Chapter 3
“A Crazy Afternoon.”
All four foals were crying, as Pinkie was trying to put pacifiers in their mouths to calm them down.
Mr Cake spat his out and cried, “I do wanna nappie!” However, all Pinkie heard was “I baa aba ba nana.”
While Rarity was trying to calm Mr. Cake down by shaking a rattle, Pinkie suddenly remembered Mr.Snuggles and shouted, “Wait here Rarity, I’ll be right back!”
Rarity shouted in reply, “Pinkie, don’t leave me here alone!”
But before Rarity could blink, Pinkie was back upstairs with a giant yellow bear and held him over the crib. Then in an exaggerated gruff voice Pinkie said, “Hello, I’m Mr. Snuggles.”
The foals stopped crying and stared at the bear. Pinkie made the bear dance along the edge of the crib, then she had the bear flip in the air and land on his head as she continued with the gruff voice, “I was supposed to land on my butt.”
The foals all giggled at the sight and forgot to be cranky. Pinkie then placed Mr. Snuggles with Mr. Cake who hugged him with all of his might. She then took advantage of the situation, placing pacifiers in each of the foal’s mouths and whispering, “Now go to sleep little bugs.”
Rarity placed the rattle down and sighed a she leaned against a wall. Her white coat was covered in dirt and her mane was in a fray as she replied in an exasperated tone, “If I ever ask to care for foals again slap me. I knew they’d be difficult, but I didn’t think they’d be this much of a hoofful.”
Pinkie Pie replied in triumph, “Told ya it was harder than it looks. I didn’t fare much better the first time I foalsat the twins.” She looked at the foals who were finally closing their eyes and falling into slumber. Pinkie brushed the mane on Mr. Cake’s head and thought. “You’re a real hoofful, but you’re the cutest foal I’ve ever seen.”
Twilight entered the nursery calmly and whispered, “So, they’re finally asleep?”
Pinkie tip hoofed carefully up to her and whispered back, “Yeah, but The Cakes are light sleepers, so keep the noise down.”
Rarity got up and with a smug grin whispered, “That’s funny coming from you, you don’t seem much of a sleeper yourself.”
Pinkie rolled her eyes as Twilight whispered to her, “Don’t worry, Pinkie, I’ll keep an eye on them.”
Rarity yawned and muttered,” Hopefully there’s more coffee.”
As she and Rarity, left the nursery Pinkie then turned to Twilight and whispered, “Twilight I need to tell you something.”
Twilight smiled and asked, “What is it?”
Pinkie continued, “Well before you turned Mr. Cake into a foal, he told me he was very rambunctious and you know I just told him he was worrying too much. But, ever since he’s been up here he’s the one me and Rarity have had to chase around and has cried the most.”
Twilight smiled confidently, “Relax, they’re asleep now, and if I need your help I’ll ask.”
“Alright Twilight don’t say I didn’t warn you.” Pinkie thought, but she said to Twilight, “When he gets cranky, just give him Mr. Snuggles.”
Twilight nodded and responded smartly, “Sure thing, Pinkie.”
Pinkie bounced out of the room, as Twilight went near the cribs, and saw that the foal were all asleep, under a plethora of foal blankets of various colors and designs. They all slept side by side with each pony still suckling their pacifiers (except for Mr. Cake who was now chewing on the ear of his stuffed bear). Twilight gently slipped his binky back in his mouth but suddenly he kicked his back legs and tears started to form in his eyes. Twilight realized in horror. “”He’s going to wake every pony!”
As if on cue he started to bawl and every other foal followed in suit. Twilight quickly picked them up in her magic and she sat in the side of the nursery in a pile of stuffed animals, wrapping a blanket around each foal. She then gathered them in her lap, as each on settled into her and nuzzled her warm fur. She folded her wings around them and like a mother curled around them. She looked at the foals and made sure they were warm and safe, and they were. Suddenly as Twilight settled with the foals she too started to drift to sleep. “I didn’t realize I was so tired, I guess the coffee didn’t work as well as I thought it would.” she thought to herself.
Mr. Cake was the first of the foals to wake up! He quickly realized that Mr. Snuggles was still with him and hugged him as he babbled, “Mr. Snugges I’m gla ya sti hewe.” Looking around he saw only purple fur, and a blue foal blanket with the duckies on it wrapped around him. He wiggled out of his blanket and rolled over to see his son and daughter squeezing near Twilight’s teats trying to suckle them.
