HARDCORE HENRY: Equestria Girls

by MaskofLimbo


No Murder in the Hallway

"Do you AHH!" I rush to Vice Luna, bringing both of us to the floor and dodging a bullet that pierced the window and hit the wall "WHAT WAS hmm!?!" A put my hand on her mouth, shutting her up. I put a finger in front of my mouth, motioning her to be quiet. She nods, and I take my hand out of her mouth, and we just stay there on the floor.

Ok, I need to get out of here. Maybe, if I distract the sniper, I may have enough time to run away Not the best plan, but it may work. And since this guys is after me, probably, he won’t try to kill her Okay, I just need something to distract him. Maybe I can use my jacket to fool him? I take off my jacket and I look at Luna, pointing to the corner of the room. Understanding, she crawl to the spot Okay, it's now or never.

1 I prepare myself to run 2 I look straight to the door... 3! I throw the jacket, and like I was hoping the sniper shot at it, giving me a oportunity to run through the door. He shot again, but luckily he missed and hit the door.

Finally out of the Vice's room I start looking for classroom 301 Ok, the classroom should be here somewhere. Maybe

"THERE HE IS!" Oh, fuck "OPEN FIRE!" Shit! More Akan's soldiers, armed with silenced Remington 870 shotguns. I look to the side and see door of a classroom. I didn’t stop to think and I just rush to the door and kicked open, entering the room.

"What you thing your doing, young man!" The teacher said to me, looking at me surprised with the rest of the class.

"He is cornered!" I hear the soldiers coming... but I have a idea and I hide behind the door "Be ready!" Be ready for this, asshole.

The first guy was passing in front of the door, so I kick the door and drop him on floor. I quickly run to the next guy and hold his shotgun, pushing him to the locker as we fight for the gun.

"Derzhite yego!" IThe last guy was about to shot me, so I use the soldier I was fighting as a human shield, protecting me from the shotgun barrage. I throw the dead body on the guy and drop him on the floor, finishing him with a kick on his face.

Okay, that was in...

"Ubly..."
SHIT!

*BANG*
*BANG*

I acted by instinct and I shot at the first soldier, who was at the classroom dorway with a pistol in hand, with a shotgun...wait, I just used a gun! This moment should mark a point in my life... but, I don't have time for this.

I return to run through the hallways, shotgun still in hands. After a while, I start thinking that maybe I was... wait, is that a...? WOW! I slide on the floor, dodging a bullet that was coming

"Shit!” I get up and look at the shooter. A soldier aiming a .44 Magnum "My last bullet. Lucky mother fucker" He said and spin the gun on his finger, procceding to holst it and crack his knuckles "But, you luck just run out, suka!" He pull out two knifes and hold them upside down. Badass, I admit, but this sure isn’t good. He came at me fast, delivering cut after cut, one faster then the other. I rool to the side and aim the shotugn at him, pulling the...

*click*

What?!? AAHH!

"Gotcha" The fucker pierced my arm. He procced to kick my knee, making me crounch, and he delivers a kick on my face, throwing me backwards and making me slide on the floor "Easiest. Job. Ever" He said while aprouching.

Shit, I need some time to recover. I quickly get on my feets and start running away, holding my bleeding arm, with the fucker coming right behind me.

I start searching for a place to have a bit of peace. When I distant from the guy, I enter the first room I see. I kick open the door and quickly closing it when I'm inside This won't be enough I look for something to block the door. Luckily I spot some keys, that hopefully are for this door, close to the purple girl from the bus stop. I pick them up and lock the door, but to make more sure, I put two amps in front of the door. I hear the man aprouching, now is hope for this to work "You can't hide from... me?!" He tries to open the door, but thanks to the all mighty key and powerfull amps, he was having problems "Goddamit. OPEN!"

Well, fuck you pal, I need some rest I take a look at the cut he made Fuck, it's bad Ripping part of my shirt, I cover my cut. This will have to do for now... Wait, the girl from the bus stop is here? I look back at her, and I see her staring at me surprised and confuse, along with purple dog by her side. I also notice more girls present. Six, to be precise, and they were playing instruments. The only girls I recognize here was the purple girls that was sitting on amp, with her dog by her side, and the girl with the flame hair that was on the microphone. Now, the other were new. A blue girl with rainbow hair was playing a guitar, a yellow girl with pink hair was using a tambourine, a white girl with purple hair on a keyboard, a orange one with blond hair and using a wester hat was on the bass and a pink girl with pink hair was on the drum.

"Who are...?"

"Open the door, shit face!" Shit, I almost forgot the soldier, and he is close to break open the door!

Okay Henry, think fast... maybe I

"SUKA!" Crap! He give one strong kick on the door, breaking the doorknob and knocking the amps!

Okay, no time to think! I run to the drum and pick one of the plate, as the guy kick the door once more "Now you are...!" I hesitate and throw the plate on him, DECAPITATING HIM! HOLY SHIT!

"AAHHHH!"

"WHAT THE HELL!"

“BY CELESTIA” Shit! The girls freak out. Damnit, If they continue screaming...

"OVER HERE!" Shit. The soldiers hear them, and I hear they coming. Not wasting time, I pick up the headless soldier's magnum and start looking for ammo on his dead body. Luckily I find 5 bullets. I reload the magnum as I hear the soldiers aprouching Ok, it's now or never!

I run out of the room, going to the opossite direction that the soldiers were coming and unloading the magnum on them, distracting them as run away. With the magnum unloaded I throw it away. I probably going to regret doing this, but fuck it.

