Tales From a NOT SO HAPPY Heartbreak

by Crimson Inferno


Mission, Set, Go!

We just received our first mission. The mission required two people who like each other but they just don't want to say it.
Hey, don't look at me... Look at my counterpart, Princess Sunset, who is desperate to ask out Princess Twilight of Equestria.

"Sunset?" my counterpart said, snapping me out of my thoughts.

"Yeah? Need help on somethin'?" I asked.

"Yes. I need help on... asking out a girl," she said looking up from her Daring Do book.

"You need help on asking out a girl? Aw... Who is it?" I asked with an eager tone.

"We'll go back to the game zone," RD said and mentioned AJ, Rarity, Sugarcoat, Sour, Sunny, Indigo, Lemon, Fluttershy, and Pinkie to follow her.

"Okay, we'll see you girls later," Princess Sunset said.

"Who is it?" I asked again.

"I... uh... gah... Just tell me the dos and don'ts on how to court a girl," Princess Sunset said and blushed.

"Geez. You sound like... wait... do you like Princess Twilight?" I asked with so much excitement

"Yeah and well, I want to ask her to be my date to the dance," my counterpart said.

"You do know that you'll be asking a Princess of Equestria right?" I asked.

"Well, I know that and I know that you're a princess there too," she said.

"Hmm... Touche," I said.

"Just tell me," she demanded.

"I think it would be better if you two go to the place where Sci-Twi and I got set up on a fake date!" I shouted.

"Okay... then what?" she asked.

"I think you'll just have to ask Dashfire for about that," I said.

"Okay, but I owe you one," she said and ran to Dashfire.

"Dashfire, I need help on something," she said.

"Need help on courting a girl? Sure, I'll help you," Dashfire said with a tone I can't really describe.

"How did you know?" Princess Sunset asked.

"Well, she is my best friend, so, she basically knows a lot about me," I said while leaning on the door.

"Yeah, and because Sunset's been crushing on Sci-Twi," Dashfire said and picked up a bow and an arrow.

"Okay, I really need help," Princess Sunset whined.

"Okay, did you tell her about the fake date?" Dashfire asked me as she shot an arrow to the bull's eye.

"Yeah, I did," I said.

"Okay, so Princess Sunset, here's what you should do: Win a stuffed animal for Princess Twilight. After you've done that, bring her to one of those places where a couple could talk. Finally, during your short conversation, just ask her on a ponyfeathering date!" Dashfire said with a little squeal at the end.

"You know, I don't-" Princess Sunset was cut off by Dashfire's scoff.

"We'll all be with you, just not near you... I know! Let's arrange a hang out today and we split up in three groups of six," Dashfire said.

"Hey, I think someone will become a member that fast. And I sometimes think that you're some sort of match maker," I said.

"Eh... It's a gift," Dashfire said.

"Okay, let's go meet up the rest at the game zone," Princess Sunset said.

The three of us ran to the game zone, where we find everyone playing. Dashfire whistled and everyone formed a circle.

Nice, Dashfire's got leadership as a skill. She is going to be second-in-command when she becomes a member, I thought.

"Let's go on a trip to Funland!" Dashfire shrieked.

"Yes! Yes! Yes!" We all jumped happily while saying that.

"Okay. Orion, is it okay if you upgrade all our phones and watches?" I asked.

"No prob," Orion answered and activated his watch for scanning.

Orion scanned our phones and watches. After he scanned them, Dashfire just programmed them.

"Hey!" Orion yelled.

"What? I know how to program these bad boys," Dashfire said.

"Okay, fine," Orion said with a smug face.

After Dashfire programmed our watches, she handed Choken and Diamond the phones to program.

"Oh come on!" Orion shouted.

"We girls know how to code you know," Choken scoffed.

"That's true," Diamond said.

"Done," Diamond and Choken said.

We retrieved our belongings and checked out the upgrades. The upgrades included a tracking system, vid call on the watch, lasers, anti-gravity, cloaking system, tazer, night vision, inferred vision, thermal vision, and freezer(it freezes anything).

"Awesome!" Dashfire said as she used the laser to cut open a hole.

"I wouldn't do that if I we're you," Princess Twilight said.

"I agree," Sci-Twi said.

"Can we stop smart-talking and head to Funland?!" Sour Sweet asked/shouted.

"Okay, but if any of us encounters Flash or Trixter, vid call all of us. Got it?" Princess Twilight said.

"Got it!" We all said and hopped in/on our cars, trucks, and motorbikes.