“Oi! Watch where you’re going, you dumb pony!” Princess Diamond Tiara shouted at the filly she’d almost tripped over.
“Oh hi, Diamond! I heard you were a princess now!” the curly-maned earth pony filly responded.
Princess Diamond Tiara and her wife Silverspoon glared at the little pony, because Silverspoon was there too, which I forgot to mention. “Twist,” they said in unison.
Twist gulped. “Oh hi, Silverspoon.”
“Stupid ugly curly-mane pony,” Princess Diamond Tiara said.
Twist scrunched up her face.
Silverspoon circled around to Twist’s other side, so she couldn’t make a quick escape. “Why the silly glasses? What’s wrong with your eyes?!” she asked, without a trace of irony.
Twist looked at her blankly.
“White fur? White isn’t even a real colour! It’s like they forgot to colour you in!” Princess Diamond Tiara said with a sneer.
A single tear rolled down Twist’s cheek.
“Crying now?” Silverspoon taunted. “Gonna run home to mummy?”
“She can’t!” Princess Diamond Tiara corrected. “Both her parents are dead!”
Twist burst into tears.
“Come on, Silverspoon, let’s get out of here and leave this cry-baby loser!” With that, Princess Diamond Tiara led Silverspoon away.
Twist sat on the ground, openly weeping.
Appleblume approached her. “I… I saw what happened… are you okay?”
Twist looked up at her and smiled broadly. “I… I can’t believe… a princess took time out of her busy day to talk to me!” She wiped away her tears of joy.
“Ikr?” said Appleblume.
“She’s so awesome,” Twist said. And Appleblume agreed.