//------------------------------// // Double date night and a new perspective. // Story: Another human in Equestria fic // by The7thElement //------------------------------// After a quick sprint through Ponyville Stealth and Ryan found themselves breathless outside of Golden Oaks Library. “That was…” Ryan said before taking in a deep breath. “Creepy?” Stealth finished for him. “Yeah.” Ryan said finally catching his breath before turning to the front door of the library. “Geez I thought ponies couldn’t be creepy.” Orion said to Ryan. ‘Well apparently they can.’ Ryan thought back as he and Stealth entered the library. “Well at least we got the suit in order.” Stealth said pulling Ryan from his thoughts. “What suit?” The familiar voice of Spike said from the entrance to the kitchen. “Well looks like you two have been sprung.” “Suit? I don’t know what you’re talking about Spike.” Ryan said choosing to ignore Orion. This had the affect of getting Spike to raise an eyebrow at the duo. “Guys you do know I can tell a lie from a mile away. Hanging out with Applejack can give you that ability.” “Fine we’ll tell you but you can’t tell anyone got it.” Ryan said to the dragon. “Okay I won’t.” “Pinkie Promise.” Stealth said. “Cross my heart, hope to fly stick a cupcake in my eye. There now tell me.” “Stealth has a crush on Twilight.” Ryan said getting straight to the point. “Wha…” Spike said looking at Stealth. “It’s true so don’t tell anyone.” Stealth said fixing Spike with a glare. “What happens if I do tell someone, what’s the bug going to do to me?” At this Stealth decided to get right in Spike’s face. “I will get Ryan to take this ring off my horn and then I will drain you of every drop of emotion in your body.” “Whoa geez man calm down.” Spike said putting as much distance between him and Stealth as he could. “I Pinkie Promised okay I won’t tell anyone, cause if I did I’d be unleashing the wrath of Pinkie Pie and no one wants that.” “So you won’t tell anyone Spike?” Ryan asked Spike. “As I said I won’t. By the way Ryan you wouldn’t actually remove Stealth’s ring would ya?” “Maybe.” Ryan shrugged. “You can’t do that Ryan. Didn’t Princess Celestia say that you couldn’t take the ring off of him unless he was reformed?” Spike asked as he kept giving a cautious glance to Stealth. “Well in that case I think that he’s quite reformed.” Ryan said lifting a hand towards Stealth’s Anti-Magic ring. “NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” Spike yelled as he jumped towards Stealth and Ryan. “Don’t worry Spike I won’t take it off.” Ryan said as he held Spike in the air with a few levitation spells. At this the door to the library opened and Twilight walked in. “Ryan, why are you levitating Spike?” “Ooh someone’s in trouble.” Orion whispered. “Would you believe me if I said that he wanted to know what it’s like to fly.” The unicorn then turned her gaze to Spike. “Is that the truth?” “Yes but Stealth wants to tell you something.” Spike said as Ryan lowered him to the ground. “Really Stealth. What do you want to tell me?” “Did you really just do that?” Ryan whispered to Spike. “What he was going to tell her eventually.” Spike said before realizing he wasn’t whispering. “Tell me what?” She then looked Stealth in his eyes. “Stealth what are they talking about?” Before Stealth could give an answer Ryan spoke up. “Me and Spike are gonna go get started on lunch okay.” And with that Ryan dragged Spike into the kitchen. “So what did you want to tell me?” “Well…It’s not that simple.” Stealth said as he rubbed his fore-hooves together out of nervousness. “Well whatever it is I’m sure I can help in someway.” Twilight said as she put a hoof on Stealth’s shoulder. “Well that’s the thing it involves you.” “What involves me?” ‘Come on Stealth you’re one of Chrysalis’ finest. If you could take over most of Canterlot than you can tell Twilight your feelings for her.’ A voice in Stealth’s mind said to him. “Twilight, ever since I met you I’ve felt something that changelings rarely feel for a pony.” “Wait are you saying that you like me?” Twilight asked a small blush rising on her muzzle. In that moment Stealth could feel a few choice emotions around her that told him that she felt the same way. ‘Screw it.’ Stealth thought to himself before catching Twilight off guard by pulling her into a kiss. After breaking the kiss Stealth looked at Twilight to find that she wasn’t moving. “Umm Twilight are you okay?” Stealth said waving a hoof in front of her face. ‘Oh crap I broke her.’ He thought before realizing that he should get help. “Spike, Ryan I need your help!” He called out. The next moment he found that he and Twilight weren’t alone as Ryan came rushing out of the kitchen followed by Spike. “What happened?” Ryan asked looking between Stealth and Twilight. “Well one moment we were kissing and when it ended she was just like this.” Stealth said as Ryan got closer to inspect the lavender unicorn’s expressionless face. “Well it seems she’s in a state of shock.” It was then that Ryan realized that Twilight’s face was turning redder by the second. “I just got kissed by Stealth.” She whispered. “Um Twilight mind repeating that?” Ryan said. “I just got kissed by Stealth.” She then quickly began to stare at Stealth. “Why did you kiss me?” She asked as she walked over to Stealth. “Because I like you a lot, maybe even love you.” Stealth said worried that she may be mad. “And I didn’t return the kiss.” Twilight said worry lacing her voice. “I can fix that.” “What do you. Mmph?!” Stealth said being caught off guard as he was pulled into a kiss by Twilight. After a few moments he decided to let himself go to the kiss and push back against her as their tongues began to dance with each other. As they parted Spike decided to ruin the moment in a way only a kid could. “Eww gross. I’m going to go grab lunch.” He said making his way into the kitchen. “…” “Wow, who knew a baby dragon could cause an awkward silence so quickly.” Orion said. “Okay then. Well Spike’s romantic moment ruining ability aside I’m happy for you both.” Ryan said as he gave each of them a warm smile. “But he does have a point about getting some lunch.” As Ryan left the room Stealth turned to Twilight. “So what do we do now?” “What do you mean?” Twilight asked wondering what he meant. “Well us.” He said pointing a hoof between the two of them. “What does this mean for us?” “Well I may have to talk to my friends for advice.” “Why?” Stealth asked raising an eyebrow. “Well I don’t really have much experience in the field of relationships. And well the girls’ advice has helped me in the past.” “I see. Well how about we go get some lunch first.” At this Twilight’s stomach let out a small growl. “Good plan.” An hour after lunch Stealth had found himself sitting in a couch shifting around nervously. “Stealth calm down.” Ryan said as he looked up from a book that contained spells about magical constructs. “I can’t, what if Twilight’s friends don’t like me.” Stealth said as his disguise flickered slightly. “Stealth calm down okay your nervousness is causing you disguise to flicker.” At this Stealth took a deep breath in as he slowly counted to ten in his head. “Another thing the others already like you okay. Well as much as they can like a changeling that tried to take over Canterlot a while ago.” “That doesn’t help.” Stealth said in a deadpan tone. “Good point. How about this, at least you aren’t going to meet her family.” “That is a very good point.” “Hey I just thought of something!” Ryan exclaimed as he got up from his seat. “What did you think of?” “Well you know how me and Luna are dating.” Stealth than gave him a nod. “Well how about you, Twilight, Luna and I go on a double date.” “A double date?” “You don’t know what a double date is.” “No I don’t, the teachers in the hive didn’t teach us about that. They only taught us about regular dates.” “Well then I’ll give you the basics. A double date is basically a date where two couples go out and have dinner together, this usually occurs between friends.” “So it’s basically if Twilight and I joined you and Luna on one of your dates?” “Exactly.” “That sounds nice.” “Great I’ll have a chat to Twilight about that.” It was then that Twilight had walked through the front door to the library. “Speak of the devil.” Orion said. “Hey Twi how’d it go?” Ryan asked once he noticed that Twilight had a look of exhaustion on her face. “It was exhausting.” She said before taking a seat next to Stealth on the couch. “Didn’t know that you talking to your friends would be that hard.” Stealth said as Twilight snuggled up next to him. “It isn’t it’s just that they thought that you had put me under some sort of mind control spell. Then Pinkie put me through a series of ridiculous tests to make sure I wasn’t under some sort of spell.” “Sounds like fun. I’d imagine Rarity would’ve give you some advice on what to do.” Ryan said. “She did. She told me to tell Stealth to take me out somewhere nice for dinner. She also said your suit should be done tomorrow afternoon.” “Well I may have an idea about what you two can do for a date.” “What would that be Ryan?” Twilight asked. “Well I just need to borrow Spike and send a message to Luna. Cause I’m thinking that you, Stealth, Luna and I could go on a double date.” “That sounds like a great idea Ryan.” Twilight said before her horn began to glow. After a few seconds Spike appeared holding a quill and scroll. “Twilight can you please stop teleporting me around whenever you want to send a letter to the Princess.” He then walked over to Twilight holding out the scroll and quill. “Sorry Spike but Twilight isn’t the one sending the letter.” Ryan said. “Oh well here ya go.” Spike said as he handed off the quill and scroll. “Now if you’ll excuse me I got some comic books to get back to.” And with that Spike made his way towards the stairs. “Hey Spike.” Ryan said finishing his letter. “Yeah?” “I need you to send this thing for me bud.” Ryan said levitating the letter to Spike. After Spike sent the letter off to Canterlot with a tongue of fire he then made his way towards the stairs before stopping and coughing up a scroll which he handed off to Ryan. “Thanks Spike.” Ryan said before looking over the