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// Flitter and Cloudchaser 
// Story: Colgate's Rants 3 
// by StormLuna 
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Next up are two relatively new patients, ones that are very close, Flitter and Cloudchaser.  I've had patients come in in pairs and trios before but never ones that are as close as these two are.  From what I understand they are sisters but the way they were behaving that day, I beg to differ.  I have never known of sisters to be playfully swatting one another's flanks.

They both had an appointment that day and after telling me they had the means to pay, I decided to take Flitter back first.  I examined her teeth and found nothing out of the ordinary.  What did bother me though is that she was a little chickenshit when it came to me cleaning her teeth.  She began biting down on my equipment and fidgeting in the chair.  She began to cry and yelled for her sister to come back.  

Without my permission Cloudchaser flew back and grabbed a hold of Flitter's hoof.  While she was flying back there she knocked a picture off of the wall which did not please me one bit but I'll still bill Flitter a few extra bits just for shits and giggles.

After finally getting her taken care of Cloudchaser crawled into the chair so I could take care of her.  While Flitter's teeth were in pretty good shape, the same could not be said for Cloudchaser.  She had several cavities and since it was the end of the day and I had special plans in the event they couldn't pay, I decided to stay late and fill her cavities. 

When I was done it was getting late, very late.  By that time I was in a very bad mood and regretted doing what I did.  I just hoped the hell that they did indeed have their payments ready.  Guess what, unlike other patients recently they had cash on them!  Thank Luna, I was in no mood for intimacy that night.  I began to count the money they gave me.  Guess what?  They didn't bring enough!

Oh boy, I was pissed.  I stayed there past 2100 just so I wouldn't have to deal with Cloudchaser later and they don't bring enough money.  My stomach began to growl so I decided that I would clear their debt in a different way.  I dragged the two into my basement where I would be compensated.  As everypony knows, they are twins.  They wouldn't be after I got done with them.

Cloudchaser is the more athletic of the two and you all know how I feel about athlete pegasi.  I took my chainsaw and cut one of her wings off.  It was horribly painful for her but I figured that after I get compensation from Flitter and send them on their way, I'll have a wing to eat.  Now Flitter didn't owe me as much in the end so I just bit one of her ears off and had that as an appetizer.  

After I was done with them they were claiming that they would run to Celestia until I told them that what I did was legal.  They just sighed in defeat as they headed to the hospital.  I couldn't help but snicker as they headed to the hospital realizing that they would owe even more money!  I just hoped they had the same type of customer/business agreement that I do so that they would definitely know to always carry enough bits on them. 

To end this, I will admit that pegasus wings are quite tasty.  So remember everypony, if a pegasus owes you money and you have an agreement like I do and they can't pay, just take a wing!