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// Cheerilee 
// Story: Colgate's Rants 3 
// by StormLuna 
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As you all know I have been bitching and complaining about problematic ponies for a while now and after killing Tirek and becoming a princess, I decided to continue to operate my practice.  After all, being royalty is no excuse to be a lazy bum, like certain princesses who only contribute to society by keeping me happy if you know what I mean.  Now I shall share with you my latest list of ponies that flat out piss me off. 





Cheerilee 

This patient that I'm about to go into detail with you seems sweet and nice on the surface, but deep down she annoys the hell out of me with her damn cheerful attitude, the local school teacher, Cheerilee.

Well she waltzes into my office one day with her usual cheerful attitude and immediately I started getting in a bad mood.  I mean seriously, I have never once seen her in a bad mood and I do bump into her every now and then.  Well naturally I point my hoof up to a sign that reads, "Payment is expected at time of service unless other arrangements are made in advance."

She simply pulled her insurance card out of her saddle bags and showed it to me.  Well I decided that I would run it through after her appointment because I didn't know exactly everything that would need to be done.  I take her back and I am thinking, "What the buck?"  She had seven cavities and two rotted teeth.  I will admit, I was pissed that anypony would allow their teeth to get bad but I figured that it would just be more revenue for me.  After cleaning her teeth I scheduled her to take care of these problems two weeks later.

Well two weeks pass and she comes in, not cheerful but nervous.  Well she better be nervous given everything she has to have done.  Well I sedate her, I numb her mouth, fill her teeth and then replace those two rotten ones with false ones.  In the end her bill came up to 1,250 bits.  

I let her wake up a bit before I take her to get checked out.  She hands me her insurance card and I run it through.  Guess what, it declined payment stating that I was out of that company's network.  She went ballistic and demanded that I contact them and since I am a princess, order that they cover it.

Well I call them and what I would discover would enrage me.  I discovered that this EduCare card of her's is issued by a parent company that I no longer accept.  It was issued by TiaCare!  Yep, fucking TiaCare.  When I got off the phone with those mother-fuckers I stormed to her and smacked her ass so hard she started crying like a newborn foal.  Hey, I had to punish her for giving me a TiaCare card in disguise!

Naturally she had no way to compensate me so I decided that she, like a few other patients of mine, would have to keep me happy.   Yes she protested at first but then I showed her the customer/doctor agreement and she did not like the terms of it.  She had to do whatever I wanted so not only did I seize her house and then sell it, I moved her in with me and now she is another slave in my harem.  

In the end I made a bundle off of her and got a very hot sex toy in the process so I suppose I shouldn't complain.  Let this serve as a warning to everypony, ALWAYS read the customer/doctor agreement before signing the waiver to have any work done on you....that along with never come to me with anything even remotely associated with TiaCare!