Not only do they smell, but they are sweaty and dirty from the hard work." Big Mac said.
Big Macintosh laid down and spread his hooves out.
Radiant took out the cloth to clean Giant Mac's hooves.
"Thank you for doing this. I can't thank you enough." Big Mac said.
"You're welcome." Radiant said. After cleaning, he massaged the titan's hooves.
"I never thought I would see another stallion massage my hooves. I guess you can worship them if you want." Big Mac said in a joking manner.
"Of course," Radiant said, "I usually worship giant mares, but you're special to me."
Big Mac began to enjoy it. "You can kiss them too," He said, "And afterwards, maybe massage my thighs."
"Sure." Radiant said as he continues his worship duty.
"I like you," Big Mac said, "And since you're worshiping me, you can...." He stopped. "Never mind."
Radiant laughed. "So, how's your sister doing?" He asked.
"Which one?" Big Mac asked.
"Applejack." Radiant replied.
"Oh she's doing fine for herself," Big Mac said, then asked, "You want to hear a short funny story about her when she was a teen pony?"
"Sure." Radiant replied.
"Well when she was younger, she liked stallions, and she always came home from school with red cheeks." Big Mac said.
"Cool." Radiant said.
"But that's not where it's funny," Big Mac said "She wanted to learn how to kiss. She was too nervous to ask the stallions and was embarrassed to ask Granny Smith. You want to known what she did?"
"Tell me." Radiant said in enthusiasm.
"She came go me and asked if I can show her how to kiss." Big Mac said. He saw Radiant blush. "And... we kissed. She was too young to learn about romance but...." He blushed, "I kind of liked it. Plus if I didn't show her, she would tell granny that I broke her 1,000 bit vase."
"Oh, no..." Radiant said, worried.
"She never figured it out," Big Mac said, "But after that kiss, me and Applejack.... we never saw each other the same way. It was a weird day."
"I see." Radiant said.
Applejack walked in. "Well, looks like Somepony is enjoyin' his time." She said.
"Eeyup." Big Macintosh said as he blushed.
"Of course, Goddess Applejack." Radiant said.
"I told him about that funny story," Big Mac said, "You know what I'm talking about?"
Applejack blushed. "Yes. That was under different circumstances," She said, "But maybe he'd like to see a real kiss. He is our little worshiper after all."
Big Mac looked down. "Would you like to see a real kiss?" He asked.
"Sure." Radiant said.
Applejack blushed, not thinking he'd say yes. "From the ground or would like to be part of the action?" She asked.
"I want to be part of it." Radiant said.
Big Mac picked Radiant up by his back.
Radiant's upper half of his body was in the titan's mouth and his legs were sticking out. He then felt AJ's mouth cover his legs. The titanic siblings kissed and he felt the saliva exchange. He blushed. They backed away and spat him out. The two looked at him and blushed.
"Applejack, can I worship your hooves?" Radiant said.
"Certainly, sugarcube." AJ said.
"Eeyup.' Big Mac added.
Applejack laid down and spread her hooves. Radiant kissed and massaged her hooves. "That feels great, sugarcube." She smiled at him.
"Yup." Radiant said as he kept massaging.
"And you give mah brother a massage?" Applejack said.
"Sure," Radiant said, "Even though I did."
"I hope he liked it." Applejack said.
"He did." Radiant said.
"Eeyup." Big Mac said. He pushed his hoof closer to Radiant, almost nudging him. The tiny knight massaged the titan's hoof.
"You do a good job on this." AJ said.
"I sure did, Goddess Applejack." Radiant said.
"I guess you've had practice with mah friends." Applejack said.
"Yes," Radiant said, "Twilight Sparkle taught me very well."
"Twilight? I would expect her to be the last pony to teach ya," Applejack said "But as long as you are honest, I believe ya."
"I am," Radiant said, "I am honest to even the biggest of mares."
"And what 'bout stallions?" Applejack said.
"Of course." Radiant said, "Seems that I deserve to be kissed by the Goddess of Honesty."
Applejack kisses Radiant warmly.
Radiant kissed and massaged her lips. "I love you, Applejack, the Goddess of Honesty..." He said, blushing at the farm goddess. Big Mac then leaned down and kissed him too. "And you too, brother of the Goddess of Honesty..." He said.
Big Mac smiled. "Thank you." He said.
"And you, Applejack, the farm goddess?" Radiant asked.
"Thank you. But I'm more for honesty than farmin'." Applejack said.
"You're welcome." Radiant said.