Twilight looks at you with wide-eyed shock. “You WHAT!?”
> “Crazy right? Rarity was blown up, Fluttershy kind of burned to death, Pinkie’s trying to suffocate herself with a bag, Rainbow Dash also, um, exploded, and Applejack ate just one too many apples.”
> “Actually, now that I think about it, I didn't kill all of them. My bad!”