I find stairs that lead to the next floor. Maybe I find the classroom "Contact!"

Are you kidding me!?!? More were coming down the stairs, making me change the route. I run into a set of double door, were I enter and close the door quick. I breath heavy and I see the ones inside the room. Just more students, working on some kind of school activity, I think “Over there!” Shit. They're coming. I see a stage and I run to hide under the curtains. I hear the soldiers kicking open the door. Now, is pray so that don't find me or the students say were I am "He may be here somewhere" No I'm not...
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"Room clear" Thank god. I hear them exiting and closing the doors, now I... "I'm going to stay and guard the door, in case the asshole is inside"

Ah, shit. With this on the door outside, I need to find another way out.

I give a better look to where I was. A gym. Students were working on something, and now they were staring at me. This place had bleachers, with some students, and big windows around Wait, those windows seems perfect for my escape. I Just need to break them with something. Running to the bleachers, I reach a window and try to open OUCH! I received a punch that made me fall all the way down the bleacher. I get up, wondering who was WOW! I quickly dodge a ink box that was about to hit my face. I look at the responsible for throwing that at me. A... student? AHH! Someone behind me give me a neck lock, pulling out a pocket knife with his other arm and ready to stab me. I hold the hand with the knife while I also try to free myself. I give a quick look at the one choking me, and I see it was ... another student?! What the fuck! This guys think I'm the villain and are trying to kill me? Well, sorry for what I'm about to do, but I have someone important to save

I hit the nose of one who was holding me with the back of my head, freeing me and making him drop the knife, that I pick up before it could hit the floor. The other tries to kick me, but I was faster and kick her first and make her fall on the floor. I procced to stab the arm of the dude holding me, releasing myself. The chick recovers from the kick and gets up angry and throw I punch on me. I easily dodge her punch and pierce her leg with the knife, making her crouch and hold the bleeding leg, giving me a oportunity to kick her face, knocking her out. I look back at the dude that gave me a neck lock and he was about to punch me. I dodge the punch and I drop him on the bleachers, strongly punching his face, knocking him out.

Okay, back to the window matter I return to the window I was trying to open it, and

"Take this!" I hear I student running at me. I act by instinct and I grab him and throw him through the

Shit! Oh, crap, oh crap, oh crap! I throw him out of the window and he fall outside. I go check on him, and I see him laying on the ground outside... and he was moving Thank god I don't want to hurt someone who was just trying to

"What the fuck happened!?!" Shit. The soldier guarding the door enter to see what happened. He didn't notice me yet so I jump through the window, climbing the wall to the second floor.

I reach a window on the second floor. I open it and enter a random classroom. Ignoring everyone I leave the classroom, looking for... Oh, thank heavens. There it is! Classrom 301.I aprouch the door and... Oh, come on!

"Sorry, door is locked. If you're late, you stay outside"

Goddamit I knock strongly on the door.

"Hey! Behave yourself, mate, or I call the principal!" Ok, that's it. I prepare myself to kick open the door, and...

"Need some belp?"

What? AHHH! Someone hit so strong that I fly through the classroom's door. I get up slowly, looking at the big that hit me.

"Fucking hell!" The teacher, a dark blue man with black hair, using a suit without the blazer, with dark shades "Order in...!"

"Tikho!" The big guy hit the teacher, making him fly on the board and fall on the floor. On my feets, I get into a fighting stance "I going to enjoy smashing your skull, asshole. But, to make you have a chance" The big guy put his hands on his helmet, removing it and throwing somewhere on the floor "Now, make my day. HahahAHH!" He asked for it, so I punch his face, making a REAL damage on his nose, and making him REAL angry at me. What did he expected by removing his helmet? "You're dead!" He throw a punch at me. I try to block his punch, but it was useless and hit my face. This man is strong, I had to admit. He procced to hold my left arm and throw me all the way to the back of the classroom. I hit the wall strongly, falling on the floor with alot of pain. I see the guy aprouching. Heavy step by heavy step. He stop in front of me "Akan is going to pay me well for this!" He said with a creepy grin, cracking his knuckles and proceed to AHH!.. he... strang... me "Nighty night, shit face. Hahahaha" fuck... losing... can't... think... "ARGH!" OH FUCK! Air! Sweet sweet air! I breath as much as I can, seeing what happened. The big guy was stabbed on the top of his head with a steel rule... by the teacher.

"I said order in class, fucker!" The teacher said, and then look at me "And Henry" He said and... wait, how does he know my "Where the fuck were you!?"... what? "Fuck me, you take to long and now this bitches... “ He point at the dead guy on the floor “..are all around us!" The teacher-no- Jimmy walk back to his desk "If you're wondering, I’m Jimmy, and I was waiting for you, for too. Fucking. Long!" He jump over the desk and start looking for something under it “But, you are here, and that’s what matters" He get up, now holding a bag “Catch” He then throw it at me, and I pick up before it falls "Now, to our way out" He crouch again and this time he get up with a... Franchi SPAS-12 shotgun and a Desert Eagle... he was hiding this guns since the start of the class? "Let's go" He said, and "Oh, almost forgot" Jimmy go to the board and start writing Do page: 258. Deliver: next class "All right class, this is your homework. Don't forget" Oh yeah, I almost forgot about the presence of the students here, who were either surprise or scared, or maybe both, by all the action, and... well, I bet one of them shit their pants "Okay, let's go!" Jimmy said and go to the door, and I stay by his side “We need to get out of here as soon as possible. So, rememeber: stay close to me” I nod “Heh, then, let’s fucking do this” With this, Jimmy kick open the door, and we start making our way out.