Dear Miss Witch,
When I heard you could give me magical powers, I decided to give it a whirl. When nothing happened, and I was unable to make anything levitate, I decided to go to bed, thinking that all the "hype" was just you, over and over again. But then I woke up...
The next morning, I woke to find that I had been transformed into a horse like creature. It was surprising, but then I was able to move things with my mind! It was amazing... until I changed back. I was a little down at first, until I realized I could always order again.
Yours, Harry P.