letter. “Well I got good news you two.” “What is it?” Stealth asked as he took a pause in giving Twilight a hug. “Luna agreed to let you two join us on a date. And before you ask Twilight, she proposed that we go on a date tomorrow night.” “So should I get Spike to send our acceptance of this proposal.” Twilight said. “No point Twilight. Luna said she’d pay us a visit tomorrow night. Also she said that she’d take care of where we go.” “Well that’s nice of her.” Stealth said before returning to hug Twilight. “Okay I’ll go cook us up something for dinner.” Ryan said heading towards the kitchen. The next day A knock could be heard throughout the library as Stealth and Ryan had finished getting ready for the night ahead. “Hello.” Ryan said as he opened the library’s front door. Once he opened the door Ryan found himself being pulled into a deep kiss by a familiar blue magical aura. Once the kiss ended he looked up into the eyes of Luna. “Well hello to you to Luna.” “Hello to you as well Ryan.” Luna said as she still kept Ryan in a hug. “So are the others ready for tonight?” “Well Stealth is but Twilight’s over at Rarity’s getting ready.” Ryan said as he was released from the hug. “I’ll go get him.” After a few moments Ryan returned to the door with Stealth. “Good evening Princess Luna.” Stealth said before bowing to her. “Please no need to bow Stealth, also for the rest of the night just call me Luna.” “Of course Princ… I mean Luna.” Stealth said still nervous around the princess of the night. “Now then how about we go retrieve Twilight.” Luna said as her horn began to glow. “How about we walk instead Luna.” Ryan offered as he held a hand up to stop her from teleporting them. “Gives us a chance to see the artwork you’ve weaved for us tonight.” Ryan said gesturing to the sky above them. “You always seem to know what to say to make me happy don’t you Ryan.” Luna said as she gave Ryan a kiss on the cheek. “All part of the job that is being your boyfriend.” Ryan said as he returned the kiss. “Wow if I could puke from the amount of affection happening between you two I would.” Orion said as Ryan, Stealth and Luna made their way towards Rarity’s Boutique. ‘Glad to hear I found a way to annoy the crap out of you.’ Ryan thought back to him. “Now Stealth I must ask why have you decided to pursue a relationship with Twilight?” “May I ask why you want to know?” Stealth said as the trio made their way through Ponyville. “Because my sister is Twilight’s teacher, and if I am to guess correctly she would want to know why someone of your species is proceeding to court Twilight.” “Well in that case it is because I am one of the few of my species that sees a pony as more than a food source.” Stealth explained. “So you love her?” Luna asked as they approached the Boutique. “I don’t know if it’s love, but I do have strong feelings for her.” “Well that’s better than nothing.” Ryan said as the trio found themselves outside the Boutique. Ryan then held open the door. “Princesses first.” “Such the gentlestallion.” Luna said as she made her way inside. “But Ryan is correct I may not be Cadance but I can tell that you have strong feelings for Twilight that could be considered love.” “Thanks for that Luna.” Stealth said as the trio were joined in the Boutique’s main lobby by Rarity. “I’m so sorry but we are closed for the nigh… Oh Princess I didn’t realize it was you or your company.” “Tis no problem Rarity, but we must ask whether or not Twilight is ready for tonight.” “I am.” Twilight’s voice could be heard from another room. After a few seconds Twilight walked out from a side room. As she entered the room Stealth’s jaw dropped at the sight of Twilight. “Huh guess it’s true about how my dresses will leave stallions speechless.” Rarity said at the sight of Stealth’s hanging jaw. “You look beautiful.” Stealth said to Twilight. “Thanks Stealth. Although it’s not much really, it’s just a lavender version of the dress I wore to the last Grand Galloping Gala.” Twilight said as she wore a small blush under her make-up. “Don’t care if it’s a bunch of rags you still look beautiful.” Stealth said as he gave Twilight a kiss on the cheek. “I-Um-I… Thank you.” She said her blush becoming more intense. “Sorry to interrupt this moment but we should get going.” Luna said causing Stealth and Twilight to be shaken out of the romantic moment. “Luna’s right we should be heading off.” Twilight said before turning to Luna. “Where exactly are we going for our date?” “To a place in Canterlot. I do hope you don’t mind.” “Not at all Luna.” She said before turning to Rarity. “Rarity I’m sorry to ask you of this but could you tell Spike that I’ll be staying in Canterlot for the night.” “Of course I will darling. I’ll tell him when he comes over to help me take inventory of my stock. Now you four head off and have a good night to yourselves.” Rarity said before giving Twilight a hug. “Thanks Rarity.” She said returning the hug before turning to Luna, Ryan and Stealth. “Okay let’s go.” At this Luna’s horn began to glow as her blue aura surrounded the two couples as they disappeared in a flash of