Twilight’s face looked peaceful, smiling as she kicked her legs, even as the foals were sucking on her dry teats.
Mr. Cake whispered, “Pumkin, Poun Cak, wha ya doin?”
Pound Cake stopped suckling and with a frown muttered, “Twiwigh has no milk in he.”
Pumpkin Cake stopped sucking and also whimpered, “Ya, I hungwy.”
Mrs. Cake got up and took off her blanket, yawning she whispered, “Well Fwutashy has milk, why no see if we all can have some?”
The other two foals looked at each other, than Pound Cake asked, “Ya mean the bi yella pesaus.”
Mr. Cake nodded, “Ya moma and I drank hewr mil, it was yummy.”
Pound Cake whimpered, “I wanw milie fwom a bi ponie too?”
Pumpkin Cake sniffled, “Ya mama, can ya give us some mil?”
Mrs. Cake smiled sweetly and answered, “Sowie Pumpkin, I a fowl and fowl can’t make mil yet.”
Pumpkin and Pound Cake were going to cry, but then Mr. Cake’s smile brightened as he whispered, “We can wowie abou foo water, wight now we can expwoer wthout any bi ponie fwom stopping us.”
Pound Cake smiled, “Ya we wike espwoing, espewiay when Pinkie is watching us, then we pway ‘Catch us, Pinkie!’.”
Pumpkin Cake continued, “Ya, me and Poun see who can escape he thw wongest befowe she puts us in the cwib. I won last the last few times.”
Pound Cake got mad “Na uh, I won the firs time.”
Mr. Cake giggled , “So whan ya dwininvg Pinkie cwazy, ya jus pwaying a game?”
Pound Cake nodded and started to bounce excitedly, “Ya, and we wike it when she ges diapees on he hea, she so silly. Is all in good fun though, and we still wisten to hew eventuawwy.”
Mrs. Cake thought, “When we turn back to adults, we should keep that info to ourselves.”
Mr. Cake got excited and said, “How about we pway the gamwe with Twilight instead.”
Mrs. Cake was astonished as the foals giggled, then Pound shouted, “Ya wets pway ‘Ctah us Twiwigh!’.”
Mr. Cake nodded and said, “Alwight wet’s go and expwre, then she gonna wake up and whoeve is the las ponie to ge captured wins.”
, “Alwight, wets pway.” Pound and Pumpkin Cake cheered.
They all started to crawl to the door, as Mr. Cake dragged his stuffed bear with his mouth. His wife was smiling at him, delighted to see this new perspective. As a foal he was completely different from his adult self.
The foals opened the nursery door and crawled down the hall, carefully not to wake Twilight. The first place that came into view was the main bathroom, here it was a normal adult bathroom with a toilet, a sink, and a bathtub in the back.
Of course since this was Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake’s first time ever seeing the bathroom they had their mouths open and were in complete awe.
Pumpkin Cake babbled, “This pwace is huge!”
Pound Cake pointed to the white bowl and asked, “So whas is tha?”
Mr. Cake first placed Mr. Snuggles against the wall then he said, “Is the big potty, the one that makes the scawy noise.”
Both foals gasped, “Wow, is big!”
Mrs. Cake trotted up and said, “Well ya got to be a big ponie to use it.”
Pound Cake flapped his wings and flew to the top and looked down at the opened bowl. Mrs. Cake shouted, “Pound Cake get down!”
Pound Cake flew back down and asked, “Wha is thewe all tha wataw?”
Mr. Cake babbled, “When ya do ya poopies ow peepee in the towiet, ya fwush it down the dwain. That what makes the noise you heaw.”
Pumpkin used her horn to levitate herself up and also looked into the bowl, then she came back down and asked, “How will eva use it, is too big?”
Mrs. Cake replied, “Ya gonna gwow, and when ya dow ya fwist going to use a twaing potty made of pwastic. Then ya can move to the big potty when you weady.”
Pound Cake looked down at Mr. Cake’s diaper and said, “Well it wooks wike ya nee to go thwough potty twianing too.”
Mr. Cake looked at his diaper tainted yellow, blushing as Pumpkin Cake giggled, “Ya gonna teach us to use owa diapees? We alweay know how to do that.”
Pound started to pee in his diaper and Pumpkin did the same.
Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake just sighed realizing the conversation went nowhere. But at least their foals now knew what a toilet was, and what it was supposed to do. The twins would be old enough for potty training before too long, and they could worry about everything that came with that later.
Suddenly, from down the hall Twilight shouted “Foals, where did you go?!”
Mr. Cake babbled, “Awight, wets pway!”
Hearing giggling, Twilight rushed into the bathroom and saw the foals scatter.
Pumpkin glided over her as she tried to capture with a spell, to no avail.
Pound Cake took off his wet diaper and started to crawl around naked. Twilight groaned and tried to trap him in a spell, but she forgot about Pumpkin Cake, who laughed in joy as she levitated herself to the ground and crawled down away. Twilight gasped as a saggy cloth went over her head and she nearly dropped Pound Cake from the shock!
Twilight then looked around to see little Carrot Cake giggling and crawling away with his bear in his mouth. Twilight smiled, “Alright trouble maker, get back here.” she called. She came down on him and picked him up, but then he started to bawl as then she took him and placed him on a makeshift changing mat. But as she tried to place a new terry cloth diaper on him, he squirmed and cried. Twilight then took Mr. Snuggles, “If you don’t behave, no Mr. Snuggles.” she told him, only to notice that the rest of the foals had disappeared. “Well, they couldn’t have gotten far. I just hope they haven’t caused too much trouble for the girls.” Twilight thought, as she noticed a series of little hoof prints leading out of the bathroom.
The other foals were now carefully climbing down the steps leading to the kitchen. Soon, they saw the doughnuts and the tea sitting around one of the tables, the other mares were in the back cleaning up.
As the foals climbed on top of the table (Mrs. Cake needed some help from the twins) Pumpkin Cake asked, “Mama, wha is tha?”
Mrs. Cake chuckled, “Is donus, they dewicious.”
Pound Cake smashed his hooves into a powdered one and giggled as he rolled in it, being covered in powdered as he cooed, “Is soft.”
Pumpkin Cake slammed her hooves into a jelly filled one and screamed, “It’s squishy!”
Mrs. Cake (losing all sense of being an adult) jumped in and started pouring the mugs of lukewarm tea over, and started splashing in the warm liquid.
As the girls came back from cleaning the kitchen, Rarity gasped as Pinkie groaned, “Rarity, ready for round two?”
“I guess I’m ready as can be in this case,” Rarity sighed. “If we ever figure out the trick to age spells, please don’t let me regress to this level of immaturity.”
Pound Cake flew over Pinkie’s head, as Rarity grabbed Pumpkin with her magic.Pumpkin started to bawl as Rarity cooed, “It’s okay, I got you.”
Pound Cake was playing with Pinkie‘s mane, as Fluttershy found Mrs. Cake rolling in the luke warm liquid mixed with the soggy doughnuts, feeling its texture and babbling happily.
Fluttershy picked her up and cooed “Alright, come on Mrs. Cake, that’s enough.”
Then they heard shouting and saw a naked Mr. Cake laugh, as he came bouncing down the stairs, while Twilight was covered in terry cloth diapers and had fowl powder all over her. She shouted, “Come on Mr. Cake, you need to get changed!”
Pinkie finally scooped up Carrot (making him bawl again) and placed him on her back and sighed, as Fluttershy gently picked Mrs. Cake (still covered in soggy doughnut) who was still crying. Fluttershy hugged her and cooed “Now now, come on. You all need to get cleaned up.”
They carried the foals upstairs, where the mares cleaned them up and got them new diaper,s all the while Twilight was saddened at her failure. She left the nursery as Fluttershy and Rarity took over, carefully placing the foals in the crib.
Twilight headed downstairs to clean the mess the foals created. Pinkie galloped after her and shouted, “Hey, Twilight!”
Twilight looked back with a depressed look as Pinkie smiled and said, “Hey, don’t feel bad.”
Twilight sighed, “I fell asleep watching them... then you had to be the one to step in and clean up my mess. They could’ve gotten hurt, because of me!”
Pinkie giggled, “You’re all the same.”
Twilight eyed Pinkie and asked, “What do you mean?”
Pinkie explained to Twilight, “You, Fluttershy and Rarity, you all thought this would be easy watching four foals for this long.”
Twilight smiled and thought “She’s right, I didn’t really think taking care of four foals would be so difficult” and nodded in agreement and said, “You’re right, I didn’t expect it to be so hard.”
