//------------------------------// // 75 // Story: You in Equestria: Let's Save a Kingdom // by RatherHomely //------------------------------// You head over to Donut Joe’s. Opening the door, you can see that nothing is all that unusual. Granted, Donut Joe is bouncing his disembodied head on the counter like a basketball, and there’s a bunch of donuts sitting at a table playing poker, but, otherwise, it’s fairly normal. You order up one of Joe’s Joes (you know, the coffee, not the pony), and take a seat. Luckily, you have your handy-dandy joy buzzer on you. It’s for emergency prank purposes like these that you carry it with you. Finally, Rainbow marches through the door, a sly look on her face. She takes a seat across from, and gives you a curt nod. “Before we start, I just want to say, ‘Let the best pony win.’” She reaches a non-suspicious hoof out, offering to shake your hand. Hah! She’s falling right into your trap! You reach across the table. Suddenly you realize something… It’s tricky to see, but it seems that Rainbow is wearing a joy buzzer as well! “No!” you shout as hand and hoof meet. An explosion rocks Donut Joe’s, creating a nuclear mushroom that can be seen as far away as Manehattan. Somehow, someway you manage to survive, stumbling out of the wreckage. You don’t think I’m going to just kill you off just for using a joy buzzer, do you? Unfortunately, Rainbow Dash doesn’t have a narrator protecting her. You see grey hair rain from the sky, and you dearly hope it doesn’t belong to who you think it belongs to. > Let’s, uh, move along to the next pony, eh?