blue. Once the teleportation ended the two couples found themselves outside a very familiar restraunt to the human of the group. “The Griffon’s Buffet? Nice choice Luna.” Ryan said to the alicorn as the group made their way inside. “The Griffon’s Buffet? You’ve been here before Ryan?” Twilight asked as they were greeted by the owner of the restraunt. “Good evening Princess Luna.” Griff said as he laid a kiss on one of Luna’s fore-hooves. “And a good evening to you too Griff. You wouldn’t mind escorting us to our table would you?” “Not at all Princess. If you would please follow me.” Griff said as he led the group to a booth. As the group took their seats Griff left four menus for them before speaking again. “Now if you’ll excuse me I will give you time to decide what you will want for dinner.” He said before heading off towards the kitchen. “Now as for your earlier question Twilight, yes I’ve been here before. Twice actually, first time was with Cadance, the second time was the time I took Luna here for a date.” Ryan said as he browsed the menu. “Must be good if two princesses have come here to eat.” Stealth said as Griff returned to the table. “Have you all made your decisions for dinner?” Griff said as he collected the groups menus. After a few minutes of the group placing their orders Griff left to prepare their meals. “If you don’t mind Stealth I would like to ask you some questions.” Luna said looking to Stealth. “Of course not Luna.” Stealth said as a serving colt arrived at the table with a round of wine. “Thank you good colt.” Luna said as the colt left the table. “Now as for my question it is about your species diet. Can your species eat meat?” “Yes we can. We can actually eat a variety of meals without any major repercussions.” Stealth said as he took a sip of wine. “How about getting drunk?” Ryan asked as the groups meals arrived. “We can get drunk. Why do you want to know?” Stealth said before digging into his meal. “No reason.” Ryan said before he followed Stealth’s example and began to eat his dinner. After the group had finished their dinner, Ryan had taken notice that they had somehow managed to run out of wine. “Um Luna, how much of a fan of wine are you?” “Hmm.” Luna said before noticing the empty wine bottle. “I only had a couple of glasses.” “Well I only had one.” Ryan said before looking to Stealth. “How about you?” “Three glasses.” He said before he found himself pulled into a hug by Twilight. “Hey Twilight how many glasses of wine have you had?” Ryan asked Twilight. “About five. Why?” She slurred before going back to nuzzling Stealth. “No reason.” Ryan said as Griff appeared with their bill. “Wow who knew Bookworm was a light weight when it came to drinking.” Orion snickered to Ryan, as Luna paid the bill. ‘Well it’s probably her first night drinking.’ Ryan thought back before turning to Luna. “So should we head off?” “We should. I’d recommend we walk but it’d probably be best if we teleport to the castle.” Luna said as her horn began to glow. After a few seconds the group found themselves inside the castle. “Stealth I trust that you will be able to take care of Twilight for the night.” Luna said as she gestured to Twilight’s old room. “They’re going to be bunking with Trixie?” Ryan asked as he opened the door for Stealth as he carried Twilight into the room. “No they won’t. I moved Trixie into her own room in my Lunar Wing of the castle.” “Hey Stealth her room’s at the top of the stairs there.” Ryan said gesturing to the stairs that led to the main bedroom. “Got it. Well goodnight you two.” Stealth said as Ryan and Luna left the room. “There you go.” Stealth grunted as he lifted Twilight onto the bed. “Probably best if I get you out of you dress.” Stealth said as he began to peel the dress off of her with Telekinesis. “So I see you have heaps of experience with undressing mares.” Twilight said lustfully as Stealth finished taking her dress off her. “I got to repay you for that y’know.” She said as she levitated him onto the bed. “Twilight what are you suggesting?” Stealth asked worried about what she was implying. “Well we don’t just have to use this bed to sleep.” Twilight said before letting out a small yawn. “Twilight I really don’t think we should do that…” Stealth stopped himself when he realized that Twilight had fallen asleep on top of him. “Well guess I’m staying here for the night. Can’t get her off of me without waking her.” He said before letting out a yawn as he fell asleep. Meanwhile “So then Ryan you’re alone with a princess in her bedroom what are you going to do next?” Luna asked Ryan quizzically. Her answer came in the form of a deep passionate kiss. When the kiss ended Luna found herself on her back looking up at Ryan. “Simple Lulu. I’m going to show you a night of pleasure unlike any night you’ve experienced before.” “Really? I highly doubt that.” She said before she was interrupted as Ryan showed her how good hands could be for certain things. “So you’re going to play like that eh?” “Well I did say I’d show you a night of pleasure like no other night before.” He said before giving her another kiss.