Pinkie hugged her friend and whispered. “Don’t worry about it alright? The first time I took care of the Cake Twins it was worse than this, trust me.”
Pinkie galloped back upstairs as Twilight (still a bit disappointed in herself) went downstairs to clean the mess The Cakes had made.
All the foals were still crying in unison, as Fluttershy and Rarity were trying to feed them bottles of milk only to have the foals keep screaming. Fluttershy looked down at her bulging swollen breasts and thought, “I didn’t expect those pills to work so fast.”
Rarity, with a sheepish smile asked, “You think you can go a second round?”
Fluttershy blushed, “Um…but we promised the Cakes we’ll only do it in the mornings.”
Rarity pleaded, “They won’t mind, besides they still haven’t taken a full nap yet.”
Fluttershy looked at her swollen breasts as Pinkie came up and Fluttershy asked, “Um Pinkie, you think it’ll be okay if I feed all four of them?”
Pinkie looked at the foals then back at Fluttershy and grinned “ Why not? Besides it
seems they want breast milk.”
Fluttershy started to grind her right front hoof into the wooden floor became more red a she whispered, “I don’t know…”
Rarity pleaded, “Darling, please… “
Pinkie bounded up to her “Don’t worry I’ll tell the Cakes what happened and make sure you won’t get in trouble, ‘Pinkie promise’.”
Fluttershy and Pinkie both repeated, “Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.”
Fluttershy then settled herself where Twilight was before and placed the four foals near her nipples. Mr. Cake and his son latched on her left nipple, and at the same time Fluttershy shivered as she started to feel her breast milk leaving her body. Then Mrs. Cake let Pumpkin wrap her lips around Fluttershy’s right nipple and followed in suit. Fluttershy quivered again, as her breastmilk was leaving at a faster pace than before. “There there, little ones you're safe now,” she whispered. She then lifted her right wing over them, only for Mr. Cake to start to whimper and squall again. Pinkie quickly slipped Mr. Snuggles under his legs and he stopped his squealing and went back to finding a nipple.
Fluttershy sighed, “Are you sure the Cakes won’t mind?”
Pinkie replied, “Don’t worry, Fluttershy, I bet The Cakes wanted you to breastfeed their foals.”
Fluttershy blushed again and whispered, “You think The Cakes told the twins about it?”
Pinkie shrugged, “Who knows.” Then she left the nursery, leaving the door ajar.
Fluttershy whispered “Thank you.”
Twilight sighed as she cleaned the glop made from mixing doughnuts and tea.
Pinkie was mopping the floor and replied cheerfully, “Good thing I made a ton of donuts!”
Rarity just sighed as she was sitting at one of the empty tables trying to get snot and dirt from her mane, “Pinkie, I know we said we’ll help you, but I don’t know if I can do this anymore,” Twilight and Pinkie looked at her with an apologetic look as she continued, “I thought foals were cute, but this is insane. Maybe four foals at once is too much for a newcomer?”
Pinkie came up to Rarity and shook her while asking in a pleading tone, “Hey, don’t back out on me now, we still have seventeen hours left.”
Twilight nodded, “We made a ‘Pinkie Promise’ too, and what kind of friends would we be if we went back on our word?.”
Rarity groaned a bit, as she realized she couldn’t back out and said, “Fine, I’ll stay. Maybe once they’ve had a proper nap they’ll behave better. I’ll be taking a shower if you need me.” She trotted up the stairs, as Pinkie helped Twilight cleaned the mess.
, “Does it get easier with more experience?” Twilight asked.
Pinkie laughed, “It doesn’t, you just get used to the workload and eventually nothing surprises you..”
Twilight smiled and said, “Even so, you think we can do this again…with other ponies?”
Pinkie looked up and asked, “Like Little Mac?”
Twilight giggled, “When we ask him, let's do it like we’re having an intervention.”
As the two friends continued cleaning up the kitchen, Pinkie came next to Twilight and whispered, “Also Fluttershy is breast feeding again.”
Twilight looked at Pinkie and asked, “You think she took more pills?”
Pinkie shrugged, “I don’t know.”
Twilight watched as Pinkie wringed out the mop and continued to mop up the last of the mess as she thought, “Does Fluttershy love somepony? Is she thinking of having foals?” She shook her head, that was a question she would have to wait to ask.