"What was with you back there?" Silver asked as we were in line for the river tube.
"Oh, that?" I asked.
"Yea, you guys seemed hostile. Kinda killed the mood," She commented.
I still had to remind myself that Silver Mist was new, and I bet no one told her of the infamy which was Sunset motherfucking Shimmer. She was completely innocent about what went on at school, and it was adorable. Seriously, I felt the oncoming glee of letting her know of the school drama and the who's who of our perfect little brick and mortar madhouse called Canterlot High.
I also felt the glee of being behind her in line, taking a quick peek at her bottom every so often. We waited for an hour or so in line, but us talking made the time melt away. When it was our turn, we were faced with a dilemma: there was only one inner tube left, the other attendant for the ride was heading back to grab the other rings.
"We can always just share a tube," I meekly suggested.
She didn't even have a thought to it. "Sure!"
"Really? I was joking and…"
"Why not?! I mean we are all adults here, right?"
"I guess?"
"Then it's settled! Hey, attendant dude! we will take that last tube!"
The attendant recognized me and smirked. I knew I was in for a barrage of questions when I started my next shift tomorrow. But, for Silver, it would be all worth it.
The current where people got on their tubes for the lazy river was the slowest part of the ride, which gave us space and time to get adjusted.
"Well, get on!" She shouted.
It felt awkward to sit on the inner tube with her holding on to it. I felt the cool water trickling past by bottom as I waited for her to get on, which I immediately regretted because she elected to jump on me instead of positioning herself slowly, her bottom pressing hard against my hip, and sucking the air out of my lungs.
"Too much?" she asked as she heard my small gasp for air.
"Na, you're fine," I said.
The first issue was the fact her body was pressing against mine, which meant the loathed awkward boner trope was going to come like a storm of spaghetti. I was able to fight it off by looking away, watching the cheap, fake plants and animatronic animals that made up the "jungle cruise" theme to the ride.
My hands were hanging off the tube and in the water, but that didn't last long. Silver grabbed my hands and wrapped it around her. My hands were over her bottom bikini and my upper arms pressing against her breasts.
No! No! No!
"Isn't this nice?" Silver asked, the sun blocked by the passing fake canopy trees.
"Y-yea."
"And you have your hands at my no-no places! You dirty boy!"
"T-that was you!" I hollered.
"Calm your tits, I'm just yanking your chain," she replied.
"Oh, and don't worry about the boner: it won't gross me out," She said with a laugh. "Besides, I know you want to fuck me, right?"
I wanted to scream, in fact, a scream was heard.
But it didn't come from me, it came from a girl farther down the ride.
Then more and more high pitched wails were heard.
When we turned the corner, we realized what they were dealing with: a mannequin was moved to a spot over a fake wooden bridge with a plastic tube attached to it. the tube was yellow, as supposed to a clear tube that meant water.
"It's piss!" someone cried out.
oh shit.
"W-what do we do?" Silver mist asked.
"We will have to swim around it!" I ordered.
"How?"
"Turn around and start paddling!"
She flipped herself over, our bodies pressing against each other. It would have been hot, but we had a stream of piss to avoid. We kept paddling, trying to avoid the steam.
"Paddle faster!" She barked.
"I'm trying!"
"Hey! if we have to shower because of this, want to do it together?"
"Really!? Now?!" I hollered.
"I'm trying to make light of a PISSY situation!"
"God dammit, Silver," I said.
She laughed as she continued to paddle, trying to move to the side. The stream was getting closer, with our efforts being fruitless.
"This isn't working!" She observed.
"Yea, this is going to suck!" I replied.
"Desperate times and all that! Get on top of me!" She commented.
"What!"
"Stop questioning and do it! You're stronger and all that!"
"Really?! the farm girl doesn't have any strength?! I'm legit surprised!"
"I'm a farmer's daughter, not a fucking farmer! Don't you know the fucking difference?!"
"Really? I thought you being a farmer you would have strength, our resident farmer does."
"You have a farmer as a classmate?"
"Yep! Her name is Applejack."
"Can you introduce me to her?" she asked
"Of course!"
"Thank you! Now…. Let me be bottom now!
We switched around, she was below me while my body was pressed on top. It also didn't help that her legs were spread and my hips were pressed between her legs, making us look like we were… well... you know.
"Paddle, dammit! Paddle!" She ordered.
I did, with everything I had. We were trying to reach the edge of the ride, but the current was too strong. As I watched, a group of family members tried the same with their own tubes but ended up getting sprayed on.
"Oh god the smell!" The mother cried.
Oh man.
"What do we do?! The current is too fast!" Silver asked.
Well, time to be the martyr.
I moved myself fully over her, her whole body covered.
"I'll just get pissed on!"
"You sure? you don't have to."
"I mean, we were having this fun day, I really don't want to have it with you being pissed on," I said.
"Aww, that's stupid and sweet."
"Maybe you like to get pissed on too."
"nope, you're right. Godspeed."
I looked up and saw I was mere seconds from getting pissed on. I covered her and braced for impact.
Then, I felt...
Nothing.
I looked up and around. By some small miracle, the stream turned off when we went under it.
"What happened?"
"It turned off?"
"Oh good," she said. "Crisis averted?"
"Yea, I guess."
"Well, as much as this is arousing: can you switch back before we get kicked out for looking like we are fucking on this ride?" she asked.