//------------------------------// // WHAT THE HAY IS THAT?! // Story: Fluttershy is a stallion?! // by Dash32 //------------------------------// It was a very warm day at Sweet Apple Acres. The birds were happily chirping from their perches in the trees, the wind was barely a breeze, and the sun was shining bright. Applejack had been preparing for the annual Apple Family Reunion and had asked Fluttershy to talk with the critters around the farm, to make certain the reunion goes smoothly. Applejack had just hung up a banner reading, ‘Apple Family Reunion’ across the entrance to the farm. The heat of the sun was taking its toll on the family. After it was all taken care of Applejack stepped off the ladder and wiped the sweat from her brow. “Whew, Ah don't think it's ever been this hot during the reunion. Big Mac! Did ya get all the cider barrels from the cellar?!” A huge red stallion walks out of the barn with a wooden barrel on his back. “Eeyup!” “Good. We only have a short amount o' time 'fore the rest of the family from all over Equestria get here. Fluttershy! How's it goin' with the critters?” A butter yellow Pegasus pokes her head out from behind a tree. “Oh it's going wonderfully, the animals have agreed to stay back at least until the reunion is over.” Fluttershy responds with a smile. “Good. Why don't ya'll take a break for a bit. Ah'll finish up here and we can all go inside fer drinks. Sound good?” “That sounds wonderful. All this work is making me pretty thirsty.” “Eeyup.” Big Macintosh and Fluttershy walk away and sit down next to each other by the barn without saying a word. There is a pregnant silence for close to ten minutes before the usually silent stallion speaks up. “Nice weather t'day huh?” “Oh. Um, I suppose so. Although it's a little too hot for me.” “Agreed. We've never had a reunion this hot before.” “I wonder why the Pegasi decided to make it this hot this year.” “Ya got me. Ah'm just an Earth Pony. Ah don't get all that weather stuff.” “Rainbow Dash would be the one to ask about that.” “Eeyup.” Another streak of silence washes over for the next five or so minutes before Big Mac once again speaks up. “Ahem. Uh, Fluttershy?” Fluttershy looks at Big Mac with a smile. “Yes Big Mac?” “Uh. Ah was thinkin', it's gettin' pretty hot out here. Ya wanna go inside the barn fer a spell?” Fluttershy blushes for a few reasons, mainly because she has had a crush on the huge stallion for quite some time and the thought of being alone in a closed barn with him is something that really piques her interest. “Um, okay...l-lets go.” Without another word the two ponies walk inside the cool barn out of the sun. Neither pony says another word until Big Mac decides to sneak a peak into Fluttershy's beautiful blue eyes without her noticing. But that plan fails since Fluttershy had the same idea and looks into Big Mac's eyes through her mane. As soon as their eyes meet Fluttershy blushes furiously and immediately snaps her head away from his gaze. Big Mac can't help but find this just downright adorable and smiles. “Ya shouldn't hide such a pretty face like that so often.” Fluttershy lets out a small gasp and slowly turns her eyes back on him, still blushing. “Y-You think I'm pretty? Really?” He nods. “N-Nopony has ever told me I was pretty before.” “Well they should.” “Well...um...T-Thank you Big Mac.” Fluttershy smiles a little but her blush refuses to leave her cheeks. “Ah just speak the truth.” “Isn't that usually Applejack's department?” Big Mac and Fluttershy share a small laugh at the joke before Fluttershy gets the stallions attention again. “B-Big Mac?” “Hm?” Throwing all caution to the wind, the Pegasus takes a deep breath to calm her nerves, grabs Big Mac's face in her hooves and smashes her lips on his in the deepest kiss she has ever given. At first, Big Mac is stunned but almost immediately melts into the kiss and pushes back. After a few seconds the two break the kiss for air. “So Ah take it you've thought well about me fer a while?” Big Mac says with a raised eyebrow and a smile. Fluttershy blushes and nods. “You could say that. I just didn't know if you would return the feelings for me.” “Does this answer yer question?” Big Mac immediately goes back in for another kiss, startling the yellow Pegasus before she accepts it. Fluttershy's tongue pushing at Big Mac's lips for entrance, to which the stallion complies. Before long, Big Mac gently pushes on Fluttershy's shoulders to push her onto her back. She looks into his eyes and asks. “A-Are we really doing this?” “Only if'n ya want ta do it. If not Ah ain't gonna force ya.” “L-Lets do it. I'm ready.” “Ya sure?” “Y-Yes. Take me now.” “Alright then.” Big Mac and Fluttershy embrace in yet another kiss which after about another five minutes is on the brink of turning into full on intercourse. That is, until Fluttershy stops him. “W-Wait. Big Mac...” “Havin' second thoughts? Ah can stop if'n ya want me to.” “N-No it's not that. I just. Have something to tell you.” “Alright what is it?” “U-Um, you see...I-I'm...I'm really...oh I can't say it!” “It's alright Fluttershy. Whatever is eatin' at ya, it can't be too bad.” “Ooooh, alright.” Fluttershy clamps her eyes shut, takes a deep breath and let's it all out. “Iamactuallyastallion! IwassoafraidtotellyoubecauseIthoughtyouwouldjudgemeforitandIdon'ttellmanyponies!” Big Mac looks confused more than anything. “Come again?” “I'm really a stallion...” To prove her point, Fluttershy spreads out her hind legs and right there, staring Big Mac in the face was a fully erect sixteen inch long yellow stallionhood. Big Mac's face goes from its usual red, to almost ghost white and his pupils shrink to pinpricks. “Big Mac? A-Are you alright? Oh please don't be mad at me!” Big Mac quickly scoots off of the Pegasus and runs toward the doors of the barn. “NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!!” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Meanwhile... “Whew! Now that's what Ah call a hard days work! Ah better go fetch Fluttershy and Big Macintosh so we can get so fresh apple juice.” Applejack makes her way to the barn where she saw the two other ponies enter a while ago. Just as she is about to knock on the door, both barn doors swing open and Big Macintosh comes barreling out and makes a beeline for the house. “What in tarnation?! Big Mac! What's wrong?!” Without looking back at his concerned sister, Big Mac screams at the top of his lungs. “DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!” Applejack just looks at him confused. “Huh?” Applejack looks back at Fluttershy who is grinning like a madmare. Applejack looks at the shaft between Fluttershy's legs and rolls her eyes. “Ya forgot ta take off yer strap-on again didn't ya?” “Oh I wouldn't say I forgot...I just really wanted to see the look on his face.” Fluttershy starts giggling like a filly, Applejack soon starts laughing too until both mates are trying to catch their breath. “Ah'll admit, that was pretty gosh darn hilarious. He he.” Fluttershy's grin just grows even more. “